->''"I guess enough time just ain't passed yet\\
A couple more years that shit'll be ''[[Music/{{Nas}} Illmatic]]''!"''
-->--'''{{Eminem}}''', "Careful What You Wish For" (before he [[CreatorBacklash admitted]] ''Encore'' was worthless, along with the album from which this song originates)



->Bad films are easy to make, but a film as unpleasant as ''Film/BabyGeniuses'' achieves a kind of grandeur.



->'''Aram''': To say that Jeriah's writings are actually poetry is much the same as saying that tripping down a flight of stairs and breaking your collar bone is ballet.\\
'''Gamal''': What about the 20 minute speech comparing love to plate tectonics? Was that a poem too?\\
'''Aram''': I don't even know what the hell that was.
-->-- ''Webcomic/MenInHats'', [[http://www.meninhats.com/d/20031203.html]]


[[folder:Web Original]]

->For 32 years, the Music/RebeccaBlack of opera refused to believe she didn't have what it takes, and gave it to music regardless. She was so bad that being injured in a car crash ''actually improved her voice.'' But if that wasn't embarrassing enough, she made her own (crappy) costumes, was [[ServileSnarker mocked by her pianist]] while she performed, and tossed flowers to the crowd during her acts and then ''took them back for the next show.''
-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''' on Florence Foster Jenkins, [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-star-performers-who-never-let-lack-talent-stop-them/ "5 Star Performers Who Never Let a Lack of Talent Stop Them"]]

->The haters can eat it, because [[Creator/LindsayLohan LiLo]] ran into Creator/AlPacino at a hotel recently and he told her he was proud of her for doing theater. Yeah, she probably didnít run into THEE Al Pacino, she ran into [[NamesTheSame some random dude who happens to be named Al Pacino.]] And he didnít tell her he was proud of her for doing for theater, he asked her what her hourly rate is.
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/09/28/lindsay-lohan-on-her-messy-first-performance-of-speed-the-plow-it-couldve-been-a-disaster-i-couldve-not-shown-up/ Michael K.]]''', "Lindsay Lohan On Her Messy First Performance Of ''Speed-The-Plow'': ďIt Couldíve Been A Disaster. [[DamnedByFaintPraise I Couldíve Not Shown Up.]]'"

->[[Creator/MNightShyamalan Nightís]] ''Film/AfterEarth'' production tweets were something to behold, as he simpered on about each shot and edit evoking the emotional wonder and power of cinema, like a blind man telling you how clever his dog is, while stroking a furry toilet seat with a collar on it.
-->--'''Stuart Millard''', [[http://franticplanet.wordpress.com/2010/07/21/the-self-destruction-of-m-night-shyamalan/ "The Self-Destruction of M. Knight Shyamalan]]

->If you are having a bad day you simply have to watch the second episode of The Time Monster with the commentary switched on. John Levene's solo effort is a joy to behold because he seems to think that this is some kind of forgotten gem and his [[SpearCarrier personal contributions]] are the work of a skilled actor at the height of his powers.
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2014/12/the-time-monster-written-by-robert.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS9E5TheTimeMonster}} "The Time Monster"]]

->Bakula calls it a "magical little episode". Oh, yes, I'm sure there was magic involved. {{Black magic}}, perhaps.
-->--'''''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''' on ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise'', "A Night in Sickbay"

->This whole episode is like a hobo trashcan fire [[RecycledInSPACE from space.]]
-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/smallville-recap-episode-10-6-harvest/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Harvest")


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->'''Jay:''' This is borderline experimental!\\
'''Mike:''' This makes no sense at all!\\
'''Jay:''' '''''WHAT IS HAPPENING'''''
-->--''WebVideo/HalfInTheBag'' on ''Film/ResidentEvilAfterlife''

->''Insurrection'' is a symphony of stupid. It's like [[Creator/LudwigVanBeethoven Beethoven's]] Symphony No. 5, but for below-average Hollywood hack-job filmmakers and producers.
-->--'''[[WebVideo/RedLetterMedia Harry S. Plinkett]]''' on ''Film/StarTrekInsurrection''

->I would almost like to flowchart this or document it. This is such a convoluted, stupid history, you almost wanna transcribe this shit, make a history book. This has to be written down. Because nobody's gonna remember this. And we ''should'' remember this.
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74DmENyMaAw#t=2650s on]] ''{{Wrestling/TNA}} [=iMPACT=]'' 8.26.10