->''"I have successfully figured out that on the internet, every girl gets treated like Megan Fox. Especially if no pictures are shown."''
-->--'''''Website/{{Cracked}}.com''', [[http://www.cracked.com/funny-1214-username-translator/ Username Translator article.]]''

->''"The internet: where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are FBI agents."''
-->-- '''Anonymous'''

->''So in VR you're a fat beardy guy, and in real life you're a smokin' hot Asian chick? You realize you've got that [[NarrativeProfanityFilter fluffin']] backward.''
-->-- '''Nick''', ''SkinHorse''

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