->Henry sighs, rubbing his hands with a towel as he had just finished the dishes. ''“Michael James Afton.”''

->''Uh oh, middle name.''

->“Don’t you dare,” Michael hissed, “I am not a child.”
-->-- '''"Guffawing Reveals"''', ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/36602674/chapters/91296319 Laughing At Tragedy]]''

->"LLOYD DUNHAM, DO YOU HAVE ''ANY IDEA'' HOW WORRIED I HAVE BEEN?!"
-->-- '''[[VideoGame/EarthBoundBeginnings Lloyd]]'s mother''', ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/22260784 I'd Follow You To The Ends of the Earth]]''

->"SANA KURATA, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING STANDING OVER THERE, TALKING TO THE ''ENEMY!?''"
-->-- '''Hisae Kamayai''', ''{{Manga/Kodocha}}'', "Love Tastes Like Curry"

->'''''"JOSEPH JOESTAR, HOW COULD YOU DO SUCH A THING?!"''''' Jonathan's voice boomed, making the elder Joestar shrink back slightly.
-->-- ''Fanfic/JonathanJoestarTheFirstJoJo''

->'''Emma:''' They hardly ever hear all three of their names, so it kind of puts them off balance.\\
'''Brent:''' Mentally?\\
'''Emma:''' Exactly.
-->-- ''Series/CornerGas''

->'' ''
-->-- Jake telling Ax to snap out of DeathEqualsRedemption and morph to a bird so they can escape, ''Literature/{{Animorphs}}'' #26

->''Parents always use the longest form of your name when they're angry. The more trouble you're in, the longer your name gets.''
-->-- Charles explaining to Jason, ''Series/CharlesInCharge''

->''Tom knew that when his name was pronounced in full, it meant trouble.''
-->--''Literature/TheAdventuresOfTomSawyer''

->'''Phoebe:''' ''Joseph Francis!''\\
'''Joey:''' Whoa, whoa, whaddya middle-naming me for!?
-->-- ''Series/{{Friends}}''

->'''Hannah:''' Jacob John Jacobson!\\
'''Jake:''' Uh. That's not my name.\\
'''Hannah:''' I know. But I [[OnlyKnownByTheirNickname don't know your real name]].\\
'''Jake:''' Nattasit.\\
'''Hannah:''' Okay then. Nattasit John Jacobson!\\
'''Jake:''' ...Close enough.
-->-- ''VisualNovel/YearningAGayStory''

->"You don't know your middle name? Don't your parents ever get mad at you?"
-->-- ''(A child to another in an unattributed single-panel comic posted by "Casual Christian Comics".)''

->'''Elena:''' ''[offscreen after discovering that her little sister stowed away in Team Avalor's carriage during their mission]'' Isabel Castillo-Flores!\\
'''Gabe:''' Uh oh, three names. ''That's'' never good.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/ElenaOfAvalor'', "[[Recap/ElenaOfAvalorS3E1SisterOfInvention Sister Of Invention]]"

->When [[ComicBook/{{Superboy}} the boy]] turned around to head back to the farm, he almost ran into the unyielding body of [[ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} his mother]], who was hovering half a foot off the ground just behind him and looked very angry.\\
"Clark Joseph Kent!"\\
Clark swallowed hard, apparently quite aware that he had done something rather stupid.
-->-- ''Fanfic/AdventuresOfASuperFamily''

->''"Kimberly Ann Possible, wherever you are, you are in BIG trouble!"''
-->-- Dr. James Possible, ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible'', "[[Recap/KimPossibleS1E14OctoberThirtyFirst October 31st]]"

->'''Chloe:''' I can't trust anybody again. Everybody pretends to care until they don't. Even you.\\
'''Max:''' ''Chloe Price''... you better take that back. [[TranquilFury Right now.]]
-->-- ''VideoGame/LifeIsStrange''

->''"Boy, do we have problems up here! The problem of evil in the world. The problem of absolute virtue. The problem of you on top of everything else. You above all. 'Cause that's what God is. Horus. Apollo. Jehovah. Kal-El. '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Clark. Joseph. Kent!]]'''"'' 
-->--'''Lex Luthor''' ''Film/BatmanVSupermanDawnOfJustice''

->''Aaron Camilo Talavera, do '''not''' start that with me.''
-->-- [[WesternAnimation/TurningRed Jesse]], ''Fanfic/ThePandaChronicles''

->'''Ennesby:''' I just realized that if you abbreviate the name as P.D.C.L, and then say it aloud, you can get 'petey.'\\
'''Petey:''' Ooh. That could work.\\
'''Tagon:''' Great. I'll call you 'Petey' from here on out.\\
'''Petey:''' I don't suppose you could use my full name once in a while? Like maybe when you're angry?
-->--''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-05-18 5/18/2001]]

->'''Airani Iofifteen:''' Oh, I can--I can hide here.\\
'''Kaela Kovalskia:''' Why do you even hide? Get cleaning!\\
'''Anya Melfissa:''' Come on get cleaning!\\
'''Iofi:''' NO! I want to stay here! I'm scared!\\
'''Anya:''' I'll sweep you, Airani Iofifteen!
-->-- WebAnimation/{{Hololive}} Indonesia playing ''VideoGame/ParanormalCleanup'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmyVxG-ZfNc 4/28/2023]]

->''"James Isaac Neutron! I see you up there! How many times have we told you ''not'' to launch yourself off the roof?"''
-->-- '''Judy Neutron''', ''WesternAnimation/JimmyNeutronBoyGenius''

->'''[[UpperClassTwit Lord Saint-George Wimsey]]''': How does [the letter] start? If it's 'Gherkins' or 'Jerry' or even 'Gerald' there's hope yet.
->'''[[AuthorAvatar Harriet Vane]]''': It starts 'My Dear Saint-George'
->'''Lord Saint-George Wimsey''': Oh, gosh! Then he's really furious. And signed with all the initials he can rake up, what?
->'''Harriet Vane''': Signed with all his names in full.
->'''Lord Saint-George Wimsey''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Unrelenting monster!]]
-->-- '''[[Literature/LordPeterWimsey Gaudy Night]]'''

->''"''Steven Quartz Universe'', what are you doing at the Route 4 rest stop in Keystone at ''six in the evening''!"''
-->-- '''[[WesternAnimation/StevenUniverseFuture Connie Maheswaran]]''', ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/23396986/chapters/56069650 another step backwards, another step forwards]]'' (Chapter 15)

->''"Harold Berman, I cannot believe my eyes! You stole my beautiful ham, and now it's ruined!"''
-->-- '''Mr. Green''', ''WesternAnimation/HeyArnold''

->''"Uh-oh... she only calls me 'St. Nicholas' when she's '''really''' mad."''
-->-- '''Santa Claus''', ''Speed Bump''
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