->''If I had to do it all again by bicycle\\
If I had to do it, I would crash my bicycle\\
I'd crush my head,\\
Collect the bread,\\
Crash my bicycle''
-->'''John Linnell''', "South Carolina"

->''I'll sue you,\\
I'll take all your money!\\
Ill sue you,\\
even if you look at me funny!''
-->'''Music/WeirdAlYankovic''', "I'll Sue You"

->''I'LL SUE YOU! I'LL SUE ALL OF YOU! ALL OF YOU ARE GOING DOWN!! I'LL SUE THE WORLD!!! I EVEN SUED MYSELF LAST WEEK! GUESS WHO WON?? MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!''
-->'''John from theroommovie.com''', ''[[Recap/TheNostalgiaCriticTheTommyWiseauShow The Tommy Wiseau Show]]'' (a sketch by Creator/DougWalker mocking them for taking down his [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic Nostalgia Critic]] review of ''Film/TheRoom2003'')

->''Just as another personal highlight: Going back through the correspondence that I've been having over the months for this video, I love the amount of times one or all of us on my end literally said "I don't know what [[CloudCuckoolander he's]] doing". I think that really sums up the whole case better than anything else.''\\
''[[ArmorPiercingQuestion Did you, James, at any point know what you were doing?]] Did you have... any idea? I mean, did you... Did you think you were gonna get ten million dollars, did you think...'' Did you '''think?''' ''DID YOU THINK?'' [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech Did you have a]] [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech thought in your skull?]]
-->'''The WebVideo/{{Jimquisition}}''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qS-LXvhy1Do When Jim Sterling Was Sued For $10 Million By Digital Homicide]]''

->''Derek Smart threatened to sue me once, but that's not exactly an exclusive club.''
-->'''Fragmaster''', [=GameSpy=]'s [[http://web.archive.org/web/20040210014007/http://www.gamespy.com:80/articles/june03/dumbestmoments/readers/index2.shtml 25 Dumbest Moments in Gaming]]

->''"'I'll sue you' is [[UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump Trump]]'s version of '[[Series/TheBigBangTheory Bazinga!]]'. It doesn't really mean anything, but he says it all the time."''
-->-- '''Creator/JohnOliver''', ''Series/LastWeekTonightWithJohnOliver''

->''Question--When should an attorney say "no" to a client? Answer--When asked to file a lawsuit like this one.''
-->-- ''[=McDonald=] v. John P. Scripps Newspaper'', 210 Cal. App.3d 100; 257 Cal. Rptr. 473 (1989) (opinion affirming trial court's dismissal of complaint on behalf of a boy who lost a SpellingBee)

->''Yeah, I'm the lawyer, and you didn't give me a fucking case other than that he's a fucking bitch! Like what do you want me to do?''
-->-- '''[=ToxxxicSupport=]''', ''WebVideo/SMPLive''

->''Periapsis Rocket Supplies is suing us for using their company name. We explained that every orbit has ''a'' Periapsis and that it's not copyright infringement, but their lawyers think otherwise.''
-->-- ''VideoGame/KerbalSpaceProgram2'', "The Perfect Circle" mission briefing
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