->'''Pablo''': Mr. Freud would have something to say about your obsession with long, pointy objects.\\
'''Nin''': Mr. Freud could say nothing if his tongue was cut out.
-->--'''WebOriginal/ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum''', ''An Ill-Matched Pair''

->Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
-->-- Quote [[BeamMeUpScotty commonly credited]] to '''UsefulNotes/SigmundFreud'''

->Oh yeah? Well, sometimes it's a big brown dick!
-->--'''Creator/GeorgeCarlin''', responding to the above quote.

->It's a '''SPACE NIPPLE!'''
-->-- '''[[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]]''' shows how to invoke this trope on ''{{Unskippable}}'', ''VideoGame/StarOceanTheLastHope''.

->"No, she's absolutely right," said Zeb, patting the enormous pistol at his hip. "This ''is'' a penis substitute. After all, if I could kill at a range of thirty meters with my penis, I wouldn't need to carry this thing around, now would I?"
-->-- '''Zebediah Carter''', ''Literature/TheNumberOfTheBeast'' by Creator/RobertAHeinlein

Everything's either\\
concave or -vex,\\
so whatever you dream\\
will be something with sex.
-->--'''Dream Interpretation''', Piet Hein

->'''Vulcan Raven:''' Wow. Just... wow.\\
'''Psycho Mantis:''' Freud would shit his pants
-->-- ''TheLastDaysOfFoxhound'', after a JourneyToTheCenterOfTheMind shows that the metaphor for Liquid Snake's mind is a gigantic, penis like building. ([[FridgeHorror And they're standing on a small, grassy hill below said building]]...)

->If it's longer than it's wide, it's a phallus!\\
If it's longer than it's wide, it's a phallus!\\
[[DefiedTrope If it's shorter than it's wide,]] [[InsaneTrollLogic simply turn it on its side]];\\
[[CaptainObvious And it's longer than it's wide,]] it's a phallus!
-->-- '''Anonymous'''[[note]]sung to the tune of "If you're happy and you know it".[[/note]]

->Woah, honey, watch how you're holding that thing!
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick''', on Skeletor's, um, [[NotWhatItLooksLike weapon]].

->Christ, everything in this hospital looks like it's a metaphor for sex!
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob''', on the hospital's treatments in ''Hardgore''.

->''Hey, Finn... Are you thinking about how that guy's bow-tie sorta looked like a bra?''
-->--'''Marceline''', ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime''

->''[[Film/FreddyGotFingered This movie]] is 70% phallic symbol.''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/BrowsHeldHigh Oancitizen]]'''

->''You may have noticed that one of the [[Series/YoGabbaGabba Yo Gabba]] monsters is a flexible salami-like creature with one gaping eye at the top. I'm pretty sure I sketched the original design for that in the margin of a chemistry textbook back in 1985.''
-->--'''CharlieBrooker''', ''Series/YouHaveBeenWatching''

->''...sex between two planes at 35,000 feet.''
-->--'''Creator/TomClancy''', on mid-air refueling.

->''...filth, I'm glad to say, is in\\
The mind of the beholder\\
When correctly viewed\\
Everything is lewd''
-->--'''TomLehrer''', ''Smut''

->''Phallic symbol, phallic symbol.''

-> ''"Magrat says a broomstick is one of them sexual metaphor things."''\\
''Although this is a [[{{Pun}} phallusy]].''
-->--'''Creator/TerryPratchett,''' ''Discworld/LordsAndLadies''

-> '''Elan:''' [[CoitusEnsues What, here? Now??]] What's gotten into you?\\
'''Haley:''' What? I was just overcome with how much I love you. Though the fact that I've been staring at a [[SandWorm huge worm]] all afternoon may also be a factor.