->''Vietnam can kill me, but it can't make me care.''
-->--'''Tagline'''

-> I wanted to see exotic Vietnam... the crown jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... [[BreadEggsMilkSquick and kill them]]. I wanted to be the first kid on my block [[BloodKnight to get a confirmed kill]].
-->--'''Sgt. Joker'''

->'''Door Gunner''': [[MoreDakka Git some! Git some! Git some! Yeah, yeah, yeah!]] Anyone who runs is a VC. Anyone who stands still is a well-disciplined VC! You should do a story about me sometime!
->'''Private Joker''': Why should we do a story about you?
->'''Door Gunner''': [[BadassBoast 'Cause I'm so fucking good! That ain't no shit either!]] I done got me 157 Gooks killed and [[KickTheDog fifty water buffalo]] too! They were all certified.
->'''Private Joker''': Any women or children?
->'''Door Gunner''': Sometimes!
->'''Private Joker''': How can you shoot [[WouldHitAGirl women]] or [[WouldHurtAChild children]]?
->'''Door Gunner''': Easy, [[LeadTheTarget you just don't lead 'em so much!]] [[WarIsHell Ain't war hell?]]

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