->''"It is better to beg for forgiveness than to ask for permission."''
--> -- '''[[AnonymousAuthor Anonymous]]'''

->''"No wonder my little cousins aren't allowed to watch this show."''
--> -- '''[[DeadpanSnarker Noah,]]''' ''TotalDramaWorldTour''

->"''After all [[StarWars these]] are just simple movies made for kids and not adults at all. That's why they have... Assassination attempts. Sexual innuendo. Decapitations. Kidnap, torture, and suggested rape. Hookers. [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Boring political dialogue.]] Forced amputations. Drug dealing. Mass murder.''"
-->-- '''[[RedLetterMedia Mr. Plinkett]] in his AttackOfTheClones review'''

->''"I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it."''
--> -- '''[[MsFanservice Mae West]]'''

->''"I thought this was a kid's show!"''
-->-- '''Chowder''', ''{{Chowder}}''

->''[[HypocriticalHumor The stuff they're gettin' away with on kids' shows these days...]]''
-->-- '''Yakko Warner''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}}''

->[==]
-->--'''Visser Three''', ''Literature/{{Animorphs}}''

->'''Ifi''': [==]
->'''Adam''': [I] like how they can't actually say the contents of the bottle, due to the target audience of this book.
->'''Adam''': [[KAApplegate KA]] talking with her editor: "[[BlatantLies Oh, you know! It's a bottle filled with warm milk! Because Spacey has been out on the street so long, and he could use a good nap]]."
-->--'''Adam and Ifi''' of ''Blog/CinnamonBunzuh'', responding to the above quote.

->''What most non-English majors don't realize is that under Creator/{{Shakespeare}}'s flowery language and incomprehensible old-timey wordplay is a whole lot of sly references to boners, anal sex, masturbation, and much worse.''
-->--'''Grace [=McCarthy=]''', before listing [[http://www.cracked.com/article_20501_7-filthy-jokes-you-didnt-notice-in-shakespeare.html#ixzz2agi2tuu6 several examples of Shakespeare using this trope.]]

->"Watch this scene with your eyes closed, and tell me it doesn't sound like Tiger's Eye is chasing the girl down and sexually harassing her."
->"Yeah we can do ''THAT'', but whatever you do, don't ''dare'' mention that Uranus and Neptune are gay."
-->-- a few YouTube comments on ''Anime/SailorMoon Super S''.

->"We can do ''THAT'', but whatever you do, don't *[[BleepDammit bleep]]* make fun of Hitler."
-->-- Drew Carey on ''WhoseLineIsItAnyway'', after the director told them they couldn't make fun of Hitler.



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