[[foldercontrol]]

%%(If anyone knows what this work is, would you kindly place it in the proper category?)
%%->What, you ''just'' realized your hero was closer to you than anyone else? Come on. That's not a post-career discovery, that's Villainy 101!
%%-->-- '''K''', ''Antagonist''

[[folder:Anime and Manga]]
->The word "rival" is read as homo. It means getting along so well that people will misunderstand it as homo.
-->-- '''Urabu Shizuru''', ''Manga/FujimuraKunMates''

->You're mine. Don't even bother resisting; you'll only make it worse, and that could be ''painful''.
-->-- '''Megatron''' to Starscream, ''Franchise/{{Transformers}}: Anime/UnicronTrilogy''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Comic Books]]
->(''Joker points a pair of scissors at a woman'')\\
'''Woman:''' Please please don't...\\
'''Joker:''' Between us, this has nothing to do with you... but I've got to get [[Franchise/{{Batman}} his attention]], and so far nothing has worked.\\
'''Woman:''' ...Oh God don't please don't please I'm begging you.\\
(''a shadow looms over Joker and the woman'')\\
'''Joker:''' Finally! I was beginning to think you didn't love me...anymore?\\
(''Joker turns around to see ComicBook/{{Bane}}'')\\
'''Joker:''' Oh, ThisIsGonnaSuck...
-->-- ''ComicBook/BatmanNoMansLand''

->'''Plutonian:''' Those weren't instruments of crime Modeus was building... They were sex robots. Modeus was in love with me.\\
'''Samsara:''' ...That's... That's not... He didn't ''love''... he ''hated you''...\\
'''Plutonian:''' He did both. No thinner boundary on the human map. He'd hurt me, but I was the one he'd never kill. The one whose attention he demanded [[{{Yandere}} to the point he destroyed anything that might compete for it]].
-->-- ''ComicBook/{{Irredeemable}}''

->Does it bother you... bother you at all, really... that Batman likes Catwoman better? (''laughing'') He'll never love you, sweetheart! You can keep screwing with his city, but he's never gonna take you to the prom!
-->-- '''ComicBook/LexLuthor''' to '''ComicBook/TheJoker''', ''Outsiders''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Fan Fiction]]
->Truth is, a spirit of chaos doesn't get to enjoy a lot of consistency in life. All I've had to look forward to are conflict, taxes... And you. I've asked myself many times, "What would I be without Celestia?" And you know what? I never like the answer. Enemy or rival or whatever, you're an important part of my life. The world is more fun because you're in it. And what better day to celebrate you than [[ValentinesDayEpisode today]]?
-->-- '''Discord''' to Celestia, in [[http://fav.me/d5uk3b5 this]] ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' fan comic

->As I look at you my enemy\\
I realize that we are closer than any companions\\
The sight of you stirs my blood\\
To passions greater than any lover\\
For you I traveled these vast desert plains, sword in hand\\
For you I left behind all those I said I loved\\
I am never more alive when fighting with you\\
I realize all my hate is an illusion\\
Your respect is worth more than a hundred empty compliments\\
From those who claim to be my friends\\
As we join in combat this one last time\\
Arms locked together in endless embrace\\
I hope we will fight forever in Sto-Vo-Kor\\
My enemy, my love.
-->-- Klingon poem cited in ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/11828577 Irrelevant Conversations]]''

->'''Nightmare of Dûl Incaru:''' Hunt me if you dare. ''[giggles]'' Do it. Renew the war between us. We are linked through murder and this murder is love. I ''adore'' you, Lord of Loss. Show me you feel the same.\\
'''Ikharos:''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Fuck.]] ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Off.]]''\\
'''Nightmare of Dûl Incaru:''' Never. ''[leans closely and places arms around Ikharos's neck]'' I'm yours. I am your muse. I fill your nights with violence and I drive you to bloodshed. Without me, you are rudderless.\\
''[...]''\\
'''Ikharos:''' I will kill you. I will rend you apart. I will flense your soul into ''nothing''. I will ''end'' you.\\
'''Nightmare of Dûl Incaru:''' ''[smiles]'' I know. Shall we see if it sticks this time around? I look forward to it. You are more dear to me than my own mother, for you have-\\
'''Ikharos:''' Don't you say it. Don't you dare fucking say it.
-->-- ''Fanfic/NoStarsInSight''

->"The only one to defeat you" obviously means "the only one to shag you!"
-->-- The Fangirls of Hell picking up on [[ArchangelMichael Michael]]/[[{{Satan}} Lucifer]], ''Fanfic/ParadiseThwarted''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Film -- Animated]]
->'''Terry:''' The "real" Batman never talked to you much, did he? That's probably why you were so fixated on him.\\
'''The Joker:''' Don't play psychoanalyst with me, boy!\\
'''Terry:''' Oh, I don't need a degree to figure you out. The real reason you kept coming back was you never got a laugh out of the old man.\\
'''The Joker:''' I'm not hearing this...
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyond: [[WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyondReturnOfTheJoker Return of the Joker]]''

->'''Batman:''' All I've ever wanted to do is kill him. A day doesn't go by I don't think about subjecting him to every horrendous torture he's dealt out to others and then end him.\\
'''The Joker:''' Awwww. So you ''do'' think about me.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/BatmanUnderTheRedHood''

->'''The Joker:''' Okay, look, I-I'm fine with you fighting other people if you wanna do that, but what we have is special. So when people ask you who's your number one bad guy, you say...\\
'''Batman:''' Superman?\\
'''Joker:''' Are you seriously saying that there's nothing, nothing special about our relationship?!\\
'''Batman:''' Whoa! Let me tell you something, J-Bird. Batman doesn't do ships.\\
'''Joker:''' What?\\
'''Batman:''' As in ''relationships''. There is no "us." Batman and Joker are not a thing. I don't need you. I don't need anyone. You mean ''nothing'' to me. No one does.\\
'''Joker:''' ''(floats away looking heartbroken)''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheLEGOBatmanMovie''

->'''Batman:''' I'm just gonna come right out and say it. I hate you, Joker.\\
'''Joker:''' I hate you too!\\
'''Batman:''' I hate you more.\\
'''Joker:''' ''(holding back happy tears)'' I hate you most.\\
'''Batman:''' I'll hate you forever.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheLEGOBatmanMovie''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Film -- Live-Action]]
->'''The Joker:''' Oh, you. You just couldn't let me go, could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You are truly incorruptible, aren't you? Huh? You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness. And I won't kill you because you're just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.\\
'''Batman:''' You'll be in a padded cell forever.\\
'''The Joker:''' Maybe we can share one. You know, they'll be doubling up, the rate this city's inhabitants are losing their minds.
-->-- ''Film/TheDarkKnight''

->I used to fuck guys like you in prison!
-->-- '''Jimmy''', ''Film/RoadHouse1989''

->I see you've found my trophy room, Dalton. The only thing missing... is your ass.
-->-- '''Brad Wesley''', ''Film/RoadHouse1989''

->''' Raoul Silva:''' (''unbuttoning Bond's shirt to reveal scars'') Oh, see what she's done to you...\\
'''James Bond:''' Well, she never tied me to a chair.\\
'''Silva:''' (''caressing Bond's neck'') Her loss.
-->-- ''Film/{{Skyfall}}''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Literature]]
->"How dare you touch him, any of you? How dare you cast eyes on him when I had forbidden it? Back, I tell you all! This man belongs to me! Beware how you meddle with him, or you'll have to deal with me." The fair girl, with a laugh of ribald coquetry, turned to answer him. "You yourself never loved. You never love!" On this the other women joined, and such a mirthless, hard, soulless laughter rang through the room that it almost made me faint to hear. It seemed like the pleasure of fiends. Then the Count turned, after looking at my face attentively, and said in a soft whisper, "Yes, I too can love."
-->-- '''Jonathan Harker''''s journal, 16 May, ''Literature/{{Dracula}}''

->'''Helen:''' Hate and love are not so very different things. Both are focused upon another. Both are intense. Both are passionate.\\
'''Harry:''' And there's not much difference between "kiss" and "kill". If you only look at the letters.
-->-- ''Literature/WhiteNight''

->It is a curious subject of observation and inquiry, whether hatred and love be not the same thing at bottom. Each, in its utmost development, supposes a high degree of intimacy and heart-knowledge; each renders one individual dependent for the food of his affections and spiritual fife upon another: each leaves the passionate lover, or the no less passionate hater, forlorn and desolate by the withdrawal of his subject.
-->-- ''Literature/TheScarletLetter''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
->If there's one thing I learned from you, Jack, it's to keep your friends close, and your enemies so close that you're almost kissing.
-->-- '''[[CampGay Devon]]''', ''Series/ThirtyRock''

->'''[[KnightInSourArmor Wesley]]:''' You know that sinking feeling you sometimes get the morning after? [[StealthInsult It arrived early]].\\
'''[[AmoralAttorney Lilah]]:''' (''stretching'') It's like a little death. [[DoubleEntendre Several, in fact]].\\
'''Wesley:''' [[GetOut Get out]]\\
'''Lilah:''' What? No sweet kiss? No "When can I see you again?"\\
'''Wesley:''' (''DeathGlare'')\\
'''Lilah:''' Watch the dirty looks. That's what got me going in the first place. I'll give you this; you sure know how to channel your rage, frustration, and hate. Always a bigger turn on than love.
-->-- ''Series/{{Angel}}''

->'''Spike:''' You can't deny it. There's something between us.\\
'''Buffy:''' [[SickAndWrong Loathing! Disgust!]]\\
'''Spike:''' [[VampiresAreSexGods Heat. Desire.]]
-->-- ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'', "Crush"

->'''Michael:''' You know, I thought after serving five years in a Russian prison you would have found a new hobby.\\
'''Chechik:''' Oh, those five years [[BestServedCold just make me want to find you more]]. You get over the one that got away.
-->-- ''Series/BurnNotice'', "The Hunter"

->I don't know whether to fuck you or fuck you up!
-->-- '''Jon Stewart''', ''Series/TheDailyShow''

->His prince is dreamier than mine... Is that a gay thought or a [[TheRival jealous]] thought? ...No, definitely a jealous thought.
-->-- Inner monologue watching Christian dance for a ballet audition, ''Series/DanceAcademy''

->'''The Doctor:''' [[LastOfHisKind I've been alone ever since]]...[[ThereIsAnother but not anymore.]] Don't you see, all we've got is each other!\\
'''The Master:''' [[LampshadeHanging Are you asking me out on a date]]?
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS29E12TheSoundOfDrums The Sound of Drums]]"

->'''The Doctor:''' You could be so wonderful. You're a genius, you're stone-cold-brilliant, you are, I swear, you really are. [[YouCouldHaveUsedYourPowersForGood But you could be so much more.]] You could be '''beautiful'''. With a mind like that? We could travel the stars, it would be my honour. Because you don't need to own the universe, just ''see'' it. To have the privilege of seeing the whole of time and space -- that's ownership enough.\\
'''Master:''' Would it stop then? [[TerribleTicking The noise in my head?]]\\
'''Doctor:''' I can help.\\
'''Master:''' ... I don't know what I'd be without that noise.\\
'''Doctor:''' I wonder what I'd be, without you.\\
'''Master:''' ''(smiling)'' Yeah.
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E17E18TheEndOfTime The End of Time]]"

->I'll admit in the past I've fantasized about waking up with Will's head on the pillow next to me, except now I picture it attached to the rest of his body.
-->-- '''Sue Sylvester''', ''Series/{{Glee}}''

->'''Sinclare:''' Oh Max, if you really hated Kyle you couldn't have slept with him.\\
'''Khadijah:''' No, Max is versatile that way.
-->-- ''Series/LivingSingle''

->So go on... kiss me... kill me... Do something.
-->-- '''Alice Morgan''', ''Series/{{Luther}}''

->I've often wondered what this moment would be like. Me... you tied up. It's a shame you brought the children.
-->-- '''UsefulNotes/NikolaTesla''' to '''Helen Magnus''', ''Series/{{Sanctuary}}''

->Once this is over, we should really have angry sex.
-->-- '''Bella''' to Dean, ''Series/{{Supernatural}}''

->'''Rick:''' Oh, so you've been going through my Y-fronts have you, Vyvyan? I suppose you fancy me, is that it?\\
'''Vyvyan:''' (''pause'') Yes! As a matter of fact I do, Rick. I really really fancy you, and I want to give you a big girly kiss on the bottom!\\
'''Rick:''' Urgh, Mike, Vyvyan's gone all funny! He says he wants to kiss my bottom!\\
'''Vyvyan:''' Oh! Did I say kiss you on the bottom? I'm very sorry, what I meant was, stick a pickaxe through your spinal column!
-->-- ''Series/TheYoungOnes''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Music]]
->Who will be your pretty little enemy?\\
When I'm gone your world will prove empty\\
I promise, you will always remember [[Comicbook/TheJoker me.]]
-->-- '''Music/CoheedAndCambria''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sok5vFjSN7c Deranged]]"

->Could it be that you need me to keep you out, to run you faster\\
Promise me you'll let me be the one\\
The worst of all your enemies\\
Pretending you're a friend to me\\
Say that we'll be nemeses.
-->-- '''Music/JonathanCoulton''', "Nemeses"

->I wanna hear you scream\\
I wanna see you bleed\\
I wanna wrap my hands around that pretty neck and squeeze\\
If I could make you cry\\
I swear that I could fly\\
If it's not clear I wish that you would\\
Close the door and stay with me tonight
-->-- '''The Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} Fan Musicians''', "[[http://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/jack-and-black-queen Jack and the Black Queen]]"

->You and I go back\\
As far as I can remember\\
When you swore you'd take the world over\\
And I did think you're crazy\\
But also you did look hot in leather\\
...\\
How 'bout less psychosis, more romancin'?
-->-- '''Music/KirbyKrackle''', "Then Again, Maybe Not"

->The magical potion of reanimation\\
Rise from bed my darling\\
So I can see you again\\
So I can kill you again\\
And I'll reassemble you again...\\
(Someday I'll conquer the land and have you slayed)\\
Blast away, blast away, don't be like [=Lancel0t=], you are the new upgrade\\
(I appreciate your thoughts, but you've given me too much to tolerate!)\\
I've done so much for you, but you treat me this way...
-->-- '''Music/{{Mili}}''', "[[https://g.co/kgs/ybrCwZ Ga1ahad and Scientific Witchery]]"

->I can't decide\\
Whether you should live or die\\
Oh, you'll probably go to heaven\\
Please don't hang your head and cry\\
No wonder why\\
My heart feels dead inside\\
It's cold and hard and petrified\\
Lock the doors and close the blinds\\
We're going for a ride
-->-- '''Music/ScissorSisters''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFKUnfwBPTU I Can't Decide]]"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Professional Wrestling]]
->HE'S MINE! HE ALWAYS HAS BEEN!
-->-- '''Randy Orton''' on Kofi Kingston, ''Wrestling/WWERaw'', December 7th 2009
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Theatre]]
->There's a strange exhiliration\\
In such total detestation!
-->-- ''Theatre/{{Wicked}}'', "What Is This Feeling?"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Video Games]]
->...Oh, hello there, Link. I see you're still among the living. Fancy meeting you here. We seem to bump into each other time and time again. Oh, it's not coincidence, though, is it? You and I, we're bound by a [[RedStringOfFate thread of fate]].
-->-- '''Ghirahim''', ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaSkywardSword''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Visual Novels]]
->Then I shall answer you with unforgiving hate, and unrelenting love!
-->-- '''Nyarlathotep''', ''VisualNovel/{{Demonbane}}''
->"Still going to kill you, but now we can enjoy a mutual romantic subtext to the murder!"
-->--'''The Razor''', ''VisualNovel/SlayThePrincess''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Webcomics]]
->'''Frohman:''' So lemme get this straight... you guys complain about every aspect of [[VideoGame/CounterStrike this game]], yet you've been playing every day since 1999?\\
'''[[UnpleasableFanbase Fans]]:''' Yep - pretty much.
-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Concerned}}''

->[[LanguageEqualsThought It should be noted that in troll language]], [[FriendlyEnemy the word for friend is exactly the same as the word for enemy]].
-->-- '''Creator/AndrewHussie''', ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}''

->Who's that there? You're security post? One-eye? Forget you, Vanderbeam, ''that's'' a guy I could learn to ''hate''. I already hate him so much I'm gonna ask him to ''hate-marry me''.
-->-- '''Therin Zarde''', ''Webcomic/{{Starslip}}''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Web Original]]
->'''Super Ninja''' (''holding what looks like a poster of Creator/ChuckNorris''): I hate you, Chuck Norris! I hate you, hate you, hate you!!\\
'''Linkara:''' That's why I printed off this ''huge'' picture of you! ''Hate'' you~! (''{{beat}}'') Marry me.
-->-- ''WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall'', review of ''Creator/ChuckNorris and the Karate [[XtremeKoolLetterz Kommandos]] #1''

->'''Nail:''' Hello? Can I help you with something?\\
'''Vegeta:''' Yeah, the first thing you can do is go die, save me the trouble.\\
'''Nail:''' Ooh, ooh! Is this really happening? Cause I really hope it is.\\
'''Vegeta:''' Oh, trust me, you don’t want any of what I am right now.\\
'''Nail:''' Then come on, bring all four feet of you! Or should I count your stupid hair?\\
'''Vegeta:''' Pretty big talk coming from a bipedal slug.\\
'''Nail:''' Big talk coming from a bipedal bitch.\\
'''Vegeta:''' Oh, ho ho! Oh, I gotta admit, you are the best challenge I’ve gotten out of your people yet! Then again, all I have to compare you to are those villagers I slaughtered.\\
'''Nail:''' Oh, you are DEAD!\\
'''Super Kami Guru:''' NAIL!! Stop making out with your boyfriend! I can hear it from here! It sounds like (''makes disgusting slurping noises'')
-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''

->'''Android 16:''' [[foldercontrol]]

[[folder: He (Krillin) wants pussy like I want Goku. ]]
\\
'''Android 17:''' That sounds a little gay, dude.\\
'''Android 16:''' [[/folder]]

[[folder: It ''is'' a little gay, dude. ]]

-->-- ''[[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged Dragon Ball Z Kai Abridged]]''

->'''Batman:''' ''You belong in a cell''.\\
'''Joker:''' We belong ''together!'' In fact, [[WeddingSmashers there's a ceremony right upstairs]], waiting for us to walk down the aisle, and seal the deal!\\
(''Batman {{Neck Lift}}s Joker'')\\
'''Joker:''' [-Gkkkk... [[CatchPhrase It's a compliment]]...-]
-->-- ''WebVideo/TheJokerBlogs''

->'''[[Music/DavidBowie Kakashi]]:''' So Manga/{{Naruto}}, you and Sasuke are bitter rivals.\\
'''Naruto:''' Umm, that depends, do bitter rivals like to do sex with each other?\\
'''Sakura:''' If their names are Music/DavidBowie and Music/MickJagger they do.
-->-- ''WebVideo/NarutoTheAbridgedComedyFandubSpoofSeriesShow''

->Guys, not only is this monster destroying the city, he's coming onto us!
-->-- '''Jason''', ''WebVideo/TruncatedPowerRangers''

->'''[[BigBad Bakura]]:''' Marik, I... I hate you. I hate you with all my heart. I hate you more than I've ever hated anybody. I hate you so much I can barely take it. In fact, I want to go on hating you for the rest of my life...\\
'''[[TransparentCloset Marik]]:''' Oh, Bakura! I had no idea you felt that way about me! I-if it makes you feel any better, I hate you too. I think I hated you from the moment I first met you.\\
'''Bakura:''' In that case Marik, if we win this duel, let us go and make sweet hatred together. Just you and me. Hating each other. All night long.
-->-- ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''

->'''Kaiba:''' (''over a videophone'') Speaking of disappointment, what's up with Yugi?\\
'''Joey:''' Aw, he's just sad 'cause he lost a children's card game.\\
'''Kaiba:''' (''EyeTake'')\\
'''Joey:''' Well actually, it's more complicated than that. See, Yugi's tryin' to stop these guys from wiping out all of humanity, and in the process he managed to lose the person who means more to him than anyone else.\\
'''Kaiba:''' (''clenches teeth'')\\
'''Joey:''' So he's kind of going through a lot of emotional trauma-\\
'''Kaiba:''' (''slams his hands on his desk'') [[SkewedPriorities YUGI LOST A CARD GAAAAAAAAAAME?!]] I thought we had something ''special'', Yugi! What, is our rivalry just one big ''joke'' to you?! I committed to beating you in a card game, and I thought I could rely on ''you'' to be true to me as your most hated enemy! ''But I guess I was wrong!''\\
'''Yami:''' Kaiba, it's NotWhatItLooksLike...\\
'''Kaiba:''' I bet you say that to ''all'' the duelists! If I ''had'' had parents, they would've said you were no good for me! And one last thing! All those times I got angry and declared that I'd have my vengeance on you?! I WAS FAKING! (''dramatically slams phone down in disgust'')
-->-- ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''

->'''Mercy:''' Go fuck yourself!\\
'''Moira:''' Fuck me yourself, you coward.
-->-- [[http://vashito.tumblr.com/post/182710613761/ohnoafterlaughs-ohnoafterlaughs-fuck-me Tumblr]] ''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}'' fancomic

->'''Narrator:''' ''[reading a submitted question]'' Messi: Who's your best friend, Neymar or Suarez?\\
'''Lionel Messi:''' Um....\\
''[the doors on each side of the room open, with Neymar and Luis Suarez emerging from each]''\\
'''Neymar and Luis Suarez:''' [[BlatantLies No pressure, Lionel!]]\\
'''Lionel Messi:''' Um....\\
'''Luis Suarez:''' Oh, come on! We all know it's me, not the PSG Judas!\\
'''Neymar:''' He said best friend, not ugliest!\\
'''Lionel Messi:''' It's neither of you! ''[the lie detector Messi is hooked up to registers a "truth"]''\\
'''Neymar and Luis Suarez:''' What?!\\
'''Luis Suarez:''' Then who the hell is it?\\
'''Neymar:''' It better not be Antoine [[MaliciousMisnaming Lady-mann]]!\\
'''Lionel Messi:''' It's... [[TheRival Cristiano Ronaldo!]]\\
''[both Neymar and Suarez begin laughing, before the lie detector rings up "truth"]''\\
'''Neymar and Luis Suarez:''' ''[both gasping]'' [[BigWhat WHAT?!]]\\
'''Lionel Messi:''' It's true!\\
'''Luis Suarez:''' But I thought you both hated each other!\\
'''Lionel Messi:''' It's all a lie. ''[the lie detector rings up another "truth"]''\\
'''Neymar:''' I have so many questions...\\
'''Lionel Messi:''' We created a fake rivalry to make more money, OK? ''[another ring]'' Cristiano really is a great guy. ''[another ring]'' He's kind, caring, funny...and he has the softest skin. ''[another ring]''\\
'''Luis Suarez:''' ''[while plugging his ears]'' [[IgnoringBySinging LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA...]]\\
'''Lionel Messi:''' I think... I love him. ''[right as the lie detector rings again, Neymar runs up and destroys it]''
-->-- ''WebAnimation/The442oons'', "Football Lie Detector!"

->He's my archnemesis! I wear his picture in this locket around my neck as proof of my hatred for him!
-->-- '''Edvard Lumiere''', regarding Amadeus Astor, ''[[WebVideo/{{Oxventure}} Oxventure Presents]]: TabletopGame/BladesInTheDark''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Western Animation]]
->'''Heatwave:''' [[ComicBook/TheFlash Flash]] was creative. He'd have run circles around us, spinning away our oxygen.\\
'''Weather Wizard:''' Ha! All ''[[Franchise/{{Batman}} you]]'' do is punch and kick like a child throwing a tantrum!\\
'''Captain Cold:''' The old Scarlet Speedster would vibrate his molecules right outta that bronze.\\
'''Weather Wizard:''' With a smile and an "Aw, shucks" that just made you wanna... ''rip him to shreds'', you know?\\
(''All sigh'')\\
[...]\\
'''Heatwave:''' Is that-?\\
'''Captain Cold:''' [[{{Squee}} He's back!]]\\
'''Weather Wizard:''' (''wipes away tears'') I promised myself I wouldn't cry!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheBraveAndTheBold'', "Requiem for a Scarlet Speedster!"

->Oh my god! I have a nemesis! And what a kiss!
-->-- '''Annie Harris''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Duncanville}}''

->'''Jim:''' I thought we were rid of you, you nefarious yet... ''strangely handsome...'' fiend!\\
'''[[EvilCounterpart Evil Jim]]:''' AHAHAHAHA! You can never escape me! We are as inseparable as cup and saucer, shoe and sock, top and bottom bread slices in a sandwich!\\
'''Jim:''' [[SidetrackedByTheAnalogy Uh, what's the meat in that sandwich?]]\\
'''Evil Jim:''' [[PreAsskickingOneLiner The "meat" is... YOUR DOOM!]]
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/EarthwormJim'', "The Anti-Fish"

->The Dib? The Dib! I don't care how delicious he is, ''he is evil!''
-->-- '''Zim''', ''WesternAnimation/InvaderZIM''

->[[WesternAnimation/TheMask Mask]], your powers are bizarre, unpredictable and beyond the realms of science... [[ArsonMurderAndAdmiration and if you were a woman, I would marry you]].
-->-- '''Pretorius''', ''WesternAnimation/TheMask''

->We met at an evil genius expo in Seattle, and, well, me and Peter, we just instantly disliked each other. And then he foiled a little evil scheme of mine, and I didn't plan it that way, it just happened. [...] It's not that I don't hate you anymore, I do. But look, I- I just think it's time for us to, you know, take a break and start fighting other people.
-->-- '''Doofenshmirtz''', ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb''

->[[LostLoveMontage Without your schemes my life, it seems, is empty]]\\
I spent all my time keeping you from doing wrong\\
You were my only nemesis\\
I'd foil your plans, but still I miss\\
The moments when we didn't get along\\
I fell for you the moment that you pushed me\\
You captured me and held me for so long\\
But now you're doing battle with a panda from Seattle\\
I miss the moments when we didn't get along\\
So search your heart, please, Doctor D\\
And I am sure that you will see\\
That you were always meant to be\\
My only lifelong enemy\\
You gave my life heroic cause\\
Back when my only mission was\\
The moments when we didn't get along
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tWQdDKsPWg "Missing My Nemesis"]]

->'''Dr. Orpheus:''' Oh, it must be ''dreamy'' to have a costumed nemesis. Chasing you... wringing his gloved hands in concern of your every move...\\
'''Dr. Venture:''' You're kidding, right?\\
'''Dr. Orpheus:''' It just seems so romantic.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers'', "Tag Sale - You're It!"

->''But being a magic superhero that keeps chasing the same guy? It’s completely gay. And this is coming from [[CampGay a guy who voluntarily has sex with other men]]!''
-->-- '''The Alchemist''', ''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers''

->'''The President:''' You want a war?! I'll put your outer-space ass in a goddamn Phantom Zone with a bar of kryptonite soap around your neck. You're done, Sanchez! You hear me?\\
'''Rick:''' Oof. He's really pissed this time.\\
'''Summer:''' Why don't you guys just fuck and get it over with?\\
[...]\\
'''Vice President:''' Jesus ever-loving Christ, [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike why don't you two just fuck and get it over with?]]
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty'', "Rick and Morty's Thanksploitation Spectacular"
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->It is a little bit of a mini-tragedy that [Xavier] and ComicBook/{{Magneto}} don't, you know, have sex and become married and become best friends.
-->-- '''[[http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/james-mcavoy-is-a-classy-man/story-fn6ccx45-1226067086143 James McAvoy]]''' shares his thoughts on [[Film/XMenFirstClass Charles / Erik]]
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