->''Now [[Film/SpiderMan1 Norman]]'s a [[MorallyAmbiguousDoctorate billionaire scientist]]\\
[[WellDoneSonGuy who never had time for his son]]\\
[[GoneHorriblyWrong but then something went screwy, and before you knew he]]\\
[[FaceHeelTurn was trying to kill everyone.]]''
-->-- '''Music/WeirdAlYankovic''', ''Ode to a Superhero''

->''"Apparently, a biohazard suit isn't standard equipment even when dealing with substances the lab employees know can transform them into, say, a contagious nipple-cocked herm owl-manta ray hybrid. One must assume cutbacks."''
-->-- '''Nequ''', ''Where to be TF'd: a Satire on [[TransformationComic Transformation Stories]]''

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