->The game ends with the player in effect rescuing Gaia from the unwanted attentions of the monstrous Bolbox. Somehow, against all odds, reason, and sanity a game about the ''evolution of human life itself'' collapses into a [[DamselInDistress princess rescue.]]
-->--'''[[http://www.philipsandifer.com/blog/blood-makes-noise-evo-the-search-for-eden/#comment-49443 Phil Sandifer]]''' on ''VideoGame/EvoSearchForEden'', "Blood Makes Noise"

->Sorry, I scared you there! Anyway, long story short, Death locked me into this chest for all eternity. But if you want me to help, you must fight me. (CUE BOSS FIGHT)
-->--'''Qem''' in Iron Twilight after pulling a ScreamerPrank on the player.

->''"Yeah,'' VideoGame/FinalFantasyIX ''[[XCalledTheyWantTheirYBack called, they want their unexpected final boss back]]."''
-->-- '''LetsPlay/DeceasedCrab''', in his [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5ForcJDk7s Let's Play]] of ''VideoGame/RoseAndCamellia''

->''"Gwee hee hee... You're up the creek without a paddle! And I'm not gonna let you through! ... does that make me a bad octopus?"''
-->-- '''Ultros''' on his motivations for harassing the heroes, ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI Advance''

->"[[LampshadeHanging How come no one told me about]] [[FinalBoss this]] [[CoolAirship thing]]?"\\
"Because we didn't know about it! Now keep firing!"
-->-- '''Two of your comrades''', ''VideoGame/RazingStorm''

->''"That was a pointless encounter with a pointless person."''
-->-- '''Marisa Kirisame''', ''[[VideoGame/{{Touhou}} Perfect Cherry Blossom]]''

->'''Cloud:''' ''(as the room goes dark and begins to shake)'' Sephiroth?!
->'''Sephiroth:''' Ha ha ha... it is not me.
-->-- ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII'', just before the party is attacked by a Red Dragon out of nowhere.

->''"N-[[MemeticMutation Nine thousand]]?! Why does this thing even exist?!?!"''
-->-- '''Hero Prinny''''s reaction to the Chefbot-9000, ''VideoGame/PrinnyCanIReallyBeTheHero''

->"Its appearance in the game is somewhat of a mystery, as it arrives unexpectedly at the very end of the game and its character is never fully explained."
-->--'''[[http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Necron Final Fantasy Wiki]]''', on [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyIX Necron]]

->''A space kraken!? [[LampshadeHanging Well, that came out of nowhere!]]''
-->-- '''Palutena''', ''VideoGame/KidIcarusUprising''

-> ''Suddenly... warping through space and time... King Bowser appears!''
-->-- ''VideoGame/YoshisNewIsland''

-> "So after leaving this innocent marketplace, you end up falling, and then there's some tall crazy guy in black chasing you around. Who is he? ''What'' is he? Is he from the movie? Could it be ''(shows Toht)'' him? I don't know."
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''', reviewing ''VideoGame/RaidersOfTheLostArk'' for the Atari 2600.
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