->'''Ira Kane:''' Snag one!
->'''Harry Block:''' Snag one?!
->'''Ira Kane:''' Yeah. Snag it and put it in the box.
->'''Harry Block:''' I've seen this movie before, the BlackDudeDiesFirst. ''You'' snag it!
-->--''Film/{{Evolution}}''

->''"Hah! I found it! In my 'Vault of Horror' comic book #9! Right after the story of the thing in the swamp that eats up the grandma alive... it tells how to kill a vampire!"''
-->--''Magazine/{{MAD}}'', "V-Vampires!"

->''"Oh, I'm so very happy you talked to me. Unless we're especially lucky, [[NonPlayerCharacter characters like me without notable personalities]] [[GenreSavvy often wind up overlooked and ignored]]. But I'm happy. You talked to me. You've acknowledged me, in other words. Oh, I'm so happy!"''
-->--'''[[OurGhostsAreDifferent Friendly Ghost]]''', ''VideoGame/{{Mother 3}}''

->'''Aang:''' ''(when a pedestal rises from the ground in a TempleOfDoom)'' What exactly is that?\\
'''Zuko:''' [[CaptainObvious It's some kind of mystical gemstone.]] ''(runs towards it)'' \\
'''Aang:''' [[DontTouchItYouIdiot Well, don't touch it!]]\\
'''Zuko:''' Why not?\\
'''Aang:''' Remember what happened out there with [[DurableDeathtrap those spikes]]? I'm just very suspicious of giant, glowing gems sitting on pedestals.\\
'''''...'''''\\
'''Aang:''' You ''had'' to pick up the glowing egg, ''didn't you?''
-->--''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'', "The Firebending Masters"

->'''Guy:''' ''(when the rest of the crew try to approach some harmless-looking aliens)'' They may look cute now, but in a minute, they're going to get mean, and ugly somehow, and there's going to be a million more of them.\\
'''Gwen:''' They don't look dangerous.\\
'''Guy:''' Did you guys even watch the show?
-->--''Film/GalaxyQuest''

->'''Tret:''' You assume a castle built on ancient ruins ''must'' have a secret entrance infested with traps and monsters?\\
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'''[[DeadpanSnarker Amiti]]:''' Well... yes.\\
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'''Tret:''' Well, you're right... ''this'' time.
-->--''VideoGame/GoldenSunDarkDawn''

->'''Betty:''' It's that old familiar story. You help a timid little soul across a crowded street; she turns out to be a multimillionaire and leaves you all her money. \\
'''Joe:''' That's the trouble with you readers. You know all the plots.
-->--''Film/SunsetBoulevard''

->''"It's Bowser again, isn't it? Oh no, here we go again! Mario, would you please bring her[[note]]Peach[[/note]] back, like you always do?"''
-->--'''Toad''', ''VideoGame/SuperMarioRPG''

->'''Geek Scientist:''' Look, we have medics and guards standing by just in case. And this is one of our strongest containment rooms. Everything is under control.\\
'''Joel:''' You do realize that the scientist say that in every horror movie, just before things go horribly wrong.\\
'''Geek Scientist:''' This isn't a cheesy B-Movie, Joel. Relax! [[WhatCouldPossiblyGoWrong What could go wrong]]?\\
'''Joel:''' Are you ''trying'' to get us all killed?
-->-- ''{{Weregeek}}''

->'''[[ThoseWackyNazis Nazi]] A:''' "Hans, I've just noticed something."\\
'''Nazi B:''' "These communists are ''all'' cowards."\\
'''Nazi A:''' "Have you looked at our caps recently?"\\
'''Nazi B:''' "Our caps?"\\
'''Nazi A:''' "The badges on our caps. Have you looked at them?"\\
'''Nazi B:''' "What? ...no. A bit?"\\
'''Nazi A:''' "They've got ''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Totenkopf skulls]]'' on them."\\
'''Nazi B:''' "Hmmm?"\\
'''Nazi A:''' "Have you noticed, that our caps have actually got little pictures of skulls on them?"\\
'''Nazi B:''' "I don't, uh..."\\
'''Nazi A:''' "Hans. [[HeelRealization Are we the baddies]]?"
-->--''ThatMitchellAndWebbLook''

->'''Elan:''' Will I ever see you again?
->'''Julio Scoundrél:''' Well, [[MentorOccupationalHazard as an older mentor figure, the most likely scenario is that I'd return only to be randomly killed by an enemy of yours so that you can cradle my dying body while swearing revenge]] — so don't take it personally if I say I sincerely hope we never cross paths again.
-->--''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''

->'''Gladiator's Taskmaster:''' Now listen, because I'm about to tell you how it's going to be in this hellhole for the rest of your short, miserable lives. [[DrillSergeantNasty First I'm going to line you up and shout at you. I'll belitle you, call you a few names and repeatedly mention how you are all probably going to die]]. [[LampshadeHanging Actually, that's the part we're doing right now, so we're running a little ahead of schelude]]. Then, you will be allowed to wander the common area, where the other prisoners will snarl at you, steal the pieces of bread that are being handed out, and generally act like insecure schoolyard bullies. At the time one of you will defend a weaker prisoner from said bullies, possibly [[TastesLikeFriendship giving him your own bread]]. This will create a close friendship between the two of you, most likely with [[HoYay strong homosexual overtones]], that will not be fully explored. Later, [[StuffedIntoTheFridge the weaker gladiator will be killed in the arena]], [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge and then you will kill the one who killed him in a big climatic match]]. Oh, and before I forget, [[MrFanservice you will remain stripped to the waist with your muscles oiled at all times, for no apparent purpose]]. See the Oil Steward if your skin becomes dry for any reason. Where was I, ah right - The part where one of you catches the eye of a beautiful noblewoman while fighting, only to reject her amorous advances.
->'''Roy:''' Ok, I think as long as we avoid [[TheWorfEffect being tough-looking guys who get knocked out in the first round to show how strong the champion is]], we'll be fine.
-->--''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''

->'''Nale:''' You're the one who taught me that bards are underpowered.
->'''Tarquin:''' They are! With their mastery of narrative structure, they should be ruling the entire cosmos by now, instead of wasting time singing in taverns.
-->--''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''

->[[color:red:TG: dude monsters arent real \\
TG: thats stupid kids stuff for stupid babies]]
->[[color:blue:EB: maybe. yeah you're right.]]
->[[color:red:TG: what are you an idiot \\
TG: of course there are monsters in your house \\
TG: youre in some weird evil monster dimension come on \\
TG: skepticism is the crutch of cinematic troglodytes \\
TG: like hey mom dad theres a dinosaur or a ghost or whatever in my room. "yeah right junior go back to bed" \\
TG: fuck you mom and dad how many times are we going to watch [[NotNowKiddo this trope]] unfold it wasnt goddamn funny the first time i saw it \\
TG: just once id like to see dad crap his pants when a kid says theres a vampire in his closet \\
TG: "OH SHIT EVERYONE IN THE MINIVAN" \\
TG: be fuckin dad of the year right there]]
-->--Dave (and John), ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}''

->'''Marlo Chandler''': Hey, what's that rumbling? Is it an earthquake?
->'''Rick Jones''': Nah, too regular. It's probably giant robots.
->'''Marlo Chandler''' Giant robots?
->'''Rick Jones''': Either that or a two-ton Riverdance troupe.
->''(Gang of giant robots rip roof off building and kidnap Rick Jones)''
->'''Rick Jones''': Aw man, I am so friggin' sick of being right all the time!
-->[[IncredibleHulk Rick Jones has]] [[ComicBook/TheAvengers been in]] [[CaptainMarVell the game]] [[CaptainAmerica for a while.]]

->'''Angela Moore:''' This doesn't make any sense.
->'''Shawn Hunter:''' It does if you've seen as many horror movies as I have. This is classic. The locked door, the scary janitor, the bloody warning and... [[RedShirt our soon to be first victim]].
->-Everyone looks at Kenny-
->'''Kenny:''' Me? Why me?
->'''Cory Matthews:''' Well Kenny, [[SortingAlgorithmOfMortality it's certainly not going to be any of us]]!
-->--''BoyMeetsWorld''

->''"Do it?" Dan, I'm not a Republic serial villain. Do you seriously think I'd explain my masterstroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I did it thirty-five minutes ago.''
-->--'''[[spoiler:Adrian "Ozymandias" Veidt]]''', ''ComicBook/{{Watchmen}}''

->''What's with having to light candles to get to the basement?! Not very subtle, is it...''
-->--'''Midna''', ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTwilightPrincess''

->''Don't you know a kid always wins against two idiots?''
-->--'''Kevin''', ''[[HomeAlone Home Alone 2]]'' to Harry and Marv

->''Check my flank. That's how [[RaptorAttack they]] got that guy in Franchise/JurassicPark.''
-->--'''Gordon Freeman''', ''FreemansMind''

->''Did you honestly think you could take so many lives and never suffer retribution? Have you never even seen a [[Film/EnterTheDragon kung-fu movie]], [[Film/LicenceToKill spy flick]] or [[Film/ForAFewDollarsMore western]]? [[Creator/WilliamShakespeare Shakespeare]], for God's sake!''
-->-- '''[[spoiler: Jasper Batt Jr.]]''', ''NoMoreHeroes2DesperateStruggle''

->''Ever since I arrived in this dreamland of the incredibly obvious, I've seen nothing but clichés!''
-->--'''Inspector Gill''', ''ComicBook/FishPolice''

->'''Brad:''' Let's see here...
->''(Options include'' '''WAIT UNTIL NIGHT''' and '''GO AND GET HELP'''.'')''
->'''Brad:''' ''(looks at the wait until night option)'' No!
-->--''Series/TheWalkingDead'' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9SnHso3ezE&nomobile=1 Game Playthrough]]

-> ''So I called that guy I know at NBC. And then I got to thinking -- [[CatchPhrase You know what I hate?]] I hate those [[GenreSavvy lame action movies]] where the good guy calls [[HaveYouToldAnyoneElse just one person]] who ends up [[BigBadFriend betraying him]]. So I [[CantStopTheSignal called ABC, CBS, The Post, The Times, the local news channel, and the FBI.]]''
-->-- '''Mr. Smith''', '''''Film/ShootEmUp'''''

->'''Duane:''' "You do not want to engage me. Have you never been to an opera house?
->'''Bett:''' "What?"
->'''Duane:''' "Think of it. A mysterious stranger in unassuming garb, of noble mien, his manner strange, his abilities unknown, selflessly answering the call of innocents. Not one to take lightly, says the theatre. What is your role? The brutish dullard who would raise a weapon to a child? You won't see the second act."
->'''Bett:''' "You're not accounting for me!"
->'''Duane:''' "Convince me that I should no-"
->'''Sette:''': (interrupting) "Zombies don't banter!"
-->--''Unsounded''

->''The true secret in being [[TheHero a hero]] lies in knowing the order of things. The swineherd cannot [[RagsToRoyalty already be wed]] to [[EverythingsBetterWithPrincesses the princess]] when he embarks on his adventures, nor can the boy knock on the witch's door when she is already away on vacation. The [[EvilUncle wicked uncle]] cannot be found out and foiled before he does something wicked. Things must happen when it is time for them to happen. {{Quest}}s may not simply be abandoned; [[AllPropheciesAreTrue prophecies may not be left to rot like unpicked fruit]]; {{unicorn}}s may go unrescued for a very long time, but not forever. The [[HappyEnding happy ending]] cannot come in the middle of the story.''
-->--'''PeterSBeagle''', ''Literature/TheLastUnicorn''

->''With my luck, it will probably trigger some terrible trap... Or summon sand-monsters... Or bring about the end of the world!''
-->--'''The Prince''', Franchise/PrinceOfPersia

->''It's a trick. Get an axe.''
-->--'''Ash''', ''ArmyOfDarkness''

->'''[[OneLetterName Z]]:''' "It’s a talking cat."
->'''[[TheStoryteller Theo]]:''' "We're in a Heterodyne story now. These things happen."
-->--''Webcomic/GirlGenius''

->'''Anna:''' "Head girls are a special breed! Naturally selected over 7 years along strict Darwinian lines!"
->'''Nita:''' "DESTINED TO RULE!"
->'''Esther:''' "ED! QUICK! We've got about twenty seconds before they come out of exposition mode!"
->'''Nita:''' "...en a girl is born under a hunter's moon..."
-->--''Giant Days'' (part of the Franchise/BobbinsVerse)

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