->'''Spike:''' Taking up smoking, are you? \\
'''Harmony:''' I ''am'' a villain, Spike. Helloooo? ''[then coughs, ruining the whole thing]''
-->-- ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''

->'''''Bad Smoker Rule:'''''
->''In any cop movie made since the mid-'70s, the bad guys smoke, while the good guy is trying to quit.''
-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert''''s [[http://academic.sun.ac.za/forlang/bergman/tech/glossary/ebert_glos.htm Glossary of Movie Terms]]

->'''[[AmoralAfrikaner Hoyt Volker]]:''' Here. Join me for a celebratory [[CigarChomper Cohiba]]. That was quite a show down there. \\
'''[[PlayerCharacter Jason Brody]]:''' I don't really smoke. \\
'''Hoyt:''' Oh, you're concerned about cancer. That's [[PrecisionFStrike goose shit.]] [[EverythingIsTryingToKillYou Cancer won't be what kills you.]]
-->-- ''VideoGame/FarCry3''


->''I didn't say anything. I lit my pipe again. It makes you look thoughtful when you are not thinking.''
-->-- '''Phillip Marlowe''', ''Literature/FarewellMyLovely''

->''For no reason at all, I assumed that the human liberators would not be the smoke-breathing type sort of being. I realize now that is a completely false piece of logic, but at the time smoke meant to me only one thing: a human enemy -- Bob and his friend in the car -- cruel oafs!''
-->-- '''Pufftail''', ''Literature/{{Stray|1987}}''

-> '''Bearded Man:''' I have emphysema. I contracted it through years of habitual smoking. Disgusting proclivity, isn't it? Only villains smoke. We know this, right? \\
'''Simon:''' I'm sorry, you are…? \\
'''Bearded Man:''' You may call me "Flosso". And I'm a villain.
-->-- ''Series/FlashForward2009''