->''"The factory was assembled lakeside. There were start up problems. And a fire. Flooding. An explosion. More flooding. And another fire."''
-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}''

->''"It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black."''
-->-- ''Webcomic/DespairInc''

->''"I'm Deceased Crab, LetsPlay'' {{Eversion}}! ''And I'm starting to realize why the game said, [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotForKids 'Not for children or those of a nervous disposition.'"]]''
-->-- '''LetsPlay/DeceasedCrab''', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTxRJSWU0_k "Let's Play Eversion 3"]]

->''"And then, somehow, it got worse."''
-->-- Common Russian Joke, when asked to sum up their country's history.

->''"The first ten million years were the worst, and the second ten million years, they were the worst too. The third ten million I didn't enjoy at all. After that I went into a bit of a decline."''
-->-- '''Marvin the Paranoid Android''', ''Radio/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy''

->''"If you see God first, tell him shit got worse."''
-->-- '''[[Music/TupacShakur 2Pac]]'''

-> ''"Shit just got real."''
-->-- '''Marcus Bennett''', ''BadBoys II''

->''"Here ends'' ''Literature/TheSilmarillion''. ''If it has passed from [[CrystalSpiresAndTogas the high and the beautiful]] to [[DownerEnding darkness]] and [[ApocalypseHow ruin]], that was of old the [[YouCantFightFate fate]] of [[WorldHalfEmpty Arda Marred]]; and if any [[DeusExMachina change]] shall come and [[ResetButton the Marring be amended]], [[GodCouple Manwë and Varda]] may know; but [[ShrugOfGod they have not revealed it]], and it is not declared in the [[DoomyDoomsOfDoom dooms]] of [[{{Psychopomp}} Mandos]]."''
-->-- ''Literature/TheSilmarillion''

->''"No matter what, there is more fucked up shit than what you just saw."''
-->-- Rule 36 of the Internet

-> '''Mario:''' Take it easy, Luigi; [[TemptingFate things could be worse.]]\\
'''Luigi:''' We're trapped in a dungeon, about to be executed! [[RockBottom How could things be any worse?]]\\
'''Mario:''' Well for one thing, the roof could fall until it flattens us like a pizza!\\
''([[SpeakOfTheDevil The ceiling actually starts lowering]])''\\
'''Toad:''' Very uncool, dudes; the ceiling ''is'' lowering!\\
'''Mario:''' Or the room could fill with water until we all drown like rats!\\
''(The room starts filling with water)''\\
'''Peach:''' We've gotta get out of here!\\
'''Mario:''' Hey, I could think of another way things could be worse!\\
'''Luigi:''' Mario, pun-leeze! [[YouJustHadToSayIt Don't say another word!]]
-->-- ''Series/TheSuperMarioBrosSuperShow''

->'''Cameron Vale:''' What happened to him? Is he better?\\
'''Dr. Ruth:''' Worse.\\
'''Cameron Vale:''' How could he'' possibly ''be worse?\\
'''Dr. Ruth:''' At the age of 22, he was [[AxeCrazy highly self-destructive]]. Now, at 35, he is [[DiabolicalMastermind simply destructive]].
-->-- Discussing [[BigBad Darryl Revoke]], in ''Film/{{Scanners}}''

->''"And you know, sometimes you think it really can't get much worse... and then it does."''
-->-- Website/SomethingAwful user '''[=StarkRavingMad=]''', LetsPlay ''VideoGame/DwarfFortress: "Letsplay/{{Boatmurdered}}"''

%%->''...soon enough, the tag was made to Miss Jackie...and the wheels fell off the wagon.''

->''No, scratch that - the wheels fell off, the car caught fire, then crashed into a bus full of nuns holding babies.''
-->-- '''Website/WrestleCrap''', on the July 8, 2002 edition of ''Wrestling/WWERaw''(specifically, "THAT Jackie Gayda Match")

->'''Dana:''' How is he these days?
->'''Egon:''' Peter? Well, he was borderline for a while... then he crossed the border.
-->--''Film/{{Ghostbusters}} II''

->''"...as a general rule, when things look bad there's always some dickhead who can make them worse."''
-->-- '''Creator/TerryPratchett''' on history.

->''"It's probably wrong to believe there can be any limit to the horror which the human mind can experience. On the contrary, it seems that some exponential effect begins to obtain as deeper and deeper darkness falls, little as one may like to admit it, human experience tends, in a good many ways, to support the idea that when the nightmare grows black enough, horror spawns horror, one coincidental evil begets other, often more deliberate evils, until finally blackness seems to cover everything."''
-->-- '''Creator/StephenKing''', ''Literature/PetSematary''

->''"Remember when I mentioned the Spy plague being one of the worst things that [=GalCiv=] can throw at you? This is worse."''
-->-- [[http://www.computerandvideogames.com/195920/blog/galactic-civilizations-diary-days-1-26/?site=pcg This]] ''VideoGame/GalacticCivilizationsII'' LetsPlay

->''"Two fellows in the SovietUnion are walking down the street. One of them said, 'Have we reached full communism? Is this it? Is this true communism?' The other one said, 'Hell no, things are gonna get a lot worse.'"''
-->-- RonaldReagan, telling [[RussianHumor a joke]] he got from a Soviet official

->''"I'm playing ''[[Film/TopGun Top]] [[TheProblemWithLicensedGames Gun]]'' with the Power Glove. It's like puking on a pile of shit!"''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd'''

->''"But that wasn't the end of Goliath's troubles. No, not by any means. For one thing, his mother gave him a sound spanking with a stout blade of grass. Oh it hurt a little bit, but not half as much as being scorned by the entire herd of elephants. You see, according to the elephant law, deserting the herd is a major offense, and the deserted is branded a soundrel, a rogue elephant, a traitor to that high and imperial order of pompous pachyderms. Oh it was terrible, but worst of all, he had disgraced his proud father, Goliath the first."
-->-- The story record version of ''[[MiscellaneousDisneyShorts Goliath II]]''

->''What does he mean, "When things go bad"? What? This doesn't mean qualify as bad?''
-->-- '''Film/{{Riddick}}'''

-> '''Customer:''' “Yeah, I accidentally spilled some soda into my laptop keyboard.”
-> '''Me:''' “Okay.”
-> '''Customer:''' “So I shut it off immediately, but the keys were all sticky.”
-> '''Me:''' “Okay, so we—”
-> '''Customer:''' “So I decided that I would run it through the dishwasher.”
-> '''Me:''' “You what?”
-> '''Customer:''' “So yeah, I figured it wouldn’t hurt anything if I didn’t turn it on right away, while it was still wet.”
-> '''Me:''' “So, your laptop is—”
-> '''Customer:''' “Well, I didn’t want to wait for it to dry. So I figured I could use a blow dryer on it.”
-> (A blow dryer typically heats up to less than 160 degrees F or about 71 degrees C.)
-> '''Me:''' “So the laptop needs—”
-> '''Customer:''' “But I didn’t actually have a blow dryer, I only had a heat gun.”
-> (Heat guns are shop and industrial tools used to melt plastics, solder, and a host of other things, often generating heat in the 1100 degrees F [about 600 C] range. Keyboards can melt at temperatures as low as 200 degrees F/93 degrees C.)
-> '''Me:''' “So, you need to—”
-> '''[[WalkingTechbane Customer:]]''' “So, the whole middle of the laptop is melted. [[CaptainObvious Do you think I need to send it in?]]”
-->-- Website/NotAlwaysRight, "[[http://notalwaysright.com/laptop-flop-part-6/37523 The Laptop Flop]] ([[HereWeGoAgain Part 6]])"

->All in all, Joanna's scenario would result in virtually all life dying out pretty fast. But then things would get even ''worse''.
--> Blog/WhatIf [[http://what-if.xkcd.com/103/ all the bodies of water on Earth magically disappeared?]]

->''"Looks like things just went from bad to worse."''
-->--'''Leon S. Kennedy''', ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil6''

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