->'''Jared:''' I always thought the manliest way to be pantsless was watching football on the couch in your underwear.
->'''Commander:''' See, now yer assumin' that I wear underwear.
-->-- ''Webcomic/ManlyGuysDoingManlyThings''

->'''Flesh Gordon:''' All right, keep your panties on.
->'''Rhobunda Hooters:''' Oh [[ReallyGetsAround I never wear any]].
-->-- ''Flesh Gordon 2: Flesh Gordon Meets the Cosmic Cheerleaders''

->'''Dr. Rockzo''': This video was banned from [[Creator/{{MTV}} Music Television]] because you can see my junk through my jumpsuit
->'''William Murderface''': I believe that is called "freeballing"
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Metalocalypse}}''

->'''Isaac Abrams''': Mhm, I wonder what time it is... oh, that's right, my character model doesn't have a watch.\\
'''Therese Voerman''': You think you got it bad? My character model doesn't have panties!
-->--''WebVideo/MarikPlaysBloodlines''

->''(caption behind Haruko and Inaho)'': "They're not wearing ANY!!?"
->'''Minerva:''' ''(waving their panties)'' "Oops--! I guess I forgot to return your panties to you~~~ ♥!"
-->--''Manga/MakenKi'', chapter 24

->'''Kitty Softpaws''': "Humpty, you're not wearing underwear!"
->'''Humpty A. Dumpty''': "What? Are you embarrassed? I'm not!"
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/PussInBoots''

->''Captain Kirk doesn't wear unders in the daytime, just his black pants.''
-->-- '''Toddler Girl''', ''[[http://www.thyla.com/preschool.html Rude Preschool Person]]''

->'''S/Cdr Flasheart:''' Enter a man who wears no underwear – ask me why!
->'''Lecture Attendees:''' Why do you wear no underwear Lord Flash?
->'''S/Cdr Flasheart:''' Because the pants haven’t been built that can take the job on!
-->-- ''Series/BlackadderGoesForth''

->'''Customs Officer''': Have you anything to declare?
->'''Emmannuelle''': No. ({{Beat}}) Would you like to search me?
->'''Customs Officer''': I don't think that will be necessary.
->'''Emmannuelle''': I may have something hidden in my bra.
->'''Customs Officer''': You're not wearing one.
->'''Emmannuelle''': So I am not.
-->-- ''Film/CarryOnEmmannuelle'' DeletedScene

->'''Ross:''' Why can't you wear the underwear you're wearing now?\\
'''Joey:''' Because I'm not wearing any underwear now.\\
'''Ross:''' Okay, then why do you have to wear underwear tonight?\\
'''Joey:''' It's a rented tux. I'm not goinna go commando in another man's fatigues.
-->--''Series/{{Friends}}'', "The One Where No-One's Ready"

->'''Doug:''' Bad news, candy apple. Today I'm going commando! You just grabbed yourself a fistful of backfat!
->'''Wedgelor:''' Ew!
-->--''Series/MrMeaty'', "Wedgelor"

->'''Dr. House:''' ''[[BigOMG OH... MY... GOD...!]]'' You're not wearing any underwear.\\
'''Dr. Cuddy:''' Of course I'm-\\
'''Dr. House:''' A skirt that tight, you got no secrets. A skirt that tight, I can tell if you got an IUD.
-->--''{{Series/House}}'', [[Recap/HouseS4E08YouDontWantToKnow "You Don't Want To Know"]]
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