->''So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it\\
I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway\\
Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?\\
[...]\\
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now\\
Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit out?''
-->--'''Music/{{Eminem}},''' ''Stan''

->''If it takes a millennium to boil you away,\\
[[WritersCannotDoMath That's .00083 percent in a day]]\\
And not that I'm now suggesting you try it\\
But you lose pounds faster on the Atkin's Diet\\
You ''do'' get dissolved, that seems pretty plain\\
But it happens too slowly to cause any pain\\
What was sold as [[ToThePain a torture unspeakably cruel]]\\
Becomes [[MaximumFunChamber a long dip in a big heated pool]]''
-->-- '''YahtzeeCroshaw''', ''[[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/jim-yahtzees-rhymedown-spectacular/7246-Stanza-Wars Sarlaac is Such Sweet Sorrow]]''

->@@h4t JUST occurr3d to m3 r3c3ntly.@@\\
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-->--Latula Pyrope, ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'' act 6 intermission 3.

->'''Gabe:''' How can you say the [[SuperFriends Wonder Twins]] was about [[BrotherSisterIncest incest]]? I mean, just because he [[MakingASplash turns]] into water, and then she [[VoluntaryShapeshifting turns into an elephant]], and then... Then they... They... Oh My God. And the [[AlienScrappy monkey]]! Where does the monkey fit in?
->'''Tycho:''' The monkey ''watches''.
-->-- ''Webcomic/PennyArcade'', "[[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2002/06/12/ Activate]]"

-> ''[Zoidberg's underwater house has just burnt down]''
-> '''Zoidberg''': [[BigNo Nooooooo!]] My home! It burned down! How did this happen?
-> '''Hermes''': That's a very good question.
-> '''Bender''': ''[Retrieving a lit cigar from the ashes]'' So that's where my I left my cigar.
-> '''Hermes''': [[VoodooShark That just raises further questions!]]
--> --''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''

->'''Richard Castle''': Perfect place for a murder. No one can hear you scream.
->'''Kate Beckett''': No one can help you carry the body up the stairs either.
->'''Richard Castle''': Maybe somebody marched Donny at gunpoint down to the river and killed him there.
->'''Kate Beckett''': If he had a gun, why would he use a bottle [to kill the victim]?
->'''Richard Castle''': Don't ruin my story with your logic!
-->-- ''Series/{{Castle}}'', "The Last Call"

->"Wait a second... if the pit is bottomless, how exactly are you going to fill it with water?"
-->-- '''[[HypercompetentSidekick Shego]]''', ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible''

->''"By the time you figure out what was wrong with that, it won't matter anymore!"''
-->--'''Sauron''', ''[[http://onering.legendaryfrog.com/movies_orse_w.php One Ring to Rule Them All Special Edition]]''

->''"I was standing in the lobby of this hotel just minding my own business and this guy came up to me and said, 'Sir, could you please move? You're blocking a fire exit.' As though if there was a fire, I wasn't going to run. If you are flammable and have legs, you are'' never ''blocking a fire exit...Unless you're a table."''
-->-- '''Mitch Hedburg'''

-> ''"I know I shouldn't, but I can't help but wonder how creatures without arms could make such a device. Or tie up my friends."''
-->--'''Antimony''', ''Webcomic/GunnerkriggCourt''

->'''Seppel''': "Wait a minute! What was [[PowerpuffGirls Professor Utonium]] doing making little girls in the first place?!"\\
''[beat]''\\
'''Misteroo''': "Ew."
-->--''WebAnimation/{{Arfenhouse}} Teh Movie Too''

->''"I see now that my plan didn't make much sense."''
-->-- '''Noah''', ''TheMissingLynx''

->"Wait a minute. How did they open the car door?"
-->--'''Rimmer'''[[note]]referring to a pair of sentient shoes[[/note]], '''Series/RedDwarf'''

->'''Melvin:''' It makes sense, if you think about it!
->'''M:''' No, it ''doesn't.''
-->-- ''Literature/UnrealEstate''

->''"The longer we stand here, the more people are going to question how a fisherman with no engineering background was able to build a sophisticated talking fish robot."''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''

->''"But he delivers it in such a homespun, likable way that you're already halfway home before you realize, 'Hey, that made no [[SoundEffectBleep f@#$ing]] sense!'"''
-->--'''[[Series/TheDailyShow Jon Stewart]]''', on one of Rick Perry's statements[[note]]No, I'm not going to say what it was. This isn't the place for that flamewar.[[/note]]

->''"I still raised the point, 'But why didn't Norman go after {{Spider-Man}} if he was able to? Why would he just [[OrcusOnHisThrone pick up and go off to Europe]] after suffering his worst defeat? Wouldn't he be totally out for Spider-Man's blood after that?' The response I got was, '[[ShrugOfGod We'll figure that out later.]]'"''
-->--'''Editor/Writer Glenn Greenberg''' on ''ComicBook/TheCloneSaga''

->''"When the lights go on, Ben sees a horde of hundreds and hundreds of {{Spider-man}} clones, all in cute little matching Spider-man costumes. You know, where did the Jackal find time or resources to mass-produce the costume? For that matter, where are all these Spider-men using the bathroom? I hate to think the answer might be 'in the corners of the room.'"''
-->--'''''Topless Robot''''', [[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/11/the_13_dumbest_spiderman_storiesjust_from_the_clon.php "The 13 Dumbest Spider-Man Stories.. Just From The Clone Saga"]]

->''"If you think about it, {{Spider-Man}} not only made a {{deal with the devil}}, he came out of it pretty damn good! He gets his aunt saved, his buddy comes back to life, his identity is secure, he still gets to have had a long-term relationship with a damn supermodel back then, and fool around with kinky sex-addicted catgirls now... basically all Satan gets is the thrill of blinking some bridal photos out of existence. ...Um, [[MaximumFunChamber ouch?]]"''
-->-- '''{{Moviebob}}''', "[[ComicBook/OneMoreDay The Devil and Mr. Parker]]"

->''"There's an awkward scene in [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS1E2TheDaleks}} The Daleks]] talking about the TARDIS food dispenser and how it makes energy bars that taste just like the real objects. And it made sense, except for being really stupid and pointless and tedious. But here, the ship, quite frankly, goes a bit mad, starting early in the episode with a long shot in which we can clearly see that the food dispenser has separate buttons for water and... milk. This is absolutely fantastic. Because of course alien species love bovine lactation. Of all the liquids in time and space, they pick water and bovine lactation. Which is clearly about [[ASpotOfTea making tea]]. I mean, that, right there, is the end of any claims that ''Series/DoctorWho'' might somehow, if you think about it long enough, make sense. No. ''Doctor Who'' might somehow, if you think about it long enough, drive you very productively mad."''
-->-- '''Phil Sandifer''', "[[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS1E3TheEdgeOfDestruction}} The Edge of Destruction]]"

->''Claire opines that people will ask questions about the crash, but Bennet informs her she's mistaken, and [[HeKnowsTooMuch no one's going to know a thing]]. An ominous whistling accompanies this declaration, and when Claire, dread in her voice, asks what he did, he answers by looking to the sky, from which a missile appears and blows up the plane. I hate to argue with such a dramatic display, but if someone were going to ask questions about a mysterious plane's mysterious landing, [[MurderIsTheBestSolution I'm not sure an ensuing mysterious explosion]] [[TheCoronerDothProtestTooMuch would get them to go about their day like nothing happene]]d. But I could be overestimating people's average intelligence and curiosity."''
-->--'''TelevisionWithoutPity''' on ''Series/{{Heroes}}''

->''"The episode starts with Lex complaining to his campaign manager that Jonathan Kent is neck and neck with Lex... Lois says 'Look! We're about to put out about eighteen million dollars worth of advertisement! Isn't that great!'\\\
Jonathan, [[WorkingClassHero dutifully ratcheting]], replies, 'Yeah! Shore is, puddin'! But how's we all affordin' that there telly vision?'\\\
Lois: '[[Film/ANewHope These aren't the droids you're looking for!]]'\\\
Jonathan: '[[Film/ReturnOfTheJedi I will take you to Jabba now. I am a good worker, and will be rewarded.]][='=]"''
-->--'''Neal Bailey''' [[http://www.supermanhomepage.com/tv/tv.php?topic=reviews/smallville5-ep11 on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Lockdown")

->''"Seeing the film the first time, I was swept away, and have remained swept ever since. Seeing this restored version, I tried to be more objective...it is remarkable that the Empire marksmen [[ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy never hit anyone important.]]"''
-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert''' reviews the Special Edition of ''Film/ANewHope''.

->''"Why would the ''Prometheus'' crew agree to go on a four-year mission when they're not even briefed on what the mission is until the mission starts? What if the mission [[BoldlyComing involved a gang-bang?]]"''
-->--'''''[[WebVideo/RedLetterMedia Half in the Bag]]''''' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-x1YuvUQFJ0 on]] ''{{Film/Prometheus}}''

->''"Obi-Wan seeks Yoda's help in finding Kamino 'cause it ain't in the records. He interrupts Yoda teachin' a class... it's like a crowded public school or somethin'. All the kids are wearing these stupid helmets and deflecting lasers shot at them by from a ball that Luke used in the original ''Star Wars''... But, like, they could easily ''cut one another'', right? I mean, why aren't you doing this [[NoOSHACompliance in a really large gym where everyone can spread out?]] And aren't they a little young to be handling ''lightsabers''? I mean, look how clumsy the kids are holding them, when Yoda's standing like two feet away!"''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/RedLetterMedia Mr. Plinkett]]''', "[[AttackOfTheClones George Lucas Ruins the Force and the Lightsaber All in One Scene]]"

->''"Wait a second, if their mission is to proliferate their DNA through procreation, why is there [[TokenMinority a gay guy]] in the group?!"''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''' on ''New Guardians''

->''"It's charming until you realize how many [[MagicalSecurityCamera hidden cameras]] this guy must have set up to [[CovertPervert get all this footage.]]"''
-->--'''Bill Corbett''' Podcast/RiffTrax: ''Film/BatmanAndRobin''

->'''Chris''': This, by the way, is the first truly insane moment of the movie, from a super-power standpoint. This dude can '''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Bradley control and create electricity with his brain,]]''' which by all rights makes him one of the most powerful people on the face of the Earth. Patrick Stewart and Ian [=McKellen=] should be straight up wrestling in his front yard to determine who gets to recruit him. And yet, he just cold gets dropped without Sabretooth even breaking stride.\\
'''Matt''': Not to mention that Stryker is collecting mutant powers for reasons weíll get to later. And [[CutLexLuthorACheck rather than grab him up]], Sabretooth just offs him.\\
'''Chris:''' Seriously: How is this guy not just kept in a room in case they ever need to just instantly murder Iron Man? I realize Iím fixating on this, but come on.
-->--'''Chris sims''' and '''Matt Wilson''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-x-men-origins-wolverine-2009-part-o/ on]] ''Film/XMenOriginsWolverine''

->''"What also confuses me is that we have Marty's great-great-grandparents, one of which [[IdenticalGrandson looks identical to his mother]], a Baines. ''They'' produced William [=McFly=], who in turn produces Arthur. Arthur then has George, who marries Lorraine, who has three kids, one of which is Marty. Lorraine, of course, was a Baines. So in order for Marty's mother to resemble Marty's great-great-grandmother on his father's side means either William or Arthur - most likely William - had a child which then went on to marry a Baines, who in turn married back into [=McFly=] family. ...So, the ''Film/BackToTheFuture'' universe had incest even ''before'' Lorraine tried it on with her unborn son. Confused? Me too. [[StuffBlowingUp Let's look at the train crash]]. YEAH!"''
-->-- '''{{MikeJ}}''', ''Hang on a Second''

->''"It's a lot like the iron boots in modern 3D ''[[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Zelda]]'' games: you have these 200kg boots in your inventory; you're swimming in water; you open the menu and choose to put the boots 'on'; you sink to the bottom of the water. Are the boots only heavy when they're on your feet? (Maybe [[AWizardDidIt they're magical]].)"''
-->--'''Tim Rogers''', on ''[[http://www.actionbutton.net/?p=402 Ikaruga]]''

->''"I think people heard about Creator/KevinCostner drinking his own distilled pee in ''Waterworld'' and ran for the hills... nobody wants to see the guy from ''Film/FieldOfDreams'' drinking his wee-wee. I puzzle over it myself. If he has a machine that can distill urine into drinking water, why can't he just purify sea water? After much thinking, I finally decided that he prefers warm drinks."''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' [[http://spoonyexperiment.com/cutthroat-island/ on]] ''{{Film/Waterworld}}''

->''"It gets rather childish at some points in the movie that I can pick apart these supposed '[[InformedAbility geniuses]]' with my high school science education. Take for instance when the astrophysicist hits the hull of the ship with a hammer and goes 'HA! Here is basic physics ladies and gentlemen! If this ship were so super strong then why does my hammer chip the paint. This proves something!' Um, no. [[ArtisticLicensePhysics Strength is not something that is always attributed to rigid inflexibility.]] It all depends on what you need the material to do. Many materials are incredibly pliable yet strong at the same time. Kevlar (for example) is strong to ballistic forces but not to others. You canít just lump in hard=good and hand me this crap as basic physics."''
-->--'''Miles Antwiler''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/03/08/sphere-1998-barry-levinson/ on]] ''{{Film/Sphere}}'' (1998)

->"I can't believe it took me eight months to realize this, but the mom there can't be giving the engines all she's got! She's on the BRIDGE. She needs to be in ENGINEERING!"
-->--'''Website/YouTube''' Commenter Darthkoolguy on a Burger King Star Trek tie-in commercial
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