->''"Yeah, the whole place is dubbed, so they sell 'juice' here. It gets the job done, though."''
-->-- Terri, ''VideoGame/BillyVsSNAKEMAN''

->''I'm drinkin' OJ.'' [beverage changes color] ''Now it's apple juice.'' [changes color again] ''[[SubvertedTrope Now it's beer. Yay, beer!]]''
-->--'''Master Roshi''', ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''

->'''Roshi''': Now it's a Nestlé Crunch Bar. [it changes shape] Now it's a Gummi Bear. [it changes shape again] Now it's Nappa.\\
'''Nappa''': [[FlatWhat Wait, what the hell?!]]
-->--''Dragon Ball Z Abridged'', following up on the above

->'''Sara:''' Nah, we're just gonna hang out and drink age-appropriate drinks.
->'''Wirt:''' Like, juice?
->'''Sara:''' Yeah, and whatever. [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Age-appropriate stuff that's not illegal.]]
-->--''WesternAnimation/OverTheGardenWall''

->'''Paige''': Mm-mmm! Nothing like an ice cold [-root-] '''BEER!'''\\
'''Peter''': Yup. A [-root-] '''BEER''' sure hits the spot after school!\\
'''Paige''': You know, I may even have two [-root-] '''BEERS,''' I'm so thirsty!\\
'''Jason''': Say, are you two talking about [-root-] '''BEER?!'''\\
'''Peter''': Why, yes, we are talking about [-root-] '''BEER!'''\\
'''Jason''': What a coincidence! I was just thinking to myself how good this [-root-] '''BEER''' tastes!\\
'''Roger''': Remind me to never again tell the kids what I'm giving up for Lent.
-->--''ComicStrip/FoxTrot''

->''99 bottles of age-appropriate beverage on the wall, 99 bottles of age-appropriate beverage on the wall, take one now, pass it around, 98 bottles of age-appropriate beverage bottles on the wall...''
-->--''WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball'', [[Recap/TheAmazingWorldOfGumballS4E10TheParking "The Parking"]]

->''Maybe it's just the sodas talking, but I think we should work together to win that car.''
-->--'''Mordecai''', ''WesternAnimation/RegularShow''

->''"I propose a toast. Here's to great friends, good food, and family-friendly glasses of fruit juice!"''
-->--'''Purple Toad''', ''VideoGame/PaperMarioTheOrigamiKing''

->''It might look like beer, and taste like beer, and get you drunk like beer, but we're assured it's not beer.''
-->--'''"Definitely not beer"''' description, ''VideoGame/PrincessConnectReDive''

->''"We here are known around these parts for our drinkin' skills... and this just happens to be... a lemonade bar."''
-->-- '''Dingo guard''', ''VideoGame/Sly3HonorAmongThieves''
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