-> ''"Taunt him with the license of ink."''
-->-- '''TwelfthNight,'''' Act III, scene 2', by Creator/WilliamShakespeare, subjecting this to the ZerothLawOfTropeExamples

->''"Yesterday in this space I used the word ''animosity'' in an instance when I actually meant ''anonymity''. But then, since I was talking about the internet, it still came to the same thing really."''
-->-- '''Paul Gadzikowski''', ''ArthurKingOfTimeAndSpace''

->''"Xbox Live is an online homophobia club for pre-teen Tourette’s sufferers."''
-->-- '''Robert Brockway''', ''Website/{{Cracked}}.com''

->''Put the right [[{{Troll}} troll]] in the right message board or comment section and he can completely destroy any chance of discussion -- he has effectively broken the system for no other reason than personal amusement. It's ego masturbation. It happened so much at ''Popular Science'' that they shut down their comment section. It was as if [[Film/ANewHope a thousand voices cried out the word "fag" and were suddenly silenced.]]''
-->-- '''[[http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-changing-perspectives-that-show-youve-become-adult/#ixzz2g86Afrdv John Cheese]]''', ''{{Website/Cracked}}''

->''"In my time online I've been called 'fag' approximately 104,165 times. I keep an Excel spreadsheet. I've also been called 'asshole' and 'cockweasel' and 'fuckcamel' and 'cuntwaffle' and 'shitglutton' and 'porksword' and 'wangbasket' and 'shitwhistle' and 'thundercunt' and 'fartminge' and 'shitflannel' and 'knobgoblin' and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking 'boring.']] And none of it mattered, because none of those people knew me well enough to really hit the target. I've been insulted lots, but I've been criticized very little. And don't ever confuse the two. An insult is just someone who hates you making a noise to indicate their hatred. A barking dog. Criticism is someone trying to help you, by telling you something about yourself that you were a little too comfortable not knowing."''
-->-- '''David Wong''', "[[http://www.cracked.com/article_15231_7-reasons-21st-century-making-you-miserable.html 7 Reasons the 21st Century is Making You Miserable]]", ''{{Website/Cracked}}''

->''"Can the internet make us better human beings? Judging from Website/YouTube comments, no. And you're gay!"''
-->-- '''[[Series/TheColbertReport Stephen Colbert]]'''

->''"At the most extreme, anonymous ‘trolls’ bully, [[InternetToughGuy threaten and otherwise persecute their victims, spreading fear and despair]]. I’m sure such unpleasant people have always existed, but the internet has given them a voice and a sense of their own destructive power."''
-->-- '''[[http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2307104/Margaret-Thatcher-death-party-This-lack-respect-dead-disturbing-new-low.html#ixzz2jQ5TPY85 The Daily Mail]]'''

->''"...But on the Internet where you can remain anonymous, support for [[SerialKiller Kira]] is growing... Human beings are like that... Though this would probably never come up, suppose we discussed in class whether [[SerialKillerKiller bad people deserve to die.]] 'It's just wrong to kill people,' that's what they're bound to say. Of course, that's the appropriate response to give, right? Human beings must always maintain appearances in public, that's just how we are. But '''this''' is how they really feel."''
-->-- '''Light Yagami''', ''Manga/DeathNote''

->''"I just wish people weren't such snobs. Just play what is fun to you. The Internet is an embarrassment to mankind most days.. But asking the Internet to grow up is like asking water to not be wet."''
-->-- A comment on the ''Destructoid'' preview of ''[=DotA 2=]''

->'''Dilbert:''' ''Tina, why did you call me a'' '' 'flaming'' ''[[SymbolSwearing #@%!!]]'''''?''
->'''Tina:''' ''I'm so sorry. That was my e-mail personality. My real-time personality is kind and gentle.''
-->-- ''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}''

->''"The Internet sometimes facilitates dickishness; I don't know why that is, but it is."''
-->-- '''Cliff Bleszinski''' of EpicGames.

->''"Still, [[{{Jerkass}} Jerk]] is very happy to participate in electronic forums because in cyberspace he is free to be himself...without the risk of getting a real-time [[TalkToTheFist punch in the mouth]]."''
-->-- ''The Flame Warriors site''

->''"Dude, people wouldn't say '''HALF''' the things they say to you on the internet to your '''face'''. Because if they say it to your face, they're within range of your [[TalkToTheFist fist]], or your [[GroinAttack foot]]. Until you can find some way to slap a flamer across the face who could be in the middle of Thailand for all you know..."''
-->-- ''An'' ''[[HypocriticalHumor Anonymous]]'' ''user on'' ''Website/FurAffinity'' ''on the GIFT.''

->''"Technology has allowed us to be brutally cruel without suffering any consequences. In the past, if I wanted to tell someone they sucked, I'd have to say it to their face."''
-->-- '''Jacob Ben Israel''', ''Series/{{Glee}}''

->''Congratulations! You're on your way to becoming a [[{{Troll}} destructive member]] of the Website/YouTube community!''
-->-- '''Creator/DCDouglas:''' ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trhqdaxX1Vw How To Comment On Videos]]''

->''"The internet and the anonymity it grants has made harassment easier. According to several studies, Fisk said, the lack of social cues and perceived lack of consequences afforded online communication also changes the way people treat one another."''
-->-- [[http://www.polygon.com/2013/8/15/4622252/plague-of-game-dev-harassment-erodes-industry-spurs-support-groups This article]] at '''Polygon'''

->''"The Internet is a wonderful place\\
The ability to retrieve information on any subject\\
Or communicate with anybody around the world\\
It's a significant step to world peace\\
And the evolution of the human race--\\
And then you got these assholes who gotta be like\\
"I'm gonna shit all over this precious gift to mankind!"\\
Oh, yeah, the answers are out there\\
But you're gonna have to dig through a '''colossal pile of shit''' to get at them!\\
'''Thank you for ruining the Internet!\\
Thank you for ruining the Internet!\\
Thank you for ruining the Internet!\\
Thank you for ruining the Internet!'''"''
-->-- "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBtzD9gKXog You've Got Male Enhancement]]", ''Music/{{Psychostick}}''

->''"And now, Real Men of Genius (Real Men of Genius) Today we salute you Mr. Asshat Forum {{Troll}}. (Mr. Asshat Forum Troll!) You barge into any thread, spewing your brain diarrhea like it was relief water for Ethiopians. (Brain Diarrhea!) There aren't enough [[{{Emoticon}} smilies available to illustrate everyone's disdain for you. Rolleyes, red mad face, puking green guy, and the finger dude]] just aren't enough. (Exclamation mark, eleventy one!) No one is [=LOLing=] when you enter the thread. You single-handedly lower the IQ of the Internet with every post you make. (STFU, r'tard!) It takes guts to do what you do, presenting your contrary opinion in the cold harsh light of incontrovertible facts. Here's to you Mr. Asshat Forum Troll. (Mr. Asshat Forum Troll!)"''
-->-- [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaMOcJfsksI&list=FLM2CFpnQLwo2DUJ6zebbNmA&index=53 "Real Men of Genius: Mr. Asshat Forum Troll" Budweiser ad parody]]

->'''Rule 71:''' ''The internet is'' '''''SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.'''''
-->--''RulesOfTheInternet''

->'''Matt Miller:''' ''Don't you get it? [[AGodAmI I'm God in here!]]''
->'''The Boss:''' ''That's just fine, 'cause in the real world, you're just a bitch with a keyboard.''
-->-- ''SaintsRow: The Third''

->'''The Boss:''' ''This is why my kids are never playing video games.''
-->-- ''SaintsRow: The Third''

->''"People like you [[{{Troll}} badmouth me on the Internet]]! But then they behave properly in person... so I can't get mad at them! You no longer get preferential treatment! [[CatchPhrase I'M IN DESPAIR!]] [[NewMediaAreEvil THE INTERNET HAS LEFT ME IN DESPAIR!]]"''
-->-- '''Nozomu Itoshiki''', ''Manga/SayonaraZetsubouSensei''

->''"On internet messageboards, there is no subject so vile or indefensible that someone won't post positively/in defense of it."''
--> -- '''Skarka's Law''', ''RPG.net''

->''"I get into the costume, and boom, I'm this [[DeadpanSnarker snarky wise-guy]]. Anonymity's '''liberating'''. [[AreYouPonderingWhatImPondering There should be]] '''rooms''' where people go to chat using fake identities. They'd spend hours just being '''jerks''' to each other."''
-->-- ''ComicBook/{{Spider-Man}}''

->''"...I absolutely hate this idea of exploiting the Internet to express the shit side of yourself. It eats you up, on one hand, and it may be infectious and dangerous to those who are near, on the other. I'd rather be modestly boring, naively pompous, and politely narcissistic than a thrilling, exciting, over-the-top asshole with an exaggerated disrespect for anybody who does not want to conform to a set paradigm."''
-->-- '''[[http://www.network54.com/Forum/152758/message/1305139249/Some+post-op+thoughts+on+Music+Babble George Starostin]]'''

->''"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."''
-->-- '''OscarWilde'''

->''"[[{{Slogan}} The Internet Makes You Stupid]]"''
-->-- '''SomethingAwful'''

->''"Why is it all the {{MRA}}s and Feminists I know in [[RealLife meatspace]] are reasonable people, but the ones I meet through the internet are all psychopaths?"''
-->-- '''thehorror2''', [[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/6.852865-Married-with-Children-as-a-Parody-of-Mens-Rights-Activists?page=1 Married with Children as a Parody of Men's Rights Activists"]], Website/{{Escapist}} Forums

->''"A CB Radio buff never uses his own name. Instead, he uses a made-up name, or "handle", which is supposed to describe him. But, since no one can see him, the "handle" he picks out usually describes him as he wishes others to see him"''
-->-- ''Magazine/{{MAD}}'', ''A Mad Look At CB Radio''
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