->'''Homestar:''' Hey, guess who I'm supposed to be!
->'''Strong Bad:''' Um...Homestar Runner?
->'''Homestar:''' Hey, you got it! First try! Was it my star or propeller cap that gave it away?
->'''Strong Bad:''' [[DeadpanSnarker It was your unbelievably loose grasp on the world around you.]]
-->-- ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'', [[http://homestarrunner.com/trogdorcon.html "Trogdor-Con '97"]]

->'''Elevator Passenger:''' Cool Spidey outfit.\\
'''Spider-Man:''' Thanks.\\
'''Elevator Passenger:''' Where did you get it?\\
'''Spider-Man:''' I made it.\\
''[pause]''\\
'''Elevator Passenger:''' Looks uncomfortable...\\
'''Spider-Man:''' Yeah, it's kind of itchy... and it rides up in the crotch a little bit, too...
-->-- ''Film/{{Spider-Man}} 2''

->''All of the characters are putting on giant plastic [[ComedicSociopathy Johnny Gat]] mascot heads.''\\
'''Joshua Birk:''' You're robbing a bank dressed as yourselves?\\
'''Johnny Gat:''' Hell yeah, who doesn't want to be Johnny Gat?\\
'''Joshua Birk:''' Ultra-post-modernism? I love it.
-->-- ''SaintsRowTheThird''

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