->''"If you can't stop the bad thoughts from coming to visit, at least you can make fun of them while they're hanging around."''
-->-- '''Harry Dresden''', ''Literature/TurnCoat''

->''"We had to joke about it, because the alternative was to be scared out of your wits."''
-->-- '''Katniss Everdeen''', Literature/TheHungerGames

->'''C-3PO''': His high exaltedness, the Great Jabba the Hutt, has decreed that you are to be terminated immediately.
->'''Han Solo''': Good! I hate long waits.
-->-- ''ReturnOfTheJedi''

->'''Cpl. Gabe Garza:''' How's it feel, motherfucker? How's it feel to be fuckin' dead?
->'''Cpl. Jason Lilley:''' Bro, it feels sad. I feel very alone. And also, I gotta take a shit.
-->--''GenerationKill''

->''"If you must mount the gallows, give a jest to the crowd, a coin to the hangman, and make the drop with a smile on your lips."''
-->--'''Birgitte Silverbow''', ''WheelOfTime''

->''"All humor is gallows humor, and it is on the gallows that we are constrained to learn it."''
-->-- '''Creator/HermannHesse''', ''Steppenwolf''

->''"We must indeed all hang together, or most assuredly we shall all hang separately."''
-->-- '''Creator/BenjaminFranklin''', to the Continental Congress, just before signing the Declaration of Independence

->''"The two funniest groups of human beings I've ever been around are Indians and Jewish folks. So I guess that says something about the inherent humor of genocide."''
-->-- '''ShermanAlexie'''

->''"If you're going to tell someone the truth, you'd better make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you."''
-->--'''George Bernard Shaw'''

->''"Human life is basically a comedy. Even its tragedies often seem comic to the spectator, and not infrequently they actually have comic touches to the victim. Happiness probably consists largely in the capacity to detect and relish them. A man who can laugh, if only at himself, is never really miserable."''
-->--'''HLMencken'''

->'''Gabriel:''' Did you ever see that dude who, like, survived Auschwitz and then filmed himself dancing out in front of the gates? Dude, applaud that.\\
'''[[Creator/BenCroshaw Yahtzee]]''': That's how you show they didn't win. Once you can laugh about it, that means they've lost.\\
'''Gabriel:''' ''I'' won, cunts!
-->--'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fG_-8F4zhVs Let's Play]]''' ''Normality''

->''Comedians get asked a lot whether they were funny as a child. That's probably because it's a more comfortable question than "Were you a lonely soul struggling for a way to make sense of a society that's inherently absurd and evil?"''
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}'''

->''"A DrDemento favorite and influence (both direct and indirect) on musical comedians of later years and today, [[Music/TomLehrer (Tom) Lehrer]] remains a cultural icon despite his relatively short performance career and his refusal to write newer songs. While this does mean we are robbed of the sort of topical satire he excelled at, much of Lehrer's songbook remains fresh today, largely due to the gleeful pessimism that is the man's trademark. Yes, underneath the jolly piano vamps and atrocious slant rhymes of his ditties lurks a deep, dark hatred and distrust of humanity, and the bitter tragedy that is modern life: [[HumansAreMorons people are foolish idiots]], [[HobbesWasRight governments are corrupt and ineffectual]], and [[InYourNatureToDestroyYourselves complete annihilation]] is only one botched political conflict away... With nihilist numbers like this one, it's more than a little surprising Lehrer hasn't turned up in the ''{{Fallout}}'' universe in some shape or form: "''
-->--'''''[[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2011/08/the_11_most_cynical_tom_lehrer_songs.php Topless Robot]]'''''

->''"The Brazil-Germany semifinal match. If you have not yet watch this match, you really ought to. Even if you donít much care for soccer. Itís not because there are a lot of goals. Itís not because itís literally historic in that it is the biggest win in a World Cup semifinal or final ever or the worst defeat Brazil have ever suffered. Ever.\\\
No, itís because the game was pretty well over at 30 minutes in and yet there was still 60 minutes to play and that gave the ESPN commentators the chance to make some of the darkest funniest jokes at Brazilís expense I have ever heard in a World Cup Game. Whether it be asking the players to leave the pitch if they werenít even going to run around the pitch or talking about magical tunnels that teleported players to Topeka so the players [[TorchesAndPitchforks wouldnít be murdered by fans]], the commentators put on an hour comedy special at the expense of the once favored nation to win the World Cup. It was quite honestly the best birthday present Iíve had in a great number of years."''
-->--''[[http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/39925.html#more-39925 Sadly, No!]]'' on the 2014 World Cup
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