[[folder: Anime and Manga ]]

->'''[[BridgeBunny Aoba]]''': ''Another'' [[CreepyCoolCrosses cross]] attack!? Why!?\\
'''[[BridgeBunny Maya]]''': Because it's... deep?\\
'''[[DeadpanSnarker Gendo]]''': Ah, don't start start that tired argument again! It was added because the director thought it was shiny, so just move on and continue the operation.
-->-- ''[[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Evangelion]] [[WebVideo/EvangelionAbridged Abridged]]''


[[folder: Fan Works ]]

->Kane says it's symbolic and important, but I'm never certain whether he's serious or spinning nonsense to be mystifying.
-->-- '''LEGION''', ''FanFic/TiberiumWars''


[[folder: Films - Animation ]]

->My crew... was as carefully chosen as the disciples of Christ. And I will ''not'' tolerate stowaways.
-->--'''Hernán Cortés''', ''WesternAnimation/TheRoadToElDorado''


[[folder: Live-Action TV ]]

->'''Nelson:''' ''(Looking at a poster of a stabbed burlesque dancer in a giant martini glass)'' Are these covers supposed to be an ironic post-modernist interpretation of the role of women in the Sixties?\\
'''Maggie:''' Oh, god no, George was just horny!
-->-- ''Series/MidsomerMurders''


[[folder: Music ]]

->''"Oh no! They take it too far.\\
Now all the greatest love songs\\
Are secretly about heroin"''
-->--'''Music/LemonDemon''', "Being a Rock Star"

->''"And you listen to the music,\\
and you love to sing along,\\
and you want to get the meaning out\\
of each and every song,\\
and you find yourself a message,\\
some words to call your own,\\
and take them home."''
-->-- '''Bread''', "Guitar Man"

->''"Hey man did you\\
write that for me?\\
It seems like it,\\
it spoke to me.\\
You made it up,\\
you made it up,\\
you made it up,\\
you make it up."''
-->-- '''Music/{{Starflyer 59}}''', "M23"


[[folder: Webcomics ]]

->'''Elan:''' You know, I always thought that your short hair was somehow [[ImportantHaircut symbolic]] of your character growth.\\
'''Haley:''' Me too! I guess it was just a crappy haircut.\\
'''Elan:''' Weird.
-->-- '''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'''

->''"No. That's not how English class works. What we CAN do is pretend the book is a towering riddle of symbology designed to obfuscate a central theme so simplistic that it can be expressed in a single paragraph during a one-hour midterm."''
-->-- ''Webcomic/SaturdayMorningBreakfastCereal''

->'''Dora:''' Oh, there's TONS of deep meaning there. The pinup girls represent your feminine side, and the dinosaurs represent the oppressive, male-dominated society you were raised in. The wizard and the robot represent the struggle between superstition and technology.\\
'''Marten:''' And the bomber dropping kittens?\\
'''Dora:''' I like kittens.
-->-- ''Webcomic/QuestionableContent''

->'''Nimoy:''' But all fantasy is an allegory for the human condition. Surely the Dark Elf mythos represents ''something''...\\
'''Geoph:''' Geez. It's not that hard to figure out, dude.\\
'''[[MsFanservice Drow Matriarch]]:''' Fan harder, [[GoGoEnslavement slave]]! I want to see the sweat ''glistening'' [[{{Fanservice}} on your pecs]].
-->-- ''Webcomic/ElfOnlyInn''


[[folder: Web Original ]]

->The play I wrote in the 3rd grade about a time traveling ladybug whos really into Jody Watley made more sense than this shit.
-->--'''Michael K.''' on [[http://dlisted.com/2013/11/25/well-i-guess-this-is-one-way-of-commemorating-the-50th-anniversary-of-jfks-assassination/ "Do What U Want"]]

->'''David:''' Im no big [[{{Literature/LandOfOz}} Ozhead]] here, but does the Oz metaphor go any farther?\\
'''Chris:''' You never read the one where the Gnome King is a shapeshifter who murders a Goth Girl because shes selling vibrators in his likeness? Frank Baum was a weird dude.
-->--Chris Sims and David Uzumeri [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-blade-trinity-2004-part-two/ on]] ''Film/BladeTrinity''

->The fact that "Forcing the End" is so packed with weird eschatological imagery and themes, and yet so stubbornly refuses to work, demonstrates that it is not enough for television to be odd. It has to be good.
-->--'''[[http://them0vieblog.com/2015/07/24/millennium-forcing-the-end-review/ Darren Mooney]]''' on ''Series/{{Millennium}}''

->This game - discovering feelings that writers didn't know they had on the basis of things they didn't say - is great fun, and anyone can play it. (There's is a bit-part player in "Prince Caspian" called Mrs Prizzle. Well then, the fact that Lewis chose this name proves that he had an unconscious desire to spank women using the penis of a bull. See how easy it is?)
-->-- ''[[http://www.andrewrilstone.com/2005/11/lipstick-on-my-scholar.html Lipstick on My Scholar]]'', by '''Andrew Rilstone'''


[[folder: Web Video ]]

->''Why do people think [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion this show]] is a masterpiece?''\\
''It's a cartoon about a bunch of giant mechs.''\\
''Interspersed with the story of an emo kid.''\\
''And some pointless religious symbolism.''
-->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNvqtKv1bPo If Anime Were Honest.]]


[[folder: Western Animation ]]

->The rats symbolize obviousness!
-->-- '''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Ralph Wiggum]]'''

->Not everything is a metaphor!
-->-- '''Candace''', ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb''

->'''Stan:''' Goddamnit, there is no deeper meaning in this book! Read it again!\\
'''Assemblywoman 1:''' Oh, so you're suggesting that the author just arbitrarily made fun of Creator/SarahJessicaParker for no reason??\\
'''Kyle:''' Yes!\\
'''Assemblywoman 1:''' But what would be the point?\\
'''Cartman:''' There ''is'' no point! It's just because Sarah Jessica Parker is fuckin' ugly!\\
'''Assemblywoman 2:''' No writer would take the time to make fun of Sarah Jessica Parker just because they think she's ugly.\\
'''Stan, Kyle, Cartman:''' YES, they would!\\
'''Assemblywoman 2:''' It is because Miss Jessica Parker is a metaphor in the book for oppression felt by the lower class.\\
'''Stan:''' What?? Dude, that is not in the book at all!\\
'''Assemblyman 2:''' Boys, this book is an important look at how liberals are hurting this country.
-->-- ''The Tale of Scrotie [=McBoogerballs=]'', ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''


[[folder: Real Life ]]

->Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
-->-- '''UsefulNotes/SigmundFreud''' ([[BeamMeUpScotty probably]])

->In short, it has been shown that no man can sit down to write without a very profound design. Thus to authors in general much trouble is spared. A novelist, for example, need have no care of [[AnAesop his moral]]. It is there--that is to say, it is somewhere--and the moral and the critics can take care of themselves.
-->-- '''Creator/EdgarAllanPoe''', ''Never Bet the Devil Your Head''

->If you have to ask what it symbolizes, it didn't.

->Now they're trying to come up with meanings for [[Music/TheBeatles Beatles]] songs. [[HypocriticalHumor I never understood what any of them were about,]] [[TakeThatMe myself...]]
-->-- '''Music/RingoStarr'''

->Why in the hell do journalists insist on coming up with a second rate Freudian evaluation on [[WordSaladLyrics my lyrics]] when 90% of the time they've [[IndecipherableLyrics transcribed the lyrics]] [[{{Mondegreen}} incorrectly]]?
-->-- '''Music/KurtCobain'''

->''Lazarus Heart'' was a vivid nightmare that I wrote down and then fashioned into a song. A learned friend of mine informs me that it is the archetypical dream of the fisher king... can't I do anything original?
-->-- '''Sting''', liner notes to ''Nothing Like the Sun''

->Some thought there was some greater symbolic meaning behind [[http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2008-03-30 this infamous comic]], and a couple of readers actually analyzed it as a representation of my feelings of women being inferior. Honestly, I just wanted to put [[Webcomic/DominicDeegan Dominic]] in a He-Man harness because I thought he'd look silly.
-->-- '''Michael "Mookie" Terracciano'''

->Suppose you are studying Moby-Dick. Anybody with any common sense would say Moby-Dick is a big white whale, since the characters in the book refer to it as a big white whale roughly eleven thousand times. So in '''your''' paper, '''you''' say Moby-Dick is actually the Republic of Ireland. Your professor, who is sick to death of reading papers and never liked Moby-Dick anyway, will think you are [[SeeminglyProfoundFool enormously creative.]]
-->-- '''Creator/DaveBarry''', "College Admissions"