->''"Yo Joe!"''
-->--'''Various Joe's'''
->''"Cobra!"''
-->--'''Various Cobra's'''
->-''"G.I. Joe is the codename for American's daring, highly trained special mission force. Its purpose: to defend human freedom against Cobra, a ruthless terrorist organization determined to rule the world."''
-->--'''OpeningNarration for the [[Creator/SunbowEntertainment Sunbow]]/[[Creator/DepatieFrelengEnterprises Marvel]] seasons, spoken in the midst of the show's OpeningTheme.'''
->''"G. I. Joe is America's top secret mobile strike force team. The mission: to defend freedom. The threat: Cobra, an evil organization bent on world conquest. The battle cry: '''Yo Joe!'''"''
-->--'''OpeningNarration for the [[Creator/DiCEntertainment DiC]] seasons.'''
->''"As of now, your little project is [[DiscoSucks deader than disco]]!"''
-->--'''Cobra Commander'''
->''"Know that I am the one you seek! I am the one born to rule, destined to conquer! Let those who fear me, follow me. Let those who oppose me, die! For I am Serpentor, and this, I command!"''
-->--'''Serpentor''' in "Arise, Serpentor, Arise"
->''"[[spoiler:Maybe we have an ancestor in common?]]"''
-->--'''Lady-Jaye''' in "Skeletons in the Closet"
->''"Surrender, my grandmother!"''
-->--'''Duke''' in "Jungle Trap"
->''"Figures, Shipwreck! You would be in the sleaziest hole in Hollywood."''
-->--'''Cover-Girl''' in "Lights! Camera! Cobra!"
->''"They don't look like monkeys to me, Torch. They look more like trout... Just before you pop 'em in the frying pan and eat 'em."''
-->--'''Buzzer''' in "The Revenge of Cobra, pt.1"
->''"Leave. Before I completely regain my senses."''
-->--'''Mainframe''' in "Computer Complications"
->''"You gotta be tougher that that! I'm no wimp anymore! I'm a G.I. Joe, and nothing stops a G.I. Joe! Nothing!"''
-->--'''Low-Light''' in "Nightmare Assault"
->''"Next time we're in combat, Leatherneck, remind me to get right in front of you. That'll be the safest place!"''
-->--'''Wetsuit''' in "Arise, Serpentor, Arise"
->''"Yes siree, it was right then and there that GI Joe came to me, and asked for my advice!"
-->--'''Harvey the farmer''' in "The Greenhouse Effect"
->''"Awl Joes report fuh duty. Dis means you, Shipwreck!"
-->--'''Beachhead''' in "Once Upon a Joe"
->''"You pea-brained carbon copies of identical dumbbells! You're responsible!"
-->--'''Cobra Commander''' in "Knotting Cobra's Coils"
->''"Premature panic is the sign of an immature mind!"
-->--'''Destro''' in "Insert episode name here"
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