->''And it's so easy when you're evil!'' \\
''This is the life, you see,'' \\
''The devil tips his hat to me!'' \\
''I do it all because I'm evil,'' \\
''And I do it all for free,'' \\
''Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need!''
-->-- '''Music/{{Voltaire}}''', "When You're Evil"

->''It feels so good to be bad!''\\
''So '''[[EvilTastesGood delicious]]''' to be a despicable cad!''\\
''It's just so thrilling''\\
''And so fulfilling''\\
''To give somebody the worst time they've ever had!''\\
''It feels so good to be bad!''
-->-- Red's ''VillainSong'', ''[[AllDogsGotoHeaven All Dogs Go to Heaven 2]]''

->''Even now I curse the day--and yet, I think,\\
Few come within the compass of my curse,\\
Wherein I did not some notorious ill,\\
[[BloodKnight As kill a man, or else devise his death,]]\\
[[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil Ravish a maid, or plot the way to do it]],\\
[[{{Frameup}} Accuse some innocent and forswear myself]],\\
[[LetsYouAndHimFight Set deadly enmity between two friends,]]\\
[[EvilIsPetty Make poor men's cattle break their necks;]]\\
[[ThrewMyBikeOnTheRoof Set fire on barns and hay-stacks in the night,]]\\
[[IShallTauntYou And bid the owners quench them with their tears.]]\\
Oft have I digg'd up dead men from their graves,\\
[[OfCorpseHesAlive And set them upright at their dear friends' doors]],\\
Even when their sorrows almost were forgot;\\
And on their skins, as on the bark of trees,\\
Have with my knife carved in Roman letters,\\
'Let not your sorrow die, though I am dead.'\\
Tut, I have done a thousand dreadful things\\
[[ButForMeItWasTuesday As willingly as one would kill a fly]],\\
And nothing grieves me heartily indeed\\
But that I cannot do ten thousand more.''
-->-- '''Aaron''', ''Theatre/TitusAndronicus''

->''"Once bad -- What's the good of turning?''\\
''In Hell, I'll be there-a-burning''\\
''Meanwhile, thing of what I'm earning''\\
''All on account of...''\\
''My name!"''
-->-- '''[[TheDreaded Bill Sykes']]''' VillainSong

->''Let the Galaxy '''burn''', let the Heavens '''bleed'''!''
-->-- ''General [[BadassCreed motto]] for chaos followers, TabletopGame/{{Warhammer40000}}''

->'''Coco Bandicoot:''' "Cortex, why do you keep doing stuff like this?"
->'''Doctor Neo Cortex:''' "Well, actually, it's pretty fun! You should try it! You know, riding around in huge, rumbling machines and what-not... very stimulating!"
-->-- '''Crash of the Titans'''

->''"“The object of terrorism is terrorism. The object of oppression is oppression. The object of torture is torture. The object of murder is murder. The object of power is power. Now do you begin to understand me?”''
-->--- '''O'Brien''', ''Literature/NineteenEightyFour''

->'''[[spoiler:Kristoph]]:''' I killed a man named Smith because I am an evil human being. Isn't that enough?
-->-- ''VisualNovel/ApolloJusticeAceAttorney''

->'''Stansfield''': Do you like life, sweetheart?\\
'''Mathilda''': Yes.\\
'''Stansfield''': That's good. Because I take no pleasure in taking life -- if it's [[FalseReassurance from a person who doesn't care about it.]]
-->--'''''Film/TheProfessional'''''

->'''Axel:''' Zex, I'll play it straight with you. I need your help financing the wedding.
->'''Zexion:''' And I want to help you... why?
->'''Axel:''' Because you'll get to abuse your political power just to prove you can.
-->-- ''AnsemRetort''

->''"I know what it's like to take a life. To feel a future, a world of possibilities, snuffed out by your own hand. I know the power in it. The exhilaration. It was like a drug for me."''
-->--'''Angel''', ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'' ("Consequences")

->''I killed them because I could! Because it was fun! Do you know what it's like to determine another man's fate? And did you see the way the people cheered? The way they feared me? I was like a god! You'd have done the same if you could! Such power!''
-->-- '''Majd Addin''', ''VideoGame/AssassinsCreedI''

->''I am not more sure that my soul lives, than I am that perverseness is one of the primitive impulses of the human heart -- one of the indivisible primary faculties, or sentiments, which give direction to the character of Man. Who has not, a hundred times, found himself committing a vile or a silly action, for no other reason than [[RebelliousSpirit because he knows he should not?]] Have we not a perpetual inclination, in the teeth of our best judgment, to violate that which is Law, merely because we understand it to be such?''
-->-- '''Creator/EdgarAllanPoe''', ''The Black Cat''

->''"C'mon, you know me better than that 'old buddy!' Surely you don't mean to imply that ''I'' need a reason to destroy and manipulate and kill!? OK, all right, fine! OK, all right, fine! How about this reason? Seems as good as any. I do all the wonderful things I do because I want to see the miserable look on the faces of people like YOU when you're wallowing in despair, dismay, grief, frustration, misery... [[FauxAffablyEvil all sorts of other unpleasant nouns...]] I guess you could say I'm bored. At least misery is interesting."''
-->-- '''[[BigBad Yuuki Terumi]]''', ''VideoGame/BlazBlue: [[VideoGame/BlazBlueContinuumShift Continuum Shift]]''

->'''Xander''': That's my radio!
->'''Spike''': And you're what? Shocked and disappointed? I'm evil!
-->-- ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'', "A New Man"

-> ''"Evil is just so much more profitable than good -- and more fun!"''
--> --'''Warp Darkmatter''', ''Buzz Lightyear: The Journey Begins''

->''"What we were after now was the old surprise visit. That was a real kick, and good for laughs and lashings of the old ultra-violence."''
-->-- '''Alex''', ''Film/AClockworkOrange''

->"Iago's soliloquy, the motive-hunting of a motiveless malignity -- how awful it is!"
-->-- '''Creator/SamuelTaylorColeridge'''

->'''Gideon''': Why'd you hurt those kids?
->'''[[spoiler:Jeffery]]''': Because I wanted to.
-->--''Series/CriminalMinds'', "The Boogeyman"

->'''Ben Bradstone:''' I see on the news, on the TV, that people question. They question why-why people do this. It's the same reason people do anything, 'cause, 'cause they feel like it, they like the way it feels. When I was a kid, my dog, Poppy, running across the grass. When I [[KickTheDog hit her]], I liked that feeling. That has not changed.
-->--''Series/CriminalMinds'', "Proof"

->"Mr. Ewing, this is wrong and it's cruel."\\
"You have just uttered my two favorite words!"
-->--'''''{{Series/Dallas}}'''''

->'''Superman:''' Is that how a warped brain like yours gets its kicks? By planning the death of innocent people?\\
'''Lex Luthor:''' No. By ''causing'' the death of innocent people.
-->--'''''{{Film/Superman}}'''''

->''"It's not about money. It's about sending a message: Everything burns."''
-->-- '''SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker''', ''Film/TheDarkKnight''

->'''Alfred:''' Some time ago, some friends of mine and I were hired by the government of Burma to capture a bandit operating out of a forest. They had been trying to bribe the local warlords with gems, but the bandit was raiding their caravans. We searched for months, but we never found a single person who had traded with him. Then, one day, I saw a child playing with a ruby the size of a tangerine. The bandit had been throwing them away.\\
'''Bruce:''' Then why steal them?\\
'''Alfred:''' Because he thought it was great sport! You see, some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They [[EveryManHasHisPrice can't be bought]], [[PerpSweating bullied]], [[PatrickStewartSpeech reasoned]] or [[EnemyMine negotiated with]]. Some men just want to watch the world burn.\\
''[later]''\\
'''Bruce:''' That bandit, in the forest in Burma. Did you catch him?\\
'''Alfred:''' Yes, Master Bruce.\\
'''Bruce:''' How?\\
'''Alfred:''' [[PyrrhicVictory We burned the forest down]].
-->-- ''Film/TheDarkKnight''

->You think I do this[[note]]kill people[[/note]] for '''money'''?! I've been gettin' paid for high-end jobs since... '''forever'''. Have you ever seen me '''spend''' any of it? Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if I have more money than '''[[NormanOsborn you]]''', at this point. No, Norman... I stopped doing this for money '''a long time ago'''. I do it because it's '''fun'''.
-->-- '''Bullseye''', ''{{Deadpool}}'' v4 #12

->'''Billy Costigan:''' You're seventy fucking years old. One of these guys is going to pop you. As for running drugs, what the fuck. You don't need the pain in the ass, and they're going to catch you. And you don't need the money.
->'''Frank Costello:''' I haven't "needed the money" since I took Archie's milk money in the third grade. Tell you the truth, I don't need pussy any more either... but I like it.
-->-- '''TheDeparted'''

->'''Harry Callahan:''' You know, you're crazy if you think you've heard the last of this guy. He's gonna kill again.
->'''District Attorney Rothko:''' How do you know?
->'''Harry Callahan:''' 'Cause he likes it.
-->-- ''Film/DirtyHarry''

->'''Kefka''': "It's not enough... Destroy more... Have got to destroy more!"
->'''Terra''': "Just stop! None of this makes any sense!"
->'''Kefka''': "[[EvilLaugh Mwhehehe]]! Destruction isn't supposed to make sense! It's only fun when it's senseless!"
-->-- ''VideoGame/DissidiaFinalFantasy''

->'''Doctor:''' I still don't see why you want to help [the Silurians]. What can you possibly gain?
->'''The Master:''' The pleasure of seeing the human race exterminated, Doctor. The human race of which you are so fond. Believe me, that'll be a reward in itself.
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "The Sea Devils"

->"Someone had opened a nether gate within the city. Who and why we'll never know. The situation was already so dire before this point it fails me to think of a reason behind such actions. As if someone could possibly want to haste the end of everything for no other purpose than the end itself."
-->-- ''{{Drowtales}}'' side story, [[http://www.drowtales.com/mainarchive.php?sid=5828 "Thalamani"]]

->'''Frank Horrigan:''' Now, you're going to die.
->'''Matt''': Killing me will stop nothing.
->'''Frank Horrigan''': That may be true, but seeing your body rotting on the floor will bring a smile to my face.
-->-- '''VideoGame/{{Fallout 2}}'''

->'''Kotomine Kirei:''' "What other people called happiness did not bring me any joy."
-->-- VisualNovel/FateStayNight

->''This little hamlet has too much boring and not enough burning... Torch everything!''
-->-- '''[[MonsterClown Kefka]]''', ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI''

-> ''"Everything I told you is a lie. [[ColdBloodedTorture This isn't happening to you for a reason]][[{{Beat}} ...]]well, one reason: '''I enjoy it'''."''
-->-- '''The Boy''' / [[spoiler:Ramsay Snow]], ''Series/GameOfThrones''

->''To put it in the simplest possible terms, [Integra], our "purpose" is a total ''absence'' of purpose! You should be aware, fraulein, that there are some people in this world, some irredeemable louse, for whom the means do not ''require'' an end! I speak, of course, of myself.''
-->-- '''The Major''', ''{{Hellsing}} Ultimate''

->''"Why? Why? Just to see the disappointment on your cornfed, gee-whiz face, Superman. And because a great dark voice on the edge of nothing spoke to me and said you all had to die. There is no why!"''
-->-- '''The General''', ''{{JLA}}'' #38

->''"Here's to crime."''
-->-- '''SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker''', ''ComicBook/TheKillingJoke''

->'''Kate:''' ''Why?'' What did we ''do''?
->'''Marsh:''' Why us, goddammit? Why are you doing this stuff to us? You're going to kill us!
->'''Doctor Destiny:''' '''Why? Because I can'''.
-->-- ''ComicBook/TheSandman''

->''"Rivers of blood... Mountains of flesh! A glorious world of pain! Feeble humans, crushed like the insects that they are!"''
-->-- '''Gig''', ''SoulNomadAndTheWorldEaters''

->''I like being bad. It makes me happy.''
-->-- '''Eddie Brock''', ''Spider-Man 3''

->'''Dass Jennir:''' "Why? Why buy a child just to kill her?"
->'''Dezono Qua:''' "Because I could. And to eat her, of course. She was delicious."
-->-- ''Franchise/StarWarsExpandedUniverse: DarkTimes''

->''"I lost track of time because I was enjoying myself so much... It made me feel powerful. It was better than any drug I'd ever had, the high, the rush I was getting,"''
-->-- '''Arron Streets''', convicted thrill-killer

->'''Princess Peach''': We never did anything to you! Why are you keeping us prisoner?''
->'''Wizardheimer''': Because I'm an evil Koopa wizard! I don't need a'' reason ''to be mean and nasty! It's my nature!''
-->''[[SuperMarioBrosSuperShow Super Mario World cartoon, Ghosts R' Us]]''

->'''Franchise/{{Superman}}:''' "Is this how a warped mind like yours gets its kicks, Luthor? By planning the deaths of innocent people?"
->'''SelfDemonstrating/LexLuthor:''' "No. By ''causing'' the deaths of innocent people."
-->-- ''Film/{{Superman}}''

->''"Oh, so you don't like needless bloodshed, Lt. Jaggar? Well that's too bad. [[EstablishingCharacterMoment I do enjoy needless bloodshed]]. Especially from the innocents."''
-->-- '''Archibald Grims''', ''VideoGame/SuperRobotWarsOriginalGeneration''

->''"[[PunctuatedForEmphasis I. Like. To. Kill. Things.]] How is that not clear by now?"''
-->-- '''[[TokenEvilTeammate Richard]]''', ''WebComic/LookingForGroup''

->"What do you think of my cute little pet? Thanks to him, the people of New York City are right now festively, uh, running around and trying to escape. Uh, it's like a big ol' carnival, it's like Mardi Gras in New York or something."
-->-- '''RICHARD Hawk''', ''MetalWolfChaos''

->''"I had rather be a canker in a hedge than a rose in his grace. In this, though, I cannot be said to be a flattering honest man; it must not be denied but I am a plain-dealing villain. If I had my mouth, I would bite; if I had my liberty, I would do my liking: in the meantime let me be that I am and seek not to alter me."''
-->--'''Don John''', Creator/WilliamShakespeare's ''Theatre/MuchAdoAboutNothing''

->[[spoiler:'''Rose''']]: Power, it always corrupts.
->'''[[FauxAffablyEvil Gnarl]]''': Ha, that's half the fun!
-->-- ''OverlordII''

->'''Bullseye''': I once tracked an Eskimo huntsman across 200 miles of frozen tundra on foot and killed him with [[OnceKilledAManWithANoodleImplement an icicle made of my own frozen feces.]]\\
'''Kingpin''': Who on earth would hire you to do that?\\
'''Bullseye''': Nobody. I did that for fun.\\
'''Kingpin''': [[YoureInsane You're a madman.]]\\
'''Bullseye''': [[PsychoForHire I kill people for a living. What did you expect?]]
-->-- '''Bullseye''', ''[[Comicbook/ThePunisherMAX Punisher MAX #6]]''

->''"Listen kid, I'm not gonna bullshit you, all right? I don't give a good fuck what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. [[ItAmusedME It's amusing, to me]], to torture a cop. You can say anything you want cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, [[ToThePain which you ain't gonna get.]]"''
-->-- '''Mr. Blonde''', ''Film/ReservoirDogs''

->"Destroy, for the sake of Destruction.
->Kill, for the sake of Killing."
-->-- '''Unknown Chaos Space Marine''', ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}''

->''Faithful... enlightened... ambitious... brethren. In but a single decade, a few mere swipes of the pendulum, we have gathered a sacrifice to Khorne that will be made legend. Though it was a simpler, weaker voice that illuminated me during my centuries upon the Judgement of Carrion... It was [[WarGod Khorne's]] messenger, who showed me the true path of freedom from our pathetic corpse Emperor. And what is this path, this meaning, this purpose to which we gather the skulls of our foes? [[NietzscheWannabe It is nothing.]] There is no meaning, no purpose. We murder, we kill; it is mindless savagery. This universe is mindless. In mere hours, billions will die. Innocent, guilty, strong and weak, honest and deceitful—ALL of them! They will scream, they will burn, and for no purpose but that mighty Khorne may revel in their bloodshed! And united in this void of purpose, fear or duty... we, shall at long last, be free! Blood! For the Blood God! Skulls! For the Skull Throne! Let, the galaxy, '''burnnnnnn'''!''
-->-- '''[[spoiler:Azaraiah Kyras]]''', ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}: DawnOfWar: Retribution''

->"''I didn't do it for science. I didn't do it for glory. I'm just mean!"''
-->--'''Willum''', ''Chopper Chicks in [=Zombietown=]''

->"''Mommy didn't beat me. Daddy didn't rape me. I'm this way because I am. There's no mystery. Things I do, I do them because I like them! Because I want to!''"
-->--'''Machine'''. ''Film/EightMM''

->''"I had reasons deeper than the deepest ocean! - That was a fuckin' lie! I had no such reasons!"''
-->-- '''[[spoiler:Junko Enoshima]]''', ''VisualNovel/DanganRonpa''

->''"Greed is for amateurs. Disorder, chaos, anarchy: now that's fun!"''
-->-- '''Top Dollar''', ''Film/TheCrow''

->''"It is not that I cannot create anything good, but that I will not."''
-->-- '''[[{{Zoroastrianism}} Angra Mainyu]]'''

->''I became evil for no reason. I had no motive for my wickedness except wickedness itself. It was foul, and I loved it. I loved the self-destruction, I loved my fall, not the object for which I had fallen but my fall itself. My depraved soul leaped down from your firmament to ruin. I was seeking not to gain anything by shameful means, but shame for its own sake.''
-->-- '''[[HeelFaithTurn Saint]] Augustine'''

->''"Why did you kill everybody in the house?"
->"They was home!"''
-->-- '''Creator/RichardPryor''', describing an encounter with an inmate at Arizona State Prison while filming ''Film/StirCrazy''.

->''And people! We kill people! Because they're pests! And it's fun!''
-->-- '''Creator/GeorgeCarlin'''

->'''Terry Silver''': Hey, I LIKE that! I LIKE that, JOHNNY! I'M GONNA USE THAT! '''[[EvilLaugh HWA HA hAA hAhahAaAAhAAAA!!!]]'''\\
'''Kevin Murphy:''' I wished I loved ''anything'' as much as he loves being evil.
-->--{{Rifftrax}}, ''[[Film/TheKarateKid The Karate Kid, Part 3]]''

->''"I enjoy destroying lives. It turns me on."''
-->-- '''Wrestling/VinceMcMahon'''

->''“To see others suffer does one good, to make others suffer even more: this is a hard saying but an ancient, mighty, human, all-too-human principle... Without cruelty there is no festival.”''
-->--'''FriedrichNietzsche''', ''On the Genealogy of Morals''

->''"When you're playing a character of solid blackness, that in itself is very interesting, in the sense that you have no other motivation other than the accumulation of power. It's not so much about not having a moral center, it's just that the only thing that mattered is increasing power."''
-->--'''Ian [=McDiarmid=]''' on playing '''[[StarWars Palpatine]]'''

->'''David''': Lex was also playing piano, and because Isobel’s a bitch she curses Lex [[AndIMustScream to keep playing until his hands bleed]] and he can’t eat or drink or whatever.\\
'''Chris''': Essentially, Isobel’s entire plan seems to be:\\
Step 1: [[BodySurf Possess descendant.]]\\
Step 2: Be a total bitch to everyone.\\
Step 3: ???\\
Step 4: [[MissingStepsPlan Profit.]]
-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-episode-4-8-spell/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Spell")

->''Speaking of our evil CEO who is evil for no good reason...''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]] reviewing ComicBook/BruteForce'''

->''"The first character introduced is Max Menken, played by Kenneth Mars. He looks up at the camera and says 'I hate Superman; big showoff'. That's right, the first real line of dialogue in a Superman movie is '[[EstablishingCharacterMoment I hate Superman]]'...Max also comments that anyone without a last name must be '[[EvilIsPetty kind of weird]]' and that [[BigStupidDooDooHead Superman is pushy.]]"''
-->[[http://healed1337.blogspot.com/2011/01/movie-review-superman-1975-musical.html review]] of ''It's a Bird, it's a Plane, it's Superman!''

->'''[[StevenSeagal Director Seagal]]''': "OK, Michael, you’re the Bad Guy. So act really, like, Evil here."\\
'''[[MichaelCaine Caine]]''': "But look, Steven. You know that, in my character’s mind, he’s not the bad guy. To him, he’s the hero, see. He believes totally in what he’s doing, and in his right to do it. In fact, to him, your character is the bad guy, not he."\\
'''Director Seagal, after staring at Caine for a very long time without changing expression''': "OK, Michael, you’re the Bad Guy. So act really Evil here. Oh, and more ''[[CanonSue Awe]]'' when he sees me enter the room."
-->--'''''Jabootu''''' [[http://www.jabootu.com/ondeadlyground.htm on]] ''Film/OnDeadlyGround''

->'''Pat:''' Kell informs Duncan that because he killed Connor, he's now inherited Connor's curse.\\
'''Spoony:''' Great, he'll [[ImplacableMan have a creepy bald guy whispering at him]] throughout the years.\\
'''Pat:''' Can't Kell just get a hobby or something? Parcheesi? A stamp collection?
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' and '''PatTheNESPunk''' watch ''{{Franchise/Highlander}}: Endgame''

->''"Apparently Charles is enough of a bastard he is not content with [[BastardBoyfriend screwing up Helen’s life]] but [[AndYourLittleDogToo will not pay to keep her mother in the home]]. Can we just admit it here? Charles is Hitler reincarnated. All he needs to do is grow a small Chaplin mustache and make [[SerialKiller skin lamps]] and the picture will be complete. Subtlety movie! I need subtlety!"''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/09/27/diary-of-a-mad-black-woman-darren-grant-2005/ on]] ''DiaryOfAMadBlackWoman''

->''"Firstly, we meet a vigilante paedo-priest, and then kiddy-fiddler #3, who’s identified when he’s clocked by Gyllenhaal lecherously caressing a stuffed rabbit at a candlelight vigil. It’s such a pantomimey, ''[[LifetimeMovieOfTheWeek Lifetime Movies]]'' reveal, that you’re one close-up away from a drool-slavered chin and leaky boner-tent."''
-->--[[http://franticplanet.wordpress.com/2013/12/16/my-top-20-movies-of-2013-the-list-part-1/ Stuart Millard]] on ''{{Film/Prisoners}}'' (2013)

->''"Weyland-Yutani now of the opinion that an uncontrollable biological weapon that reliably wipes out their science teams en masse is totally worth ''openly declaring war on their own country's military'' for. Christ knows how Weyland-Yutani spent their time before the Aliens were discovered; probably [[DastardlyWhiplash threw children on piles of burning money.]]"''
-->-- '''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''VideoGame/AliensColonialMarines''

->'''James:''' The plot of the game is that rebels have gone back in time, taken famous historical figures, and put them in different time periods. ''Who'' are these 'time rebels' and why do they wanna do this? Well, guess what: [[ExcusePlot They're never referred to again.]] Yeah. They're just for your imagination. ''(thought bubble [[ImagineSpot appears over James' head]])''\\
'''Future Punk #1:''' Maaan, wouldn't it be funny if we put Thomas Edison in ancient Egypt?"\\
'''Future Punk #2:''' Hee hee! How 'bout Galileo in the Jurassic period!\\
'''Future Punk #1:''' ''(cackling laugh)'' We're assholes!
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' plays ''BillAndTedsExcellentAdventure'' (NES)

->''"[=Exdeath=] is ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyV''[='s=] primary antagonist, and a rather blatant attempt on Square's part to engineer a [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyIV Golbez]] 2.0. His origins are murky: he is referred to as a Dark Mage, but he's actually...well, [[WhenTreesAttack a tree]]. His ultimate goal is to unleash and control the power of the Void because he's an '''evil''' tree. Most of his time onscreen is spent gloating, blowing stuff up, tying moogles to train tracks, and [[DastardlyWhiplash twirling his long, black mustache while demanding the poor sobbing heroine PAY THE RENT]]. Yeah, he's pretty one-dimensional."''
-->--'''Pat R.''', [[http://socksmakepeoplesexy.net/index.php?a=ff05 "To the Old School"]]

->"Men who kill without reason '''cannot''' be reasoned with!"
-->--'''Stoick the Vast''', ''[[{{WesternAnimation/HowToTrainYourDragon2}} How to Train Your Dragon 2]]''
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