->''Well, the Celts would sometimes paint themselves blue and fight completely naked. Just because. One would assume that fighting in the nude would present some rather sensitive targets to one's enemies (we're talking about their nuts), but it seems that the Celts were so frigging manly that they just didn't care. It was the ultimate insult: "I am not afraid of you, and to prove it, I have just laid my dong on your sword."''
-->-- ''Website/{{Cracked}}'', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_16972_5-most-terrifying-civilizations-in-history-world.html "The 5 Most Terrifying Civilizations in History of the World"]]

->''...many famous works of art, such as the late Michelangelo's statue of David getting ready to fight Goliath, are not wearing a stitch of clothing. Which raises the question: Why would anybody go off to fight in the nude? Was it a tactic? Perhaps this explains why Goliath just stood there like a bozo and let himself get hit by a rock. "Hey!" he was probably thinking. "This guy is naked as a jaybird! What's he trying to [[KilledMidSentence AWWRRK]]."''
-->-- '''Creator/DaveBarry''', "Well Endowed"

->''As soon as he got in the car he was waving this knife at me and I thought "there's only one way to stop him." So I punched clean through the driver's window and I just kept hitting him until he got out. The only thing is, I was a little bit naked because I sleep in my birthday suit. What the neighbours were thinking I don't know because they were all looking out at this naked man shouting at his car at six in the morning.''
-->--'''[[http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-12978065 L/Cpl Wayne O'Mahoney]]''', 41, about fighting off burglars who tried to steal his own car for a getaway.

->''I think it’s scarier that he’s naked. If you see naked dudes with guns, clearly there’s something not right there. That man is insane!''
-->-- '''[[http://www.gameinformer.com/b/features/archive/2012/01/18/alien-breeds-the-evolution-of-xcom-s-enemies.aspx?PostPageIndex=1 Jake Solomon]]''', Lead designer for ''VideoGame/XCom: Enemy Unknown''

->''For a brief time, nudity was the most effective body armor known to man.''
-->-- ''Website/{{Cracked}}'', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_19709_the-5-most-insane-duels-ever-fought.html "The 5 Most Insane Duels Ever Fought"]]

->''"This is Goodwill polyester I've been sweating in all day! I '''WANT''' to picket '''NAKED!!!'''"''
-->-- '''Mr. [=DeMartino=]''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Daria}}''.

->''"If you learn to fight naked, you can never be disarmed."''
-->-- '''Martial arts axiom'''

->''"[[FalseReassurance Don't worry]], Scout! I am nude and covered in honey [[NoodleIncident again]]! LET'S GRAPPLE SOME DAMN BEARS!"''
-->-- '''Soldier''', ''[[Webcomic/TeamFortress2 Team Fortress #3 - A Cold Day in Hell]]''

-> ''"Relax, face facts, a fight with you would be an anticlimax,\\
When you go to war, you don't take off your slacks.\\
Look at me I'm tough, I fight in the buff,\\
I could say more, but I've said enough so..."''
-->--'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfy_jB5lLwk "Celtic Warrior"]]''' from CBBC's ''Series/HorribleHistories''

->'''Sanageyama:''' Until I settle things with [[WorthyOpponent Matoi]], [[ICanStillFight I refuse to die!]]
->'''Gamagoori:''' Sanageyama... [[PleasePutSomeClothesOn Put some clothes on.]]
-->-- ''Anime/KillLaKill''

-> 554. Even though armor gives him no benefit, my monk still has to wear something.
-->-- ''Blog/ThingsMrWelchIsNoLongerAllowedToDoInAnRPG''

->'''General Tagon:''' I've been woken up by gunfire way too many times to count. Coming for you was pure reflex. Charging into that firefight was as natural as waking to an overfull bladder and running off to the head.
->'''Kevyn:''' I suppose that explains why you showed up stark naked.
->'''Tagon:''' Holding my ''[[DoubleEntendre gun]]''.
-->--''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''

->''It's nothing but tits and terror from here!''
-->--'''Boomstick''', [[HilariousOuttakes unused line]] for ''WebAnimation/DeathBattle'' "ComicBook/{{Carnage}} vs. [[Manga/ElfenLied Lucy]]"

->''I tried to make it so you wouldn't see my willy. Sorry if you got a peek.''
-->--'''Mirio Togata / "Lemillion"''', ''Manga/MyHeroAcademia''

->'''[[PsychoElectro Electro]]''': I'm becoming ''more'' than powerful! I'm becoming '''unstoppable!'''
->'''Spider-Man''': But you're ''still'' not wearing any pants, so two steps forward, one step back.
-->--''VideoGame/SpiderManShatteredDimensions''

->''[[UsefulNotes/RichardTheLionheart You]] want to fight me? Take of your tin shirt. I'll be waiting in my birthday suit, going berserk!''
-->--'''Ragnar Lodbrok''', ''WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory''

->After stomping the previous Warboss to death, Grutshod led a daring attack on the encampment of the Savage Orc tribe known as the 'Ead-Thumpaz. The surviving mobs of Savage Orcs were allowed to join the Bloody Tusks, but only on the condition that they begin to wear at least some sort of clothing.
-->--''Orcs & Goblins 8th edition armybook'', ''TabletopGame/WarhammerFantasy''

->A woman or man without clothes is exquisitely vulnerable. Any training is forgotten in an attempt to protect their modesty and their private parts. It was why Hersch had insisted the [[SpySchool Sie Wolfe at his camp]] wrestle, run and fight naked for a good proportion of the time. Hence [[FemmeFataleSpy Miss Pillbody]] had few inhibitions, not once her training kicked in.
-->-- ''A Study of Murder'', by Robert Ryan

->''You [as a monk] start with no armor because, like a barbarian, you have the ability to deflect and dodge attacks with the power of your unconstrained birthday suit.''
-->--''WebAnimation/JoCat'', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CZDGFFHnI4 A Crap Guide to Monk]]''[[note]]The level 1 Monk feature "Unarmored Defense" sets your Armor Class as (10 + Dex mod + Wis mod) as long as you aren't wearing armor or using a shield, since monks have no armor proficiency, this is highly recommended. Barbarians have a similar feature, except it uses Con instead of Wis and Barbs can equip armor.[[/note]]
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