->''There's a devil and an angel on your shoulder, it's true,\\
they're always fighting, making a fool out of you.''
-->-- '''The Underscore Orkestra''', "Blue Draggish"

->'''Music/DrDre:''' Alright, stop!\\
'''Eddie:''' Huh?\\
'''Dr. Dre:''' Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store\\
and try to get money out the drawer\\
You better think of the consequence\\
'''Eddie:''' But who are you?\\
'''Dr. Dre:''' I'm your motherfuckin conscience\\
'''[[Music/{{Eminem}} Slim Shady]]:''' That's nonsense!\\
Go in, gaffle the money and run to one of your aunt's cribs\\
and borrow a damn dress, and one of her blonde wigs\\
Tell her you need a place to stay, you'll be safe for days\\
If you shave your legs with Renee's razor blades
-->-- '''Music/TheSlimShadyLP''', "Guilty Conscience"

->'''Devil Orange:''' You should tell Cucumber his mother's a pickle!\\
'''Orange:''' ''(laughs)'' Good idea, Devil Orange!\\
'''Angel Orange:''' Oh, no, Orange, you can't tell him that!\\
'''Orange:''' I can't?\\
'''Angel Orange:''' No! You should ask Cucumber... "Why the long face?"
-->-- ''WebVideo/TheAnnoyingOrange'', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C41IBSKGF4w Cruel as a Cucumber]]"

->''Every man hath a good and a bad angel attending on him in particular all his life long.''
-->-- Robert Burton

->'''Devil Pinto:''' Fuck her. Fuck her brains out! Suck her tits, squeeze her buns. You know she want it.\\
'''Angel Pinto:''' For shame! Lawrence, I'm surprised at you!\\
'''Devil Pinto:''' Ah, don't listen to that jack-off. Look at those gazongas! You'll never get a better chance!\\
'''Angel Pinto:''' If you lay one finger on that poor, sweet, helpless girl, you'll despise yourself forever! ''([[{{Beat}} beat]])'' I'm proud of you, Lawrence.\\
'''Devil Pinto:''' You homo!
-->-- ''Film/AnimalHouse''

->'''Dennis' Shoulder Devil:''' Hey, switch the cards. It'll be hilarious.\\
''(Dennis looks at his other shoulder)''\\
'''Dennis' Shoulder Devil:''' What are you looking for?\\
'''Dennis:''' Isn't there supposed to be an angel over here?\\
'''Dennis' Shoulder Devil:''' Are you Dennis Finch?\\
'''Dennis:''' Yes.\\
'''Dennis' Shoulder Devil:''' Then no. Do it!
-->-- ''Series/JustShootMe''

->'''Janeway:''' What to do, what to do?\\
'''Shoulder Devil:''' ''Well...'' I think you should--\\
'''Janeway:''' I have no room for that religious crap. Get that out of here!\\
'''Shoulder Atom:''' ''Good''. Now, we can discuss this rationally.\\
'''Janeway:''' Eh, I'm willing to try anything once. Lay some on me. Uh, what would you do?\\
'''Shoulder Atom:''' Oh. Well, not ''me'' per se; I mean, I'm just an atom. But, I can form a molecule with others and--\\
'''Janeway:''' ''Bor-ring!'' How do you deal with your enemies?\\
'''Shoulder Atom:''' Eh-he-he, well... I don't have anything like that. The only thing I could really do is split and hope the energy release would destroy them all.\\
'''Janeway:''' Eh... not too crazy about killing myself to kill my enemies, but... Hell, I'll keep my options open. Now, what do you think?\\
'''Shoulder Cowboy:''' ''(panicking)'' What am I even doing here and how the hell do I get out?!\\
'''Janeway:''' Haha, I like the cut of your jib! All right, what do ''you'' think?\\
'''Shoulder Spider:''' YOU SHOULD EAT HARRYYYYY!\\
'''Janeway:''' For the last time, I am ''not'' eating Harry! Not while he's still of use to me... All right, I'm going with the Shoulder Cowboy. We're leaving.
-->-- '''Website/SFDebris''', "[[Series/StarTrekVoyager Year of Hell]]"

->'''Nature:''' Hug him! Hug him like you've never hugged anyone before!\\
'''Nurture:''' What?! No! Don't do it!\\
'''Nature:''' Hug hug hug hug hug-- MMPH!\\
'''Nurture:''' ''(grabs Nature)'' Quiet, you!\\
'''Nature:''' ''(flails arms)'' MMMPH!\\
'''Nurture:''' Quit squirming!
-->-- ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive'', [[http://egscomics.com/comic/2008-06-16]]

->'''Kora:''' [the supporting characters] were mostly there to die and pad the runtime until the good angel, Michael, fights the bad angel, Gabriel.
-->-- '''WebVideo/MediaWhorz''' review of ''Film/{{Legion}}''

->'''Grigorii:''' Be mindful of the voices--\\
'''Nephilim:''' Listen to the voices--\\
'''[[SpeakInUnison Both]]:''' That whisper in your sleep. [[TheChosenMany You are with the chosen]]--\\
'''Grigorii:''' [[ItsUpToYou But you must choose for yourself]].\\
'''Nephilim:''' [[BlindObedience But you must make the right choices]].\\
'''Both:''' You are cursed with free will.\\
'''Nephilim:''' [[PathOfInspiration We are here to guide you to the light]].\\
'''Grigorii:''' [[AlienNonInterferenceClause It's not my place to intervene]]. But then, this--\\
'''Nephilim:''' Even if this is--\\
'''Both:''' Merely a dream. Make the right choices, and be mindful of [[EldritchAbomination the voices that whisper]].\\
'''Grigorii:''' [[TheCorrupter They corrupt]].\\
'''Nephilim:''' [[VillainsNeverLie They speak the truth]].
-->-- ''VideoGame/TheSecretWorld''

->'''[[WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse Lincoln Loud]]''': "You know, there's something I've always wondered about that whole thing. When the angel and devil appear on your shoulder, aren't they afraid they'll fall off?"
->'''Lynn Loud''': "Well, that wouldn't be a problem for the tiny versions of ''me''. I've got perfect balance."
->'''Luna Loud''': "Or they could just grab onto your big poofy hair."
-->-- ''Fanfic/PeekingThroughTheFourthWall'', "Episode 33"

->'''Devil Donut''': Go on and eat it. What are you waitin' for?!
->'''Angel Donut''': Don't do it! It's [=SpongeBob's=] donut!
->'''Devil Donut''': Don't listen to him, he's covered with sprinkles.
->'''Patrick''': I hate conflicts!
->'''Devil Donut''': It couldn't get any easier than this. Just hook a chain to it, pop it in your mouth, and then when your sponge friend wants it back, just yank it out.
->'''Angel Donut''': I hate to admit it, but that's a great idea!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', "Donut of Shame"

->'''Peter:''' If [Lois] finds out I got fired for drinking, she's gonna blame me!
->'''Peter's Devil:''' Lie to her! It's okay to lie to women, they're not people like us!
->'''Peter:''' Uh, I don't know. ''(beat)'' Hey, where's the other guy?
->''(cut to Peter's Angel stuck in traffic on the freeway)''
->'''Peter's Angel:''' Come on, you bastard! I'm late for work! ''(spills coffee on his robe)'' Oh, oh, oh, this is perfect.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', "Death Has a Shadow"

->'''Peter's Angel:''' Hey, uh, sorry, man! Am I late? What'd I miss?
->'''Peter:''' Oh, thank God you're here! What do I do?
->'''Peter's Angel's Devil:''' Tell him to keep lying! He's in too deep!
->'''Peter's Angel:''' Uh, I don't know. ''(beat)'' Hey, where's the other guy?
->''(cut to Peter's Angel's Angel also stuck in traffic)''
->'''Peter's Angel's Angel:''' Aw, this his unbelievable!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', (a little later in) "Death Has a Shadow"

->'''Josh Allen:''' Don't make any stupid mistakes, Josh!
->''[Josh Allen's shoulder angel and shoulder devil appear,]''
->'''Devil Josh:''' Nah, come on. Do something reckless!
->'''Angel Josh:''' That sounds fun!
->'''Josh Allen:''' Barrel roll it is!
->''[Later on in the post credit scene]''
->'''Angel Josh:''' Let's just avoid any unforced errors.
->'''Devil Josh:''' It's like we always say...
->'''Josh Allen, Angel Josh and Devil Josh:''' [[SpeakInUnison You can't make an omelet without breaking a few tables!]] ''[Snow begins to appear]''
->'''Josh Allen:''' Uh oh, Snow!
->'''Josh Allen, Angel Josh and Devil Josh:''' Better move to Detroit for a week! Jinx!
-->--''WebAnimation/GridironHeights'' MVP Race: Top Gun Edition


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