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[[folder:Fan Works]]
->He unscrews the bottle filled with ebony and a sulfuric fragrance and chugged a pint down, quite a number of droplets spilt messily on the counter.\\
"Want some?" He offers.\\
The Engineer did not answer as his gaze was currently on the droplets as they reduced a saucer to a dark sludge.\\
He then looked to the Chemist and declined through an awkward tone of linguistics, "No thanks; I'd rather not be blind and pissing purple for the next few weeks."
-->-- ''Fanfic/GrimmFall''

->I pick up the martini glass and sip it slowly. The cocktail, made by some insane bartender on the homeworld, is damned good but like its name says it hits like a hammer.
-->-- '''Captain Kanril Eleya''' (regarding the "Hathon hammer"), ''Fanfic/{{Bait and Switch|STO}}''
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[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
->''"Ugh! Christ! Where'd you get that from? Polish flamethrower?"''
-->-- '''Marshal Zhukov''', ''Film/TheDeathOfStalin''

->'''Maître Folace:''' Problem is, the ordinary fare got hijacked by the kids. What do we do? Do we go for the weird stuff?... This won't make anyone younger. ''[he pulls out a bottle]''\\
'''Raoul Volfoni:''' Good, we're saved.\\
'''Maître Folace:''' Saved... we'll see!\\
'''Jean:''' Hey, did you pull out the vitriol?\\
'''Paul Volfoni:''' Why are you saying that?\\
'''Maître Folace:''' Well.\\
'''Paul Volfoni:''' Looks honest enough, though.\\
'''Monsieur Fernand:''' Without being frankly dishonest, at first glance, like that, it... looks a bit weird.\\
'''Maître Folace:''' It's from the Mexican's time, during the golden age... We had to stop making it, though, some clients were getting blind. Ah, this was causing no end of troubles!\\
''[they prudently drink]''\\
'''Raoul Volfoni:''' Gotta say... it's brutal!\\
'''Paul Volfoni:''' ''[tears in his eyes]'' You were right, it's the weird stuff, huh?\\
'''Monsieur Fernand:''' I've known a Polish woman who drank this for breakfast. ''[drinks, winces]'' Still, you gotta admit: it's rather a men's drink... ''[he coughs]''
-->-- ''Film/LesTontonsFlingueurs''

->'''Call:''' ''[chokes]'' Shit Johnner, what'd you put in this, battery acid?\\
'''Johnner:''' Just a little. For colour.
-->-- ''Film/AlienResurrection''

->'''LCDR. Worf:''' ''[holding his head and groaning]'' Romulan ale should be illegal.\\
'''LCDR. Geordi La Forge:''' ''[matter-of-factly]'' It ''is''.
-->-- ''Film/StarTrekNemesis''

->'''Creator/StanLee:''' I gotta have some of that!\\
'''Thor:''' Oh, nonono. See, this... this was aged for a thousand years, the barrels built from the wreck of Brunhilde's fleet. [[SincerityMode It is not meant for mortal men.]]\\
'''Stan Lee:''' Neither was Omaha Beach, blondie. Stop trying to scare us. Come on.\\
'''Thor:''' All right.\\
''[Thor pours Stan a shot, [[SmashCut cut to]] an incredibly drunk Stan being dragged off by two men; behind him, another veteran is lying unconscious across the counter, and another seems to be petrified standing]''\\
'''Stan Lee:''' [[NonSequiturThud Exshellsior...]]
-->-- ''Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron''

->''[Abby and Speer are sharing a drink from a bottle of illegal booze labelled Furniture Polish]''\\
'''Addy:''' Wow! This really is furniture polish!\\
'''Lt. Speer:''' Shocking what Prohibition causes some people to drink these days.
-->-- ''City Heat'' (1984)
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[[folder:Literature]]
->''"Scumble's made of apples. Well, mostly apples."''
-->-- ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'' RunningGag

->''"We call it dragon's milk. If you drink enough it's possible to set your breath in fire."''
-->-- '''Lt. Nauk''', ''Literature/APracticalGuideToEvil''

->''"I put my drink down. A little of it spilt on the counter, and I watched it strip the paint."''
-->-- ''The Case of Four and Twenty Blackbirds'', by Creator/NeilGaiman

->Phaic Tanese wine certainly has a long way to go and even their more expensive ''grandes cuvees'' could benefit from cellaring -- preferably in a sealed concrete bunker. My advice is to stick with the local rice wine, which is similar to sake except for its colour (blue) and has a taste which could be described as "full-bodied, with a subtle hint of ethanol."
-->-- '''Jonathan Quibble''', ''[[Literature/JetlagTravelGuides Phaic Tan: Sunstroke on a Shoestring]]''

->''"It's not often you see wine with a head on it."''
-->-- '''[[NoNameGiven Jaques McKewon impersonator]]''', ''Literature/WillSaveTheGalaxyForFood''

->Now listen, ang moh. Listen. Forget everything you've learned about getting drunk. That bottle of Chivas cut with bottles of cheap Coke might get you there, but Graveyards are a one-way ticket on the fast train to Knockoutville. A trifecta of whiskeys, triple sec, equal amounts of rum, vodka, gin and tequila. Mix with beer ''and'' stout. Consume. You won't know what hit you.\\
Actually, you will. Because unless you've lived a truly unfortunate life, chances are that first sip will be the worst thing you've ever put in your mouth.
-->-- ''Food of the Gods'' by Cassandra Khaw

->'''BRANDY''', ''n''.
-->A cordial composed of one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-the- grave and four parts clarified Satan. Dose, a headful all the time. Brandy is said by Dr. Johnson to be the drink of heroes. Only a hero will venture to drink it.
-->-- ''Literature/TheDevilsDictionary''

->Lister took a tiny, medicine-sized sip of the stuff and watched her devour hers and pour herself another. He remembered [[TemptingFate thinking everything was going to plan]] when suddenly he grimaced; his stomach felt as if there were a skipping pig inside of it - a quite common reaction to those unaccustomed to Kinitawowi moonshine. The tent started to rotate like a crazed merry-go-round, while everything in it crash-zoomed in and out of focus and then his eyelids hammered shut like slamming vault doors and he pole-axed backwards onto his wedding bed.\\
Kinitawowi moonshine was strong. It was rumoured that once you were drunk o it, you could stay drunk for weeks, sometimes even months. To Lister's way of thinking, [[AlcoholInducedIdiocy this explained]] [[DidntThinkThisThrough much of his subsequent behaviour]] over the next few weeks.
-->-- ''Literature/RedDwarf: Last Human''

->''[There was]'' a thick glass bottle of the clear fluid from her complicated still out behind the woodshed. It wasn't exactly whisky, and it wasn't exactly gin, but it ''was'' exactly 90° proof, and a great comfort during those worrying moments that sometimes occurred around 3 a.m. when you woke up and forgot who you were. After a glass of the clear liquid you still didn't remember who you were, but that was all right now because you were someone else anyway.
-->-- ''Literature/LordsAndLadies''
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[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
->'''Richie:''' What's in this?!\\
'''Eddie:''' Brandy...\\
'''Richie:''' Good!\\
'''Eddie:''' ...meths, Pernod, paintstripper, Mr. Sheen, brake fluid and Drambuie!\\
'''Richie:''' Drambuie?! [[CampGay Oooh hoo-hoo ooooh!]]\\
'''Eddie:''' [[CasanovaWannabe Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right. You've gotta put something in for the birds, haven't you?]]\\
'''Richie:''' ''[taking a whiff]'' Jesus! How are you ''alive?''\\
'''Eddie:''' [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} I may very well not be!]]
-->-- ''Series/{{Bottom}}'', "Hole"

->''"Of the sparkling wines, the most famous is Perth Pink. This is a bottle with a message in, and the message is BEWARE. This is not a wine for drinking. This is a wine for '''laying down and avoiding."'''''
-->-- ''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus'', "Australian Table Wines"

->'''April:''' Ugh, what's in that jug, it smells like jet fuel!\\
'''Ron:''' That's Swanson family mash liquor, made from the finest corn ever grown on American soil. Its only legal use is to strip varnish off of speedboats.\\
'''Ron:''' ''[sees Leslie prepare to chug]'' Leslie, no! We use it to burn warts off the mules!
-->-- ''Series/ParksAndRecreation''

->''"Swish is this old, dirty, shitty-tastin' homemade fuckin' liquor that you can... ugh, you can barely get 'er into ya, but... my fuck, does it ever get ya some drunk."''
-->-- '''Bubbles''', ''Series/TrailerParkBoys''

->'''Freya:''' We brew the Atuta into a broth which we drink before battle. [[TheBerserker It brings on the spirit of the bear and gives us strength to swing our swords]].\\
'''EMH:''' It's more likely to bring on profuse sweating, convulsions and acute delirium! This is an ''amanita muscaria'', a fungus common to sub-arctic climates and, let me assure you, quite poisonous.\\
'''Freya:''' Yes, [[TheSpartanWay but those it does not kill it makes strong]]. A most hardy plant.
-->-- ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Heroes And Demons"
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[[folder:Radio]]
->''The effect of drinking a [[TropeNamer Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster]] is something akin to having one's brain smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.''
-->-- '''Official Guide entry''', ''Radio/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy1978''
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[[folder:Video Games]]
->Likely dropped to avoid seizure by authorities, or because of seizure due to drinking it. Garbolg only brewed from 8:74 to 8:92 Blessed, killed when the vapors in his beard spontaneously combusted.
-->-- Description of "Garbolg's Backcountry Reserve", ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins''

->This battlefield spirit maintains a chill even in direct sunlight, which it appears to absorb. Optimal serving is by the drop. Contact with exposed flesh is discouraged, but likely inevitable.
-->-- Description of "Golden Scythe 4:90 Black," ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins''

->Fine spirits infused with a bit of refined lyrium. Potentially fatal if ingested in quantity.
-->-- Description of "Aqua Magus", ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOriginsAwakening''

->Not so much filtered as dredged. Should be kept in a cold, dark place. Also locked. Forgotten as well, if one is wise.
-->-- Description of "Abyssal Peach", ''VideoGame/DragonAgeInquisition''

->Perhaps local to a handful of Grey Wardens companies, these spirits reflect a custom—or legend—born of utility. Allowed to seize goods to aid their cause, Wardens combine half-full bottles to save space while traveling. Never fully emptied or—as with a kettle—cleaned, each eventually takes on a base flavor as unique as the Warden carrying it. "What do we care? Nothing burns like the first cup." Could be fact, could be tribute. It does seem as though the bottles range farther than the namesake Warden could.
-->-- Codex Entry for "Grey Whiskey/Ritewine/Conscription Ale", ''VideoGame/DragonAgeInquisition''

->'''*BELCH*''' ''"Not bad."''
-->-- '''Oghren''' (after drinking from a cup containing, among other things, lyrium and darkspawn and archdemon blood), ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOriginsAwakening''

->'''Ratch:''' Ryncol's a local favorite. Don't try to act tough; it'll tear your insides apart.\\
'''Grunt:''' He's not joking. Ryncol hits aliens like ground glass.
-->-- ''VideoGame/MassEffect2''

->'''Bartender:''' Okay -- for you, something special. This is krogan liquor -- ryncol. You'll set off radiological alarms after you drink it. Should I pour you a quad?\\
'''Shepard:''' Hell yeah! Put more stuff in the... [[BuffySpeak the thing more stuff goes in.]]\\
'''Bartender:''' Your funeral, pal/sister.
-->-- ''VideoGame/MassEffect2''

->'''Garrus:''' Excuse me, can you tell me where the bartender keeps the hard stuff? Like say, turian horosk?\\
'''Guard:''' I'm sorry, sir, but we aim to entertain our guests, not put them in a coma.
-->-- ''VideoGame/MassEffect3''

->'''Shepard:''' I'm curious; what's the craziest thing you've ever served up?\\
'''Bartender:''' Well, there's the burukh. That's a [[ProudWarriorRaceGuy krogan]] drink you set on fire, put out, then drink from the scalding-hot cup. [...] There's a "Weeping Heart." That's a martini with [[LizardFolk drell-skin]] [[MushroomSamba venom.]] The venom's pretty mild, though. [...] Oh, wait -- a [[HeavyWorlder volus]] bina. The alcohol puts you on the floor, and the ammonia lets you clean up the mess you made. If you live.
-->-- ''VideoGame/MassEffect3'', showing that the only safe drink in the ''Mass Effect'' franchise is probably water.

->'''SAM:''' [[WretchedHive Kadara's]] water is dense with sulfide minerals, the oxidation of which produces toxic streams and lakes.\\
'''Ryder:''' So, no skinny dipping?\\
'''SAM:''' No dipping at all, Pathfinder. Even the [[AwesomePersonnelCarrier Nomad's]] shields cannot withstand the water's corrosive properties.\\
[...]\\
'''[[ProudWarriorRace Drack]]:''' I bet I could drink it.\\
'''[[TheMedic Lexi]]:''' No, Drack. No.
-->-- ''VideoGame/MassEffectAndromeda'', …goddammit.

->'''Guybrush:''' What's in that grog stuff, anyway?\\
'''The Three Important-Looking Pirates:''' Grog is a secret mixture that contains one or more of the following: Kerosene, Propylene Glycerol, Artificial Sweeteners, Sulphuric Acid, Rum, Acetone, Red Dye No. 2, [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall SCUMM]], Axle Grease, Battery Acid, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and/or Pepperoni]].
-->-- ''VideoGame/TheSecretOfMonkeyIsland''

->''"It's not actually beer, cap'n," a zailor confides. "It's eel-blood fermented with zee-fungus, or somefin'. I didn't hear the whole account. I was too busy throwin' up."''
-->-- '''Shore Leave in [[WretchedHive the Chelonate]]''', ''VideoGame/SunlessSea''

->''"Might as well skip straight to the hangover. Blackout Stout!"''
-->-- '''The dwarves''' ordering at the Abyss Bar, ''VideoGame/DeepRockGalactic''

->'''Sara:''' It's Spirytus. Liquor from North Ambria. Said to be the strongest drink in the world. Guess it's harder to get much stronger than 96 percent, though, huh?\\
'''Rean:''' If I'd taken a normal sip of this, I'd already be on the floor... But the stinging on my tongue is turning a little sweet...
-->-- ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfHeroesTrailsOfColdSteel III''

->'''Aloy:''' ''[coughing fit]'' What '''is''' this?!\\
'''Gera:''' Scrappersap, the good stuff. Keeps you warm in a snowstorm, strips the grit out of a gearwheel.
-->-- ''VideoGame/HorizonZeroDawn''

->'''Italian criminal #1:''' He's wasted on red wine!\\
'''Italian criminal #4:''' Red-wine drunk is the worst drunk there is!\\
'''Italian criminal #2:''' Let's get the fuck out of here!
-->-- ''VideoGame/SouthParkTheFracturedButWhole''
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[[folder:Web Animation]]
->'''Fyodor:''' What are these beverages made of?\\
'''Leman Russ:''' This is my attempt at remaking the good ol' recipe for Fenresian Ale by combining [[PsychoSerum Bylestim]] and the distilled liver-juices of a [[BigRedDevil Bloodthirster]]!\\
'''Fyodor:''' ...Are you telling us to literally drink liquid chaos?\\
'''Leman Russ:''' [[BluntYes YES]] YA BLEEDIN' SOUPHEAD, DRINK THE [[{{Smurfing}} WOLFIN']] CHAOS!
-->-- ''WebAnimation/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice''
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[[folder:Webcomics]]
-> '''Schlock:''' I'm not sick, I'm ''digesting''. I need to [[ExtremeOmnivore neutralize this solvent]] so it'll stop trying to eat a hole in me.\\
'''Legs:''' Eat or be eaten, eh?\\
'''Schlock:''' Yeah, I guess you could look at it that-- '''*BURRRP*'''\\
'''Legs:''' [[IntoxicationEnsues (suddenly tipsy)]] [[Film/GoneWithTheWind Frankly, my dear,]] [[Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey it's full of stars...]]\\
'''Schlock:''' MEDIC!\\
'''Legs:''' [[Film/TheSixthSense I see dead people!]]\\
'''Schlock:''' ''HAZMAT!''
-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Web Videos]]
->'''Larry King:''' ''[coughs after a sip]'' Oh boy, start of the ruination.\\
'''Jon:''' ''[imitating Larry King]'' I-I'm dying, I'm dying, [[Creator/DanAykroyd Dan]]. You've killed me, it's over. I wish [[ItMakesSenseInContext you had put glycol in this]], because I can ''feel'' my bones melting.
-->-- ''WebVideo/{{Jontron}}: Dan Aykroyd's Crystal Skull Vodka''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Websites]]
->'''916:''' I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?\\
'''845:''' Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.\\
'''603:''' you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important\\
'''615:''' The council and I are about to open up a bottle of [[GargleBlaster/RealLife malort]].\\
'''615:''' [=UPGATe=]: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD.
-->-- '''Website/TextsFromLastNight'''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Western Animation]]
->''"'Flaming' this, 'blend and brew' that, whatever happened to the manly drinks? The kind that made you go blind, puke 'till you dropped, and wake up three days later married to the daughter of some overprotective father who'd pay you to get it annulled?"''
-->-- '''Duckman''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Duckman}}'', "Cellar Beware"
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