->We can't die, Bendis. And you know why? Because we are ''so very'' pretty. We are just too good-looking for God to let us die.
-->-- '''Sergeant Malcolm Reynolds''', ''{{Series/Firefly}}''

->If SirMixALot was the Secretary of Defense, [[http://static.thesuperficial.com/uploads/2015/01/the-crap-we-missed-0128-03.jpg this]] is what the average US soldier would look like.
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/01/29/night-crumbs-277/ Michael K.]]''' on Music/NickiMinaj

->''"I've heard of some interesting ways to oxygenate somebody who is out of breath but snogging them underwater is a new one on me. I suppose that is what you get when you hire a hot woman to play the part of a super soldier. I wonder if this scene would have played out along the same lines had it been some beefy bloke in the role tonguing Doggett?"''
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2014/08/the-x-files-season-nine.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/TheXFiles'', "Nothing Important Happened Today Pt. II"
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