[[folder: Live-action TV ]]

->''"Look, eventually you hit a point of diminishing returns on the sexiness."''
-->--'''Jeff Winger''', ''Series/{{Community}}''


[[folder: Newspapers ]]

->''"''I Am Curious (Yellow) ''is not merely not erotic. It is anti-erotic. Two hours of this movie will drive thoughts of sex out of your mind for weeks. See the picture and buy twin beds."''
-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert'''


[[folder: Web Original ]]

->''"This was actually the greatest accomplishment of Harding's career. Hospitals still use the Tonya Harding sex tape when they need to pump several stomachs at once."''
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/7-athletes-who-had-more-crazy-than-talent/#ixzz33B6lIpHL "7 Athletes Who Had More Crazy Than Talent"]]

->''"Donít worry, youíre not the only one who is getting a case of the uncomfortables after looking at Music/MileyCyrus in adult baby drag. Iím sure even Pedobear was like ''ďOkay, thatís enough internet for todayĒ'' before shutting his laptop and whipping it out the window."''
-->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/12/12/miley-cyrus-dressed-like-a-giant-horny-baby-for-her-new-video-because-of-course-she-is/ DListed]]''''', "Miley Cyrus Dressed Like A Giant Horny Baby For Her New Video, Because Of Course She Did"

->''"And for the record, can you tell me the exact moment in your life where it all went wrong? I just want to make sure I never get to the point where naked pics of Nic Cage give me the vapors."''
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2013/11/13/things-that-should-not-exist-ever-nicolas-cage-sex-pics/ Michael K.]]''', "Things That Should Not Exist Ever: Creator/NicolasCage Sex Pics"

->''"It eventually escalates to an eye-roller of a seduction scene that involves [[EroticEating Vincent showing Mary how to make gnocchi]], and if you enjoy that particular dish as I do, never watch this sequence."''
-->--'''''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''' [[http://www.agonybooth.com/movies/Godfather_Franchise.aspx?Page=2 on]] ''Film/TheGodfather Part III''

->''"The boobie prize has to go hands down to Creator/MaeWest who at 77 years old was still playing [[GloryDays the sex goddess who beds everyone]]. This is like when Tom Jones still thought he ďhad itĒ and released "Sex Bomb" as a single. No one bought it, and no one buys the [[TalesFromTheCrypt Cryptkeeper]]-like West as some temptress. In fact the idea of her and Thomas Magnum getting it on makes me throw up a little in my mouth."''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/03/15/myra-breckinridge-1970-michael-sarne/ on]] ''Myra Breckinridge''

->''"Who knows if it will be his real jizz face or if itís just him cringing at himself for actually signing up for that shit."''
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/01/21/night-crumbs-271/ Michael K.]]''' on Jamie Dornan, ''Film/FiftyShadesOfGrey''

->''"Oh my word. Watching a fake Deanna Troi seductively stroking Picardís chest hair is not what I imagined I would see whilst eating my breakfast this morning."''
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.com/2013/11/tng-season-four.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'', "Devil's Due"

->''"No, the true [[{{WWE}} Wrestlemania]] moments canít be manufactured; they have to occur organically. Moments like Creator/MariaMenounosís spray-tan skid mark."''
-->--'''''{{Website/Wrestlecrap}}''''', [[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/18-seconds/ "Sheamus Vs. Daniel Bryan - How long should this world title last? LOL, I'll pretend you said 18 seconds"]]

->''"With the possible exception of the original ''[[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Star Trek]]'', the franchise has never really figured out how to make ďsexyĒ work...The result was pretty people pawing each other in [[UnnaturallyBlueLighting creepy blue lighting.]]"''
-->--'''[[http://them0vieblog.com/2015/04/07/star-trek-enterprise-a-night-in-sickbay-review/ Darren Mooney]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise'', "A Night in Sickbay"

->''"Editorial disliked the notion of Peter Parker having fathered children out of wedlock, but were just fine with the idea provided the father was changed to the nefarious ComicBook/NormanOsborn. Also, it resulted in the following artwork being drawn, and Iím sure youíll agree the entire world wouldíve been [[TheImmodestOrgasm better off without it ever existing.]]"''
-->-- '''''Blog/ToplessRobot''''' on ''[[ComicBook/JMSSpiderMan Sins Past]]'', "[[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/11/the_12_dumbest_spiderman_stories_ever_besides_the.php?page=2 The 12 Dumbest Spider-Man Stories Ever]] (Besides ComicBook/TheCloneSaga)"

->''"Have you ever wanted to read a comic where Spider-Manís kindly Aunt May and Uncle Ben just go at it over the course of one hot, horny summer? If you said yes, then thanks for reading [this article] Creator/MarkMillar, because '''you are the only one'''."''
-->--'''''[=ComicsAlliance=]''''', [[http://comicsalliance.com/the-15-worst-comics-of-the-decade/ "The 15 Worst Comics of the Decade"]]


[[folder: Web Video ]]

->''""Yes. Worse than [[Music/TheBlackEyedPeas "My Humps"]]. The king has been dethroned. There was a time when I was blessedly ignorant about what to do with that big fat butt, but those days are over."''
-->--'''WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows''' on Jason Derulo's "Wiggle" ("Top 10 Worst Hit Songs of 2014")

->''"AWW! Aww, no-- no. No [[BarelyThereSwimwear fringe coming out of the butt.]] That's... ''(sigh)'' that's just unfortunate."''
-->--'''Creator/AllisonPregler''', ''Series/{{Baywatch}}'' pilot

->''"Jesus Christ, this scene is like finding out [[Franchise/ANightmareOnElmStreet Freddy Krueger]] is gonna be your urologist."''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/RedLetterMedia Mr. Plinkett]]''', ''Film/StarTrekVTheFinalFrontier'' rifftrack

->''"This game really disturbs me. But I don't get it! Is this supposed to be erotic? I don't know about you, but I'm not AT ALL turned on by [[ItMakesSenseInContext some old wrinkly shitty witch titties]]. [[{{Squick}} That's fuckin' nasty, man]]! What sick fuck came up with this? What were they thinking?''
-->--'''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''', on ''Philly Flasher'' in his ''Atari Porn'' review.