->"Prepare foh ay [[FateWorseThanDeath fate vurs zan deth]], Hinglisch flyingk fellow!"
->"Ah, so it's the traditional warm German welcome, then."
--> -- ''Series/{{Blackadder}} Goes Forth''

->[[PoirotSpeak ''Der ver zwei kleine peanuts, valking down der strasse, and one vas assaulted! ...peanut. Ohohohohoho.'']]
--> -- ''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus''

->"Who sayz zer Germans hef no sense von humour?"
-> "Just about eferybody, I zink."
--> -- '''Two German soldiers''', ''TheGoonShow''

->''We Germans aren't all smiles und sunshine.''
-->-- '''Horst''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk"

->'''Nicky:''''' "'Schadenfreude', huh? What's that, some kind of [[ThoseWackyNazis Nazi]] word?"''\\
'''Gary:''' ''"Yep. It's German for "Happiness at the misfortune of others!"''\\
'''Nicky:''' ''"'Happiness at the misfortune of others'... That '''is''' German!"''
--> -- ''Theatre/AvenueQ''

->''"I was once on a German talk show, and this woman said to me, 'Mr. Williams, why do you think there is not so much comedy in Germany?' And I said, 'Did you ever think [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarII you killed all the funny people]]?'"''
-->-- '''Creator/RobinWilliams''', ''Weapons of Self-Destruction''

->''On Ian's team tonight is a German comedian who once did a show about the history of German humour. It was an hour long, with a 58-minute interval.''
-->-- '''Jeremy Clarkson''', ''Series/HaveIGotNewsForYou''