!!Anime & Manga

->''I'll have my usual; toilet water.''
-->-- '''Manjimutt''', ''Anime/YoKaiWatch''[[note]]This is a {{Bowdlerisation}} made for the English dub; in the original Japanese, it was sake, which is alcoholic[[/note]]

!!Fan Works

->'''Netzach''': You seem kind of down.
->'''Yesod''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint What do you mean, 'down']]? [[RidiculouslyHumanRobot I'm up and running right now]].
->'''Netzach''': [[{{Beat}} ...]]I should rephrase that. [...]
-->--''Fanfic/ADollsHeart''

->"Well, that was useful," Twilight sarcastically griped as she and Luna left the party, the raucous sounds fading away behind them. "At least we tried, and the daffodil dumplings were pretty good."
->"I'm not so certain," Luna mused once they had the streets to themselves.
->Twilight cocked her head in question. "Not a fan of daffodils? Did they disagree with you?" That would be unfortunate if true, as they were one of Twilight's favorites.
->"No, the daffodils were fine, though I preferred the toasted anise," she commented off-hoof.
->Twilight puckered her lips in distaste. "Those were potpourri; I don’t think you were supposed to actually eat them."
-->--''Fanfic/SharingTheNation'', Chapter 1

!!Film

->'''Li:''' I guess it would cruel to make you fly all the way back.\\
'''Po:''' You can fly?!\\
'''Mr. Ping:''' I'm a ''bird'', Po.
-->--''WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda3''

!!Video Games

->''If you want to join me in my yard, be my guest. But hey, don't toss any sticks for me. Last guy who threw me a stick... I'll admit, I chased it. But it debased us both. Don't do that to us.''
-->-- '''K.K. Slider''' (a dog), ''VideoGame/AnimalCrossingNewLeaf''

!!Webcomics

->'''Agatha Heterodyne:''' Are you, as a cat, prepared to accept certain intellectual precepts?\\
'''Krosp I, Emperor of All Cats:''' Such as?\\
'''Agatha:''' Such as, if you stand there talking... THIS STRING IS GOING TO ESCAPE!\\
'''Krosp:''' YAAA! No, you don't! No, you don't! Get back here! HA HA! I got you! I got you! ''(realizes what he's doing)''\\
'''Agatha:''' Q.E. duh.\\
'''Krosp:''' ''(burying his face in his paws)'' Damn you.
-->-- ''Webcomic/GirlGenius'', "Revenge of the Weasel Queen"

->'''Doc (polar bear):''' Guys, I'm ordering lunch. What do you want on a pizza?\\
'''Swampy (fox):''' Fieldmice and groundsquirrel!\\
'''Rainman (hare):''' Lettuce and celery!\\
'''Roger (raccoon):''' Fish and pepperoni!\\
'''Bandit (ferret):''' Aerosol cheese!\\
'''Doc:''' ''[into the phone]'' [[MundaneFantastic Yeah, two of the usual.]]\\
'''Jinx (arctic fox):''' Can I get some lemming on my half?
-->-- ''Webcomic/TheWhiteboard''

!!Western Animation

->"I'm great with dogs. Sometimes it's like I'm one of the family."
-->-- '''Goofy,''' ''WesternAnimation/GoofTroop'', "Goofin' Up the Social Ladder"

->'''[=SpongeBob=] and Patrick:''' Eww, he inked!
->'''Squidward:''' Well, pardon my anatomy!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS6E7GiantSquidwardNoNoseKnows Giant Squidward]]"

->'''Ren:''' What kind of psychologist are you!?
->'''Mr. Horse:''' PSYCHOLOGIST!? Are you nuts!? I'm a ''horse!''
-->-- ''[[WesternAnimation/TheRenAndStimpyShow Ren & Stimpy Adult Party Cartoon]]'', "Ren Seeks Help"

->You say your bellybutton's missing?\\
There's no reason for alarm\\
It's a common thing for gourds\\
It won't do you any harm\\
You're technically a fruit\\
And with that much being said\\
Your umbilical equivocal is up there on your head!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/VeggieTales'', "Belly Button"
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