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[[folder:Anime & Manga]]
->'''Takeru''': ''[thinking]'' Dammit--!! We missed a chance to see Aki-sensei [[LoveInterest and Haru-nee]] sleeping [[http://www.mangatown.com/manga/maken_ki/c029/8.html (with their breasts squeezing against each other)!]]
->'''Usui''': ''[thinking, at Takeru]'' We missed it, and it's ''YOUR'' fault!
-->-- ''Manga/MakenKi'', chapter 29
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Comic Books]]
->'''Scott''': You and [Roxie]?!\\
'''Ramona''': [[GayRomanticPhase It was just a phase.]]\\
'''Scott''': YOU HAD A SEXY PHASE?!
-->-- ''[[ComicBook/ScottPilgrim Scott Pilgrim Gets It Together]]''

->'''Nico''': Karolina is a better kisser than any of you! You happy now?\\
'''Victor''': Of course not!\\
'''Chase''': I'm actually very happy now.
-->-- ''ComicBook/{{Runaways}}''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Fan Works]]
->"Do you deny saying, 'Every inch of your body is getting a good hard soaping!' after I protested your insistence that I bathe before we went shopping?" Rei asked.\\
"Uh…" Asuka replied, trying to come up with an appropriate response.\\
Fortunately at that point Kaji interrupted by shouting out, "Toji’s lost a lot of blood! He’s going into shock! Quick, call an ambulance!"
-->-- ''Fanfic/ThousandShinji''

-> '''Rin:''' I'm gonna be living here.
-> '''Shirou:''' No you're not!
-> '''Rin:''' So's Archer.
-> '''Shirou:''' No ''he's'' not!
-> '''Rin:''' And I'm gonna be sharing a room with Saber.
-> '''Shirou:'''...Continue.
-> '''Rin:''' And a bed with Saber.
-> '''Shirou:''' You may stay.
-->-- ''WebVideo/FateStayNightUnlimitedBladeWorksAbridged''

->To see [[ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} her]] pitting her strength and skills against another woman, both of them clad only in bikinis, was, he had to admit... stimulating.
-->-- ''Fanfic/KaraOfRokyn''

-> Jaune: "You ''french kissed'' [[TheStoic Blake Belladonna?!"]]
-> Yang: "I didn’t mean to! [[CovertPervert I wasn’t expecting her]] [[ThanksForTheMammary to cop a feel]], so when I opened my mouth in shock she just sort of slipped in there and-“
-> ''Beat''
-> Yang: [[TooMuchInformation “It is not cool that I’m telling you this.]] Deeply and profoundly not cool.”
-> Jaune: [[AllMenArePerverts “This is the greatest conversation we’ve ever had.”]]
-->-- ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/30275454/chapters/114952456#workskin Arcadia]]''

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[[folder:Film]]
->'''[[AllMenArePerverts Oscar]]''': "Did you ever see such an allegory of grace and beauty? [[BeautifulDreamer Two nymphs sleeping off their amatory exertions.]] [[SexyDiscretionShot You really missed something]], Nigel. [[EnglishRose Fiona]] was a revelation. [[AllWomenAreLustful All fire.]] [[{{Cuckold}} I doubt if you've ever really made the most of her."]]
-->-- ''Film/BitterMoon'', Oscar to [[BritishStuffiness Nigel]] after finding their respective wives in bed together.

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[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
->'''Ted:''' Please tell me you're not hooking up with one of your co-anchors again .\\
'''Robin:''' My co-anchor's a woman.\\
'''Barney:''' Please tell me you ''are'' hooking up with one of your co-anchors again.
-->-- ''Series/HowIMetYourMother''

->'''Mark''': But Elena's betrayed you! What difference does it make that it's with a woman?\\
'''Jez''': Because it's ''[[DoubleStandard hot!]]''
-->-- ''Series/PeepShow''

->''"You buy us dinner, and we make out in front of you. That's, like, the best deal ever."''
-->-- '''Santana''', ''Series/{{Glee}}''

->'''Amy:''' Do I really look like that?\\
'''Future!Amy:''' Yeah, yeah you do.\\
'''Amy:''' Ooh, I'd give you [[SexualEuphemism your drivers licence…]]\\
'''Future!Amy:''' Ooh, I bet you would.\\
'''Doctor:''' Oh, this is how it all ends: Pond flirting with herself. True love at last… oh, sorry, [[DoggedNiceGuy Rory]].\\
'''Rory:''' [[TwinThreesomeFantasy Absolutely no problem at all.]]
-->-- '''The Doctor''', ''Series/DoctorWho'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkmiefoRcfU 2011 Red Nose Day Special]]

->''"Lesbians are porn efficient. It's sex with a greater density of women. Porn wise, lesbians are like a jam sandwich without the sandwich and just the jam. [[{{Metaphorgotten}} In fact, lesbians are just a big blob of jam]]. Well, not actually. [[DiggingYourselfDeeper Unless they've exploded in all the lesbonic excitement]]."''
-->-- '''Jeff''', ''Series/{{Coupling}}''

->'''Troy''': I was working on that [[ThreeWaySex three way]] for days. Turns out they’re real lesbians who just wanted to buy some weed.
->'''Lionel''': You mean two women into each other for reasons other than a straight man’s benefit? [[SarcasmMode I’m aghast]]!
->'''Troy''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I know, right?]]
-->-- ''Series/DearWhitePeople''

->''"The truth is, we welcome homosexual couples here. We particularly like the lesbian sort."''
-->-- '''Jeremy Clarkson,''' ''Series/TopGearUK''

->'''"WE LOVE LESBIANS! WE LOVE LESBIANS! WE LOVE LESBIANS!"'''
-->--'''Various audience members,''' ''Series/JerrySpringer''

->''I find [homosexuality] disgusting. Men kissing men, holding hands in the street. Every fuckin' TV show, they rub your nose in it!'' (beat) ''Although that, [[Series/TheLWord the lesbian thing]] with the, uh, Creator/JenniferBeals...it's not bad.''
-->--'''Tony Soprano''', ''Series/TheSopranos'', "[[Recap/TheSopranosS6E6LiveFreeOrDie Live Free Or Die]]"
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[[folder:Music]]
->''Man loved women, and women loved men, and men loved men, and… women loved women! Yeah, you know we all like to watch that!''
-->-- '''[[Music/FooFighters Dave Grohl]]''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e5hRLbCaCs "Keep It Clean"]]

->''All the girls make out for the whole damn club to see!''
-->-- '''Music/{{LMFAO}}''', "Sorry For Party Rocking"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Video Games]]
->''My favorite type of magic - [[ItMakesSenseInContext lesbomancy]]."
-->-- '''Skalen Burdon''', ''VideoGame/TheWitcher2AssassinsOfKings''

->''I hear you've been slipping it to that pirate slut from the Hanged Man. What's that like? Two women! I've always wondered.''
-->-- '''Gamlen Amell''' to ''his niece'', ''VideoGame/DragonAgeII''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Web Original]]
->"Men doing the kiss?! Ugh, no! It should be illegal! But ''women'' doing the kiss? Aw yeah, completely different. In fact, let's play a game where we find all of those scenes in every movie and post about how ''steamy it makes us!"''
-->-- '''WebVideo/{{Caddicarus}}''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NohJFYbyhcc The Weird World Of Playstation Magazines]]''

->"Not that I would normally care that this movie was cut shorter, but come on! ''Chicks banging!''"
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob''', [[http://www.thecinemasnob.com/the-cinema-snob/caligula-ii-messalina-messalina Caligula II: Messalina, Messalina]]

->''"We were makin' out on set one day, [[ItAmusedMe just as a joke]], and I think [[Creator/JMichaelStraczynski Joe]] saw that and so he wrote it in. So all of that politically correct, diplomatic shit I was talkin' about, you can just forget about that. A horny middle-aged man wrote that scene."''
-->-- '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTWg7n6AANQ#t=3130 Claudia Christian]]''' on ''Series/BabylonFive''

->''"I wonder if Creator/NaomiWatts had some kind of stipulation in her contracts that there had to be at least one makeout with another actress in every movie she was in for a while."''
-->-- '''Matt Wilson''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-tank-girl-review/ on]] ''Film/TankGirl''

->''1366. I will not use [[PowerPerversionPotential the mass suggestion spell]] to make the elf babes make out.''
-->-- ''Blog/ThingsMrWelchIsNoLongerAllowedToDoInAnRPG''

->''"I once went to a Bills game and saw [[ParentalIncest a mother and daughter open mouth kiss]] because the drunk dudes behind them told them to. The Bills lost that game 6-3 to Cleveland."''
-->-- "'''[[http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-buffalo-bills-1628452314 Why Your Team Sucks 2014]]: Buffalo Bills'''"

->''"Hello, yes? I'm here for the yuri. I was told there'd be yuri. No? It's more just undertones and {{Ecchi}} hello kitty sequences? This isn't what I was promised! No, I'm sorry, I have to go, no, you, [[SuddenlyShouting NO, YOU SAID, NO, UNDERTONES ARE NOT YURI, OKAY? YOU GO ALL THE WAY OR YOU GO HOME, I'M NOT DEALING WITH THIS!]] [[LargeHam IT'S YOUR ONE JOB, MY COFFEE MAKER HAS ONE JOB, TO MAKE COFFEE AND IT MANAGES TO DO THAT EVERY SINGLE DAY!]] I'M NOT ON THE RECEIVING END OF "COFFEE UNDERTONES"! THEY'RE GIRLS, IF THEY'RE NOT DOING GAY THINGS TO EACH OTHER THEN WHAT ARE THEY GOOD FOR???"''
-->-- '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fib4-S9ENpE Super Serious Spring Anime Season First Impressions 2015]]''', ''Demolition D'' on ''Anime/ShowByRock''

->'''Heavy:''' Those weapons are like tiny peashooters. Fists are more useful in game anyways. That's why Heavy prefers to travel with [[VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas Veronica]]. Give her good Power Fist and you're set for entire game.\\
'''Scout:''' Oh, finally, a non-dumbass. Veronica's my favorite companion too. I always rush to the Trading Post so I can pick her up.\\
'''Heavy:''' Da, she is compelling character. Her struggles regarding her homeland are relatable to me. I like how you can influence her decision to leave Brotherhood. Classic ''Fallout'' decision-making.\\
'''Scout:''' Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. Don't forget how [[PerverseSexualLust she's easily the hottest companion in the game]].\\
'''Heavy:''' Wait, seriously?\\
'''Spy:''' Oh, for fuck's sake.\\
'''Sniper:''' Bloody hell...\\
'''Demoman:''' Ah, so ''that's'' why he's a Brotherhood fanboy. It's all making sense now.\\
'''Scout:''' What? Is my opinion supposed to be controversial or something? She's cute as ''fuck''. ''[as the other mercs all start yelling over him and telling him to shut up]'' Give her that dress and she's [[TomboyWithAGirlyStreak the perfect mix between tomboy and feminine beauty]]. She gets my dick hard every time! Are you jackasses really gonna sit here and try to convince me that bitch Cass is better?\\
'''Heavy:''' SCOUT! [[DudeShesALesbian SHE IS LESBIAN!]]\\
'''Scout:''' I know! That's the hottest part!
-->-- '''[=ToTheMax=]''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUmQibawBJM The Mercs Argue About Fallout Companions]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Webcomics]]
->'''Max:''' I think you've got it all wrong, Terra.\\
'''Terra:''' Oh?\\
'''Max:''' In the male fantasy, you see, we're all Superman: ten feet tall and bulletproof.\\
'''Terra:''' Of course.\\
'''Max:''' In this fantasy, obviously, no woman is "unattainable". Lesbianism takes on a completely different meaning.\\
'''Terra:''' And what is that meaning?\\
'''Max:''' "Hey, look, there's two of them!"
-->-- ''Webcomic/OneOverZero'', [[http://www.undefined.net/1/0/?strip=410 #410]]

->'''Tycho:''' …you spent a hundred dollars on {{manga}}, and you can't read Japanese.\\
'''Gabe:''' Yes, but I '''do''' read '''Lesbonese'''.
-->-- ''WebComic/PennyArcade'', "[[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/03/27 The DouJinshi Code]]"

->"Are you two going to kiss now? Because I'd be interested in watching."
-->-- '''Reynarome''' about Annie and Kat, ''WebComic/GunnerkriggCourt''
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[[folder:Western Animation]]
->'''Debbie Dupree:''' Me and Yumi and Debbie [Love] got ''so'' turned on fighting that we all made out. Every last guy in the bar was watching and ''totally'' cheering us on.
->'''Sparks:''' [[AreYouPonderingWhatImPondering Quinn, you thinking what I'm thinking?]]
->'''Quinn:''' About them making out?
->'''Sparks:''' NO!
-->--''WesternAnimation/Sealab2021'', "Splitsville"

->''Ugh... I almost did it with Joan?! ....Hot!''
-->--'''Cleopatra''', ''WesternAnimation/CloneHigh'', "[[Recap/CloneHighS1E06HomecomingAShotInTheDArc Homecoming A Shot in the D'Arc]]"

->'''Early Cuyler:''' I'm against men kissing men, for many reasons! But when womens do it... That... uh.. that seems alright. Any womens here willing to make out with another woman?
-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Squidbillies}}', ''Giant Foam Dick-hat Trouble''

-> '''[[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain Lute]]''': Their love is [[FantasticRacism vile]] and [[HeteronormativeCrusader blasphemous]]!
-> '''[[PsychopathicManchild Adam]]''': Hot as fuck, though.
-->-- On '''[[OurDemonsAreDifferent Charlie]]''' and '''[[FallenAngel Vaggie's]]''' relationship, ''WesternAnimation/HazbinHotel''.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Real Life]]
->''"Nothing gives me a woody like two chicks gettin' it on."''
-->-- '''Creator/HowardStern'''
[[/folder]]

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