->''"Man, I guess spinach is an expensive habit to keep up if Popeye's turned to drug dealing."''
--> -- '''Linkara''', ''WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall''

->''"Ally, I think I have a chicken pot pie problem."''
--> -- '''Dez''', ''Series/AustinAndAlly''

->'''Ch'Vorthq:''' Sergeant, you will be drinking a very heavy stimulant cocktail cut with shampoo and inert ultra-tensile carbon.\\
'''Schlock:''' I don't drink it. I eat it straight.\\
'''Ch'Vorthq:''' ''(dryly)'' And I suspect you're addicted to it.\\
'''Schlock:''' ''(draws gun)'' Step away from the Tub of Happiness.
--> -- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''

->'''Knight:''' ([[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything sniffs bag confiscated from Puss in Boots as he's being arrested]]) Catnip.
->'''Puss:''' That's, uh, not mine.
--> -- ''WesternAnimation/Shrek2''

->Freeze your brain...\\
Suck on that straw, get lost in the pain\\
Happiness comes when everything numbs\\
Who needs cocaine?
-->-- '''JD''', "Freeze Your Brain", ''{{Theatre/Heathers}}''

->'''Pearl''': Bridgette, if I can get clean, anyone can.\\
'''Bridgette''': You had an addiction?\\
'''Pearl''': Oh, I couldn't live without it. My whole body was on fire until I got that next fix.\\
'''Bridgette''': Oh my God. Heroin? Meth?\\
'''Pearl''': Ride/SixFlags.\\
'''Bridgette''': [''confused silence'']\\
'''Pearl''': Magic Mountain?\\
'''Bridgette''': No, I know what it is...
-->--''WesternAnimation/CloseEnough'' "Where'd You Go, Bridgette?"

->''"High on dew."''
-->--'''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Applejack]]''', ''WebAnimation/TranslationsGoneWrong'' cover of "Bats"

->'''O'Donahue:''' I see you're still on the juice.\\
'''Oprah:''' ''[defensively]'' [[IllTellYouWhenIveHadEnough I can quit whenever I want!]]
-->-- ''Series/OddSquad'', "[[Recap/OddSquadS1E15TheOddAntidoteTheOneThatGotAway The One That Got Away]]"
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