->''"I don't know what I'm going to say or do until I do it. I improvise about one-third of my dialogue. The director gives me a time slot and I fill it. I walk all over the script, I pick up a verbal shotgun and go berserk, otherwise you end up giving in to TV. The pressures on TV writers are so great they'll do the silliest things over and over. My job is to fight that voodoo repetition...''
->''"You can ''nanoo'' your heart out, it would be very easy to do that. So I try to work out several levels at once, to slip in tiny innunendos. It's a little game I like to call [[LampshadeHanging "Getting shit through the radar."]] [[GratuitousYiddish Yiddish]] is good because the censor knows Spanish; she knows what "putz" means, though."''[[note]]Penis[[/note]]
-->--'''Creator/RobinWilliams''', behind the scenes commentary about ad-libbing on ''Series/MorkAndMindy''

->''"It is better to beg for forgiveness than to ask for permission."''
--> -- '''[[AnonymousAuthor Anonymous]]'''

->''"No wonder my little cousins aren't allowed to watch this show."''
--> -- '''[[DeadpanSnarker Noah,]]''' ''WesternAnimation/TotalDramaWorldTour''

->"''After all [[Franchise/StarWars these]] are just simple movies made for kids and not adults at all. That's why they have... Assassination attempts. Sexual innuendo. Decapitations. Kidnap, torture, and suggested rape. Hookers. [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Boring political dialogue.]] Forced amputations. Drug dealing. Mass murder.''"
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/RedLetterMedia Mr. Plinkett]] in his Film/AttackOfTheClones review'''

->''"I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it."''
--> -- '''[[MsFanservice Mae West]]'''

->''"I thought this was a kid's show!"''
-->-- '''Chowder''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Chowder}}''

->''[[HypocriticalHumor The stuff they're gettin' away with on kids' shows these days...]]''
-->-- '''Yakko Warner''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}}''

->[==]
-->--'''Visser Three''', ''Literature/{{Animorphs}}''

->'''Ifi''': [==]
->'''Adam''': [I] like how they can't actually say the contents of the bottle, due to the target audience of this book.
->'''Adam''': [[Creator/KAApplegate KA]] talking with her editor: "[[BlatantLies Oh, you know! It's a bottle filled with warm milk! Because Spacey has been out on the street so long, and he could use a good nap]]."
-->--'''Adam and Ifi''' of ''Blog/CinnamonBunzuh'', responding to the above quote.

->''What most non-English majors don't realize is that under Creator/{{Shakespeare}}'s flowery language and incomprehensible old-timey wordplay is a whole lot of sly references to boners, anal sex, masturbation, and much worse.''
-->--'''Grace [=McCarthy=]''', before listing [[http://www.cracked.com/article_20501_7-filthy-jokes-you-didnt-notice-in-shakespeare.html#ixzz2agi2tuu6 several examples of Shakespeare using this trope.]]

->"Watch this scene with your eyes closed, and tell me it doesn't sound like Tiger's Eye is chasing the girl down and sexually harassing her."
->"Yeah we can do ''THAT'', but whatever you do, don't ''dare'' mention that Uranus and Neptune are gay."
-->-- a few YouTube comments on ''Manga/SailorMoon Super S''.

->"We can do ''THAT'', but whatever you do, don't *[[BleepDammit bleep]]* make fun of Hitler."
-->-- Drew Carey on ''Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway'', after the director told them they couldn't make fun of Hitler.

->'''Costolot:''' Can I interest you in something seedy? No, I don't mean like that.\\
'''Dunkey:''' What the ''fuck''!?
-->--'''LetsPlay/{{Videogamedunkey}}''' playing ''VideoGame/VivaPinata''

->''"Wake up and explain that joke to your children. They'll love it!"''
-->--'''John Oliver''' on a PrisonRape joke in ''WesternAnimation/PussInBoots'', ''Series/LastWeekTonightWithJohnOliver''

->''"If it wasn't for that grass, I'd have kicked your... Uh, if not for that grooty, I'd have kicked your booty. ... Don't ask me what a grooty is!!!"''
-->-- '''Undyne''', ''Videogame/{{Undertale}}''

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