[[foldercontrol]]

[[folder:Advertising]]
->'''Bill's Wife:''' You son of a biscuit-eating bulldog!!\\
'''Bill:''' What the french toast?\\
'''Bill's Wife:''' Do you think I wouldn't find out about your doodoo head cootie queen?\\
'''Bill's Mistress:''' Who are you calling a cootie queen, you lint licker?!
-->-- Orbit gum commercial
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Comic Books]]
->Well pierce my ears and call me drafty!
-->-- '''ComicBook/MaryJaneWatson''', ''ComicBook/TheAmazingSpiderMan1963'' #62

->Time to open a can of kick-butt!
-->-- ComicBook/{{Wolverine}} before fighting ComicBook/{{Sabretooth}}

->"You're a strong, independent young woman. Heck, you're a superhero. Cousin of [[Franchise/{{Superman}} THE superhero]]. And he must have rubbed off on you. Why else did I just use the word "heck"?"
-->-- '''ComicBook/{{Supergirl}}''', ''ComicBook/TheKillersOfKrypton''

->'''Lois Lane:''' "Oh Snap![...]"\\
'''Lana Lang: ''' "Did you... Did you just say "'''Oh Snap'''"?\\
'''Lois Lane:''' I heard Jimmy saying it.
-->-- ''ComicBook/TheHuntForReactron''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Comic Strips]]
->I'm only civil because I don't know any swear words.
-->-- '''Calvin''', ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Fan Works]]
->Son of a gum-chewing funk monster! Why the fruit does all this funny stuff happen to me?! Forget my life! Always surrounded by miserable, failing clods! Like this whole world just likes to bend me over, and ''[[Film/TheBigLebowski find me in the Alps]]'', like I'm some sort of schlock receptacle! Well as far as I care, these miserable cows can have a fancy barbecue with a goddamned pig!
-->-- '''Vegeta''', ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''

->Oh, yes, by golly gosh all hemlock.
-->-- '''ComicBook/JimmyOlsen''', ''Fanfic/AForceOfFour''

->'''Kirito:''' I only had the one sword... [[ThrowingYourSwordAlwaysWorks W a kid's [[DeepImmersionGaming game.]] There's a [[EnforcedTrope profanity filter.]]\\
(''beat'')\\
'''Kirito:''' (''WideEyesAndShrunkenIrises'') I wanna go home.
-->-- ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged''

->'''Naomi Kent:''' "I don't want the least bit of attitude out of you when we do it, either, young man."\\
'''Clark Kent:''' "Oh, cripes."\\
'''Naomi Kent:''' "Clark!"\\
'''Clark Kent:''' "I said 'cripes', Mom."
-->-- ''Fanfic/TheDayAfterYouSavedTheMultiverse''

->'''Kyoko Sakura''': Dangit, that was [Sayaka's]] name in the dream. I still gotta see if that's her real name. But anyway, I never met any of them, cept Mami, before and I suddenly start having dreams about them. I mean, it ain't my power so what the heck's going on here!\\
''[{{Beat}}]'' \\
'''Kyoko''': ''[horrified]'' Oh no!\\
''[Oriko looks at Kyoko with interest]''\\
'''Kyoko''': I said 'freakin' instead of the other word! What's happening to me?!\\
'''Oriko Mikuni''': ''[giggling]'' I suppose it's just Yuma rubbing off on you. You've censored yourself in front of her, so I suppose its taking effect elsewhere. You said 'heck' too if my observations are correct.\\
''[Kyoko's horror grows on her face]''\\
'''Oriko''': Oh, and 'dangit' if memory serves.
-->-- ''Fanfic/TheUnlikelyAlly'', "Chapter 8: Oriko Gets Some Visitors"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Films -- Animated]]
->Pluck my life.
-->-- '''Red''', ''WesternAnimation/TheAngryBirdsMovie''

->[[Franchise/PlanetOfTheApes Darn you! Darn you all to heck!]]
-->-- '''Alex,''' ''WesternAnimation/Madagascar1''

->Darn darn ''darn darny '''darn!'''''
-->'''Bad Cop''', ''WesternAnimation/TheLegoMovie''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Films -- Live Action]]
->[[LampshadeHanging I've got some R rated dialogue for you, but I'm gonna keep it PG, I'm gonna keep it PG!]]
-->-- '''Frank Jackson''', ''Film/BigFatLiar''

->'''[[Film/IronMan Tony:]]''' (''bouncing off a force field'') Shit!\\
'''[[Film/CaptainAmericaTheFirstAvenger Cap:]]''' Language!\\
[...]\\
'''Tony:''' Wait a second. No-one else is gonna deal with the fact that Cap just said "language?"\\
'''Cap:''' I know! It just slipped out.\\
[...]\\
'''Film/{{Thor}}:''' Find the scepter!\\
'''Tony:''' And for ''gosh' sake'', watch your language!\\
'''Cap:''' (''sigh'') [[NeverLiveItDown That's not going away anytime soon...]]
-->-- ''Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron''

->''I've had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane!''
-->-- '''Sean Jones''', ''Film/SnakesOnAPlane'' ([[{{Bowdlerize}} edited for broadcast version]])

->If ya cut me off drivin', spill your Coke upon my shoes,\\
There's just no tellin' what my mouth might say.\\
I'll break out a string of non-profanity to make your ears curl,\\
In my religiously edited way.
-->-- '''Will Jensen''', ''Film/SonsOfProvo''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Literature]]
->He didn't get out of the cockadoodie car!
-->-- '''Annie Wilkes''', ''{{Literature/Misery}}''

->OW! MOONFIRE AND STAR VOMIT! HEAL, by all the snakes!
-->-- '''Darkstalker''' as Kinkajou spits poison at him, ''Literature/WingsOfFire''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
->'''Sheldon:''' [Leonard] said, and I quote, "ask Penny, it was her cockamamie idea."\\
'''Penny:''' Leonard said "cockamamie?"\\
'''Sheldon:''' Actually, I'm paraphrasing. Having been raised in a Christian household, I'm uncomfortable with the language he used. And to be honest, I'm not entirely comfortable with "cockamamie."
-->-- ''Series/TheBigBangTheory''

->I apprehended the accused and advised him of his rights. He replied, "Why don't you ram it up your pimhole, you fusking clothprunker."
-->-- ''Series/ABitOfFryAndLaurie''

->You can go straight to H-E-double hockey sticks!
-->-- '''Rose Nylund,''' ''Series/TheGoldenGirls''

->'''Eleanor:''' Somebody royally forked up. ''[{{Beat}}]'' Somebody ''forked'' up. Why can't I say "fork?"\\
'''Chidi:''' If you're trying to curse, you can't [[{{Heaven}} here]]. I guess a lot of people in this neighborhood don't like it, [[NarrativeProfanityFilter so it's prohibited]].\\
'''Eleanor:''' That's bullshirt.
-->-- ''Series/TheGoodPlace''

->'''SantaClaus:''' Oh, balderdash and fiddle-lee-dee!\\
'''Crow T. Robot:''' Whoa, language, Santa!
-->-- ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'', "[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S03E21SantaClausConquersTheMartians Santa Claus Conquers the Martians]]"

->'''Brianna:''' Well, that's adorable as all heck.\\
'''Rosemary:''' Oh... someone's going to need to put some money in the family SwearJar!\\
'''Brianna:''' Really? "Heck"? Are you fucking kidding me?
-->-- ''Series/GraceAndFrankie'', "The Raccoon"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Professional Wrestling]]
->BALONEY, FUDGE AND MUSTARD!
-->-- '''Wrestling/JohnCena'''

->We can thank the [[Wrestling/NewWorldOrder NWO]] B&W for re-popularizing the phrase "sad sack." Where would the wrestling world be without this phrase? A better place, perhaps? No, this is WCW, so they'd come up with some strange phrase like "fruity booty" to take its place. Oh! Wait! [[Wrestling/BookerT They did]]. Damn.
-->-- '''[[http://www.ddtdigest.com/updates/1999044t.htm DDT]]'''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Theatre]]
-> '''Captain:''' Bad language or abuse, \\
I never, never use, \\
Whatever the emergency; \\
Though "Bother it" I may \\
Occasionally say, \\
I never use a big, big D-- [[note]]Damn. Not any other D-words you might have thought of.[[/note]]
-> '''All:''' What, never?
-> '''Captain:''' No, never!
-> '''All:''' What, ''never''?
-> '''Captain:''' Hardly ever!
-> '''All:''' Hardly ever swears a big, big D-- \\
Then give three cheers, and one cheer more, \\
For the well-bred Captain of the Pinafore!
-->-- '''''Theatre/HMSPinafore'''''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Video Games]]
->Gosh darn it to heck!
-->-- '''Wyatt''', ''VideoGame/WolfensteinIITheNewColossus''

->'''Red Hood:''' I don't think I've ever met a bigger goody-two-shoes...\\
'''Flash (Jay Garrick):''' I'm about to land one on your posterior.\\
'''Red Hood:''' Good luck with that, Garrick.

->'''Vixen:''' I gotta say, Brainiac was a real bastard.\\
'''Flash (Jay Garrick):''' Language, Ms. [=McCabe=], you're a superhero.\\
'''Vixen:''' And you're seriously old school.
-->--''Videogame/Injustice2''

-> '''Steve''': You're shitting me!\\
'''Austin''': I fertilize you not.
-->-- ''VideoGame/TheMark''

-> '''[=MacCready=]''': You stuck your neck out for me. I don't forget [[CurseCutShort sh-]]...I mean, things like that.\\
'''[[PlayerCharacter Sole Survivor]]''': You can curse all you want, I'm not your mother.\\
'''[=MacCready=]''': Very funny. It's not about you, it's about [[IGaveMyWord a promise I made.]] When I left the [[VideoGame/Fallout3 Capital Wasteland]], I didn't just leave Little Lamplight behind...I left my family behind. Had a beautiful wife named Lucy, and a son we named Duncan. He's the one I made my promise to, promise to clean up my act and be a better person...I guess that sounds pretty stupid coming from a guy who shoots people for a living.
-->-- ''VideoGame/Fallout4''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Web Animation]]
->'''Absalon Gohan:''' Baby Gohan plan to use the Multi-Dimensional Dragon Balls to erase every Gohan in the multiverse!\\
'''Gohan Black:''' Holy… ''shiitake mushrooms!''\\
'''Emo Gohan:''' For [[PrecisionFStrike fuck's]] sake! [[LampshadeHanging Just say "shit", you little shit!]]
-->-- ''WebAnimation/DragonballGohanverse'' Episode 9
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Web Comics]]
->'''CT:''' D --> Oh shoot\\
'''CT:''' D --> E%cuse my vulgarity
-->-- '''Equius Zahhak,''' ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}''

->'''GG:''' Shucks!!!!!\\
'''TT:''' Hey, I'm upset about it too, but let's watch the [[HypocriticalHumor fucking]] language.
-->-- '''Jane Crocker''' and the '''Auto Responder''', ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}''

->'''Passenger:''' Enough is enough! I have had it with these [[Film/SnakesOnAPlane gosh-darned snakes on this gosh-darned plane]]!\\
'''Steward:''' Language, sir!
-->-- ''Webcomic/IrregularWebcomic'', "No. 1861"

->'''King Dedede:''' "Frikkin' crud."\\
'''Kirby:''' Fruh-crud.\\
'''King Dedede:''' "Flippin' egg."\\
'''Kirby:''' F-fcraig\\
'''King Dedede:''' "Hella."\\
'''Kirby:''' Heck of.
-->-- ''[[http://www.usgamer.net/articles/video-game-cheats-n-beatums-4-kirby-speaks Kirby's Curse]]''

->KAYA! WHAT THE FOX! THAT HURT!
-->'''Kai Romero''', ''Webcomic/TwinDragons''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Web Original]]
->Looks like the sixth Doctor has developed exactly the same sort of lame swearing as the "[[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS8E1TerrorOfTheAutons}} ham fisted bun vendor]]" third Doctor and "[[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS17E1DestinyoftheDaleks}} spack off]]!" fourth Doctor -- his latest attempt is "[[SesquipedalianLoquaciousness microcephallic apostate]]" (one day he will just say "you fucking twat").
-->-- '''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.com/2011/09/season-twenty-two.html Doc Oho]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS22E5Timelash}} "Timelash"]]

->...You can't even say Hell? Are you serious?
-->-- '''[[@/HilarityEnsues Hilarity]]''', ''Roleplay/WeAreOurAvatars''

->"Truck hard?" "Truck hard?!" Holy schizz! That sounds so ''hooooot''.
-->-- '''Lindsay Jones''' as '''[[WebAnimation/{{RWBY}} Ruby Rose]]''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHSoztUW0pk reading]] '''Literature/FiftyShadesOfGrey'''

-> ''Oh, sugar-honey iced tea.''
-->-- '''King K. Rool''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mUOymWLCqE Donkey Kong Country Abridged - Episode 1 - Big Dumb Day]]''

-> ''HEY YOU! YEAH ALL FRICKIN' HUNDRED THOUSANDS OF YOU FLIPPIN' LISTEN TO ME! I'm P-Oed about the M-Fing lurkers watching our BS. [[PleaseSubscribeToOurChannel So subscribe to this channel or GT the fluff O! DADDY SAYS SUBSCRIBE!]]
-->-- '''Philip Rivers''', ''WebAnimation/GridironHeights''

->''"If I say the 'F' word, my mom will kick me to the curb, so I'll replace it with something not quite as bad, like maybe the word 'freak'. I know it still sounds bad, but technically, it's not a cuss word, so I'm fine. All the kids will be so edgy. Technically, it's not a cuss word, so I'm fine."''
-->-- '''Elise Ecklund''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qH0kut8tms If Kidz Bop Sang ABCDEFU]]"

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Western Animation]]
->I really wish Mom didn't raise me so well, 'cause this deserves a much-stronger cuss word than FIDDLESTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKS!!!
-->-- '''Gumball''', ''WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball'', "The Rival"

->Kids, cover your ears! FCC, here comes Linda: dagnabbit, pee popper, nuts to poppa, stinka boob taka, momma kaga, poopa daddy!
-->'''Linda Belcher''', ''WesternAnimation/BobsBurgers''

->'''Edd''': ''Gu-ooooohhhh'' DARN IT!
->'''Ed''': Double-D almost said a bad word, Eddy!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy'', ''Gimme Gimme Never Ed''

->(''drops barrel [[AgonyOfTheFeet on foot]]'') GAH! HOT BELGIAN WAFFLES! Wait... I'm alone. [[SubvertedTrope I can swear for real]]! (''deep breath'') ''SON OF A--'' (''[[CurseCutShort tape fast-forward]]'')
-->-- '''Grunkle Stan''', ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'', "Not What He Seems"

->''"We should make like hockey sticks and get the puck out of here!"''
-->-- '''Shaggy''', ''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken'', Operation Rich in Spirit, A Scooby Friday

->'''Bart:''' I sure as ''Hell'' can't tell you we learned about ''Hell'' unless I say ''Hell'', can I?\\
'''Marge:''' ...Bart, you're no longer in Sunday School. Don't swear.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment"

->'''Marge:''' I know you're upset-\\
'''Bart:''' Darn right I'm upset!\\
'''Marge:''' Bart! Watch your language! ...Oh, you did. Sorry.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Dog of Death"

->''"DRAT! To HADES with you ACCURSED bullseye!"''
-->-- An '''old horstachio ''' while playing a game of darts, ''WesternAnimation/VivaPinata'', "The Old Pinatas Home"

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Real Life]]
->The title of the play stems, in the definition of the Encyclopedia Britannica quoted in the program, from military slang and means "in a mess, haywire, and derives from the first letters of the words 'situation normal all fouled up.'" The eminent ''Encyclopedia Britannica'' should be taken gently in hand and told about the birds and the flowers. The first letter of the fourth word may be all right, but the word itself, as any soldier may inform it, is hardly "fouled."
-->-- '''George Jean Nathan''', review of ''Snafu'' (1944)

->Heck is where people go when they don't believe in Gosh.
-->-- A joke
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