->'''PointyHairedBoss:''' Wally, the status report you emailed me is blank.\\
'''Wally:''' That's because eagles can't type.\\
'''PHB:''' What?\\
'''Wally:''' The motivational poster in the break room says I should be like an eagle.\\
'''PHB:''' The point of that poster is that your spirit should soar like an eagle while you continue to do mundane work.\\
'''Wally:''' Wouldn't I die if my spirit left my body to go soar?\\
'''PHB:''' You're confusing your spirit with your soul. While your spirit is soaring, your soul should remain trapped in your body, slowly decaying while you create your status report.\\
'''Wally:''' Would it change anything if I got a poster that says "You want it when?!!"
-->-- ''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}'' [[http://dribibu.xs4all.nl/dilbert20050605.html strip]]

-> ''"If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon."''
-->--'''[[http://www.despair.com/motivation.html Despair, Inc.]]'''

->"''Hang in There''. What do you know about real problems?! You're a kitten who's a model!"
-->--'''Scooter''', ''Series/TheMuppets2015''

-> ''"'Conformity: It's the one who's different that gets left out in the cold.' This is a motivational poster?!"''
-->-- '''Marshall''', ''Series/HowIMetYourMother''

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