-> ''"What is wrong with them? They never listen to me! They only listen to that blue-suited blowhard! It's the mustache, I bet!"''
-->-- '''Robbie Rotten''', ''Series/LazyTown''

-> ''"To have a beard is to rehearse\\
A battle with the universe."''
-->--'''Picnicface''', ''[[http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=na37dOc_XSQ Beard no Beard]]''

-> '''Bibble:''' I'm Governor Sio Bibble, the Queen's trusted advisor.
->'''Qui-Gon:''' Advisor? Hmmm. Does he have a goatee?
->'''GM:''' Yes, actually, he does.
->'''Qui-Gon:''' [[EvilChancellor We keep an eye on him]].
-->--''Webcomic/DarthsAndDroids''

-> '''Dave:''' How can you have a goatee without shaving? Does it just materialize?
-> '''[[GenderBender Male Helen]]:''' Well, yes. I'm evil.
-->--''[[http://www.webcomicsnation.com/shaenongarrity/narbonic_plus/series.php?view=archive&chapter=31475#121222 Narbonic]]''

->'''Elan:''' You just executed him because I happened to have him tied up?
->'''Vaarsuvius:''' Yes, but that mustache did not do him any favors either.
-->-- ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'', [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0596.html #596]]

->"Piper's son grows up to tbe the evil ruler of the world. ...And he looks hilariously like a member of {{Music/Nickelback}}."
-->--'''WebVideo/ObscurusLupa''' on ''{{Series/Charmed}}''

->''"Moral of the story: The thinner the mustache, the bigger the douchebag."''\\
-- ''Website/YouTube comment concerning Clayton from Disney/{{Tarzan}}''
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