->''"Wow, [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=1kw7f4k48dm5yxv1wv0e9888 this]] is the most praise I've received on this site for something that wasn't a pun."''
-->-- '''Gelzo'''

->''"When I get married, we're going to touch our rings together and yell,\\
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"Wonder Spouse powers, activate!""''
-->-- '''Gelzo'''

->''"{{Welcome to Corneria}}!"''
-->-- '''Gelzo'''

->''"I enjoy reading locked topics. Fail in general is entertaining."''
-->-- '''Gelzo'''

->''"GO ON MY CHILD\\
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FEED MY BLOATED EGO \\
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YESSSSSSS"''
-->-- '''@/{{krrackknut}}''' doing a cracker-jack impression of me.

->''"Gelzo. He's a notorious forum troll. The mods haven't banned him yet because they're sexually attracted to him."''
-->-- '''Gelzo'''
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