->'''Billy''': I beg pardon sir--someone tried to 'old me sir!\\
'''Holmes''': It's quite evident, however, that he failed to do so.\\
'''Billy''': Yes sir--'e's got my coat sir, but 'e 'asn't got ''me!''
-->-- ''Theatre/SherlockHolmes''

->'''Gumball''': How did you get away?! I glued you to the bench!\\
'''Leslie''': You glued my ''pot'' to the bench!

->''I will wear breakaway clothing whenever risking capture. It will facilitate escape if I am grabbed, and it will [[DistractedByTheSexy distract the captor]] (but not me) for those crucial seconds it will take me to either escape or steal his own weapon.''
-->-- ''Evil Empress Guide''