-> ''Gay Republicans. How exactly does that work? "We disapprove of our own lifestyle. We beat ourselves up in parking lots."''
-->-- '''Paula Poundstone'''

->'''Leon:''' I hate to shop! Huh, I am absolutely insensitive. I detest Barbara Streisand. And for God's sake, I'm a Republican!
->'''Roseanne:''' But do you like having sex with men?
->'''Leon:''' Well it's...
->'''Roseanne:''' GAY!
-->-- ''{{Series/Roseanne}}''

->''"Every four years gay Republicans slime out from under their rocks to remind us that the Democratic candidate wasn't always perfect on LGBT issues. They then implicitly (and sometimes explicitly) pivot to this nonsensical argument: Since your guy/gal wasn't always perfect on LGBT issues, the LGBT community should vote for the Republican who was terrible on LGBT issues then, is terrible on LGBT issues now, and who has pledged, if elected, to remain terrible on LGBT issues forever."''
-->--'''Creator/DanSavage'''
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