->'''Pablo''': Mr. Freud would have something to say about your obsession with long, pointy objects.\\
'''Nin''': Mr. Freud could say nothing if his tongue was cut out.
-->--'''ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum''', ''An Ill-Matched Pair''

->Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
-->-- Quote [[BeamMeUpScotty commonly credited]] to '''UsefulNotes/SigmundFreud'''

->Oh yeah? Well, sometimes it's a big brown dick!
-->-- GeorgeCarlin

->It's a '''SPACE NIPPLE!'''
-->-- '''[[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]]''' shows how to invoke this trope on ''{{Unskippable}}'', ''VideoGame/StarOceanTheLastHope''.

->"No, she's absolutely right," said Zeb, patting the enormous pistol at his hip. "This ''is'' a penis substitute. After all, if I could kill at a range of thirty meters with my penis, I wouldn't need to carry this thing around, now would I?"
-->-- '''Zebediah Carter''', ''Literature/TheNumberOfTheBeast'' by Creator/RobertAHeinlein

->Simplified.
->Everything's either
->concave or -vex,
->so whatever you dream
->will be something with sex.
-->--'''Dream Interpretation''', Piet Hein

->'''Vulcan Raven:''' Wow. Just... wow.
->'''Psycho Mantis:''' Freud would shit his pants
-->-- ''TheLastDaysOfFoxhound'', after a JourneyToTheCenterOfTheMind shows that the metaphor for Liquid Snake's mind is a gigantic, penis like building. ([[FridgeHorror And they're standing on a small, grassy hill below said building]]...)

->If it's longer than it's wide, it's a phallus!
->If it's longer than it's wide, it's a phallus!
->[[DefiedTrope If it's shorter than it's wide,]] [[InsaneTrollLogic simply turn it on its side]];
->[[CaptainObvious And it's longer than it's wide,]] it's a phallus!
-->-- '''Anonymous'''[[note]]sung to the tune of "If you're happy and you know it".[[/note]]

->Woah, honey, watch how you're holding that thing!
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick''', on Skeletor's, um, [[NotWhatItLooksLike weapon]].

->Christ, everything in this hospital looks like it's a metaphor for sex!
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob''', on the hospital's treatments in ''Hardgore''.

->''Hey, Finn... Are you thinking about how that guy's bow-tie sorta looked like a bra?''
-->--'''Marceline''', ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime''

->''[[FreddyGotFingered This movie]] is 70% phallic symbol.''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/BrowsHeldHigh Oancitizen]]'''

->''You may have noticed that one of the [[Series/YoGabbaGabba Yo Gabba]] monsters is a flexible salami-like creature with one gaping eye at the top. I'm pretty sure I sketched the original design for that in the margin of a chemistry textbook back in 1985.''
-->--'''CharlieBrooker''', ''Series/YouHaveBeenWatching''

->''...sex between two planes at 35,000 feet.''
-->--'''Creator/TomClancy''', on mid-air refueling.

->''...filth, I'm glad to say, is in
->The mind of the beholder
->When correctly viewed
->Everything is lewd''
-->--'''TomLehrer''', ''Smut''

->''Phallic symbol, phallic symbol.''
-->--''Film/TheWickerMan''

-> ''"Magrat says a broomstick is one of them sexual metaphor things."'' *
->* ''Although this is a [[{{Pun}} phallusy]].''
-->--'''Creator/TerryPratchett,''' ''Discworld/LordsAndLadies''
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