[[folder:Anime and Manga]]

->''"Oh, hello Ilena. What's wrong? You seem to be missing an arm. Ah, here it is. You can have it back. You really shouldn't leave things lying around."''
-->-- '''[[WasOnceAMan Priscilla]]''', ''Manga/{{Claymore}}''

->''"You give the impression of a gentleman... but you are the worst kind of madman."''
-->-- '''Kakyoin''' to '''Telence T. D'arby''', ''Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure''


[[folder:Comic Books]]

->'''Prometheus''': What's ComicBook/TheJoker like?\\
'''ComicBook/LexLuthor''': Frighteningly sick in the head, but strangely compelling company.
-->-- ''[[ComicBook/JusticeLeagueOfAmerica JLA]]'' [[Creator/GrantMorrison #38]]


[[folder:Film - Live-Action]]

->''"I don't want war! All I want is peace! Peace! Peace!...\\
A little piece of Poland,\\
A little piece of France,\\
A little piece of Austria\\
And Hungary, perchance!\\
A little slice of Turkey\\
And all that that entails,\\
And then a bit of England, Scotland, Ireland and Wales!"''
-->--'''Adolf Hitler''', ''Film/ToBeOrNotToBe'' (1983)

->''"I know you care about him. I've never seen you like this about anyone, so please don't get me wrong when I tell you that Tom, while being a very nice guy, is the Devil."''
-->-- '''Aaron''', ''Film/BroadcastNews''

->''"Your murderers come with smiles. They come as your friends. People who cared for you all your life."''
-->--'''Henry''' to Jimmy, ''Film/GoodFellas''

->'''Brett:''' ...we got into this thing with the best intentions, really. I never--
->''(Jules shoots the guy on the couch)''
->'''Jules:''' [[MemeticMutation Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?]] ''(Brett stares in horror)'' I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue. You were saying something about "best intentions"? ''(Brett remains speechless)'' What's the matter? Oh, you were finished? Oh, well, allow me to retort: [[MemeticMutation What does Marcellus Wallace look like?]]
-->-- ''Film/PulpFiction''



->''"His eyes did not smile when his mouth did."''
-->-- '''Sansa Stark''' on Littlefinger, ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire''

->''"{{Dracula}}'s smile was persuasive, but behind it were his teeth."''
-->-- ''Literature/AnnoDracula''

->''"The important thing is, Hiro, that you have to understand the {{Mafia}} way. And the Mafia way is that we pursue larger goals under the guise of personal relationships."''
-->--'''Fisheye''', ''Literature/SnowCrash''

->''"His beard and his brows were white, and the cast of his face was mild and wise, but his eyes were as hard as hailstones... Mabruk's semblance of affability vanished like a spark on snow, and with the same sound. His whole face became like his eyes."''
-->-- ''Literature/TheLastUnicorn''

->''"While outwardly Tarn seemed charming, [[Literature/JamesBond Bond]] got the impression that the charm was less than skin deep. Beneath the surface lay something malignant; an undertow of bleak, unbalanced evil mixed with the undeniable charisma."''
-->-- ''Literature/SeaFire''

->''"Other stories tell how I eat innocent newborns, how I'm ten feet tall, how I breathe fire and have great dragon wings. None of those are wholly accurate. I don't have dragon wings, I don't breathe fire, I only eight feet tall and [[BlackComedy I've never eaten a newborn that didn't have it coming]]. My name is [[spoiler: [[SorcerousOverlord Mevolent]]]]. What's yours?"''
-->-- ''Literature/SkulduggeryPleasant: Kingdom of the Wicked''

->''"Plumm had an amiable look to him, especially when he smiled. The faithful retainer, every man's favorite nuncle, full of chuckles and old sayings and roughspun wisdom. It was all a sham. Those smiles never reached Plumm's eyes, where greed hid behind a veil of caution."''
-->-- '''Tyrion Lannister's''' thoughts about the [[PrivateMilitaryContractors mercenary]] Brown Ben Pulmm, ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire''.

->''"I know [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Murder's]] the bad guy, and killed lots of people, but you gotta admit he had class. The way he fought... He seemed in control the entire time."''
-->-- ''Literature/SagaOfSoul''

->''"Arcturus Mengsk. There's a name that is synonymous with terror, betrayal and violence. A living example of the ends justifying the means. The assassin of the Confederacy of Man. The hero of the blasted world of Korhal IV. King of the universe. A savage barbarian who never let anything or anyone get in his way. And yet, he is charming, erudite and intelligent. When you're in his presence you feel that he's really listening to you, that your opinions matter, that you're someone important if you agree with him. It's amazing. I have often wondered if men like Mengsk don't carry around their own reality-warping bubbles, and all who fall in are suddenly transported to another dimension where the hellish things he says and does suddenly make sense. At least, that's the effect he always had on me."''
-->-- '''Michael Liberty''', ''VideoGame/{{Starcraft}}: Liberty's Crusade''

->''"Please, do keep digging your own grave. I look forward to your splendidly inevitable demise."''
-->-Ė '''Dread Emperor Benevolent the First''', ''Literature/APracticalGuideToEvil''

->''"Power tastes best when sweetened by courtesy."''
-->--Roose Bolton, ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire''

->(''you must sit down and tell us all about it'')
->Words spoken in that exact-same bantering tone. He had heard them before, of that there could be no doubt. But had Denker been the one to speak them? ''Had'' he?
->(''tell us everything'')
->The voice of an urbane man. A [[WickedCultured cultured]] man. But there was a threat in the voice. [[SoftSpokenSadist A steel hand in a velvet glove]]. Yes.
->(''[[TortureTechnician tell us everything. Omit nothing]].'')
->(''?[[UsefulNotes/TheHolocaust Patin]]?'')
-->--''[[Literature/DifferentSeasons Apt Pupil]]''

->[[PrivateMilitaryContractors Thibor]] narrowed his eyes. "[[OurVampiresAreDifferent Faethor Ferenczy]], you play with me as a cat plays with a mouse. Why? You call me [[TermsOfEndangerment your son]], offer me your name, your sigils. Yet here I hang in chains, with one friend dead and another dying at my feet. Say it now, you are a madman and I'm your next victim. Isn't it so?"
->The other shook his wolfish head. "So little faith," he rumbled, almost sadly. "[[FaceFullOfAlienWingWong But we shall see]], [[AndThenJohnWasAZombie we shall see]]."
-->--''Literature/{{Necroscope}} II: Wamphyri''


[[folder:Live-Action TV]]

->''"He sees the lighter side of everything!"''
-->-- RunningGag on ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000''

->'''Kirk''': You were notorious, Colonel Green, for striking at your enemies in the midst of [[ISurrenderSuckers negotiating with them.]]\\
'''Green''': But that was centuries ago, Captain, and not altogether true! No, there is much I would change now if I could. Don't let prejudice and rumour sway you. *signals men to attack*
-->-- ''Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries'', "The Savage Curtain"

->'''Bester''': Hello, Captain! I hope you don't mind me stopping by to visit. I told the staff we were such good friends; like Holmes and Watson, [[FamousFamousFictional Reebo and Zooty]]...\\
'''Sheridan''': --Fire and water, snake and mongoose..
-->--''Series/BabylonFive'', [[{{Recap/BabylonFiveS04E21RisingStar}} "Rising Star"]]

->''"How would you feel if I killed your family? [smiling] Oh, that's right, I forgot. I did. Still, two wrongs don't make a right."''
-->--'''Azazel''', ''Series/{{Supernatural}}'', "Devil's Trap"

->'''The Voice:''' Shut down the building's backup generator.
->'''Sandra:''' If the power goes out, that generator is the only thing keeping this call center online! Why shut it down?
->'''The Voice:''' Because I asked nicely. I can be more emphatic, but people tend to get hurt when that happens.
-->-- ''Series/PersonOfInterest'', "Last Call"

->'''[[MadScientist Namtar]]:''' You are in no way being diminished. [[MetaphoricallyTrue You are being given a gift]]: you are experiencing a level of [[MultiArmedMultiTasking intellectual]] [[SuperSenses processing]] few beings ever approach.\\
'''Aeryn:''' I feel what you describe. But... [[BodyHorror I am slipping away]]. I feel that too.\\
'''Namtar:''' You must be willing to push off from the riskless shore in order to reach heady new lands.\\
'''Aeryn:''' But as soon as my body reaches the saturation point, [[{{Bioaugmentation}} you will take the DNA features you desire]] and [[YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness discard the rest]].\\
'''Namtar:''' [[EvilGloating I look forward to experiencing the insights you obviously already possess]].
-->--''Series/{{Farscape}}'', [[Recap/FarscapeS01E09DNAMadScientist "DNA Mad Scientist"]]

-> ''"Congratulations. Can you believe this guy?."''
-->-- '''Bob Benson''', ''Series/MadMen''

->'''Sherlock''': Who are you?!\\
'''Moriarty''': [[SomeCallMeTim Jim]] Moriarty. Hi.
-->-- ''Series/{{Sherlock}}''

->''"Good luck on your promotion, Monica."''
-->-- '''{{Satan}}''', ''Series/TouchedByAnAngel''


[[folder: Tabletop Games]]

->It never costs anything to be polite. In fact, it tends to get more cooperation from the people who hire you, the elders who occasionally "[[GotVolunteered ask]]" you to pull missions, and even your targets. You've distanced yourself from any moral issues that might arise from [[IHaveYourWife what you do]] - it's just a way to get leverage over others by placing something that they value in danger. Of course, [[LackOfEmpathy you'd never make yourself vulnerable by actually caring about someone else]].
-->--Roleplaying notes for '''The Bogeyman,''' ''TabletopGame/VampireTheMasquerade - Clanbook: Assamite (Revised)''



->''O villain, villain, smiling, damned villain!\\
My tables, - meet it is I set it down,\\
That one may smile, and smile, and be a villain.''
-->-- '''Theatre/{{Hamlet}}'''


[[folder:Video Games]]

->Bah! You're a traitor to your country and yet you still stand there trying to be eloquent!
-->--'''King Corlo''', ''VideoGame/WonderProjectJ''

->'''[[BigBad Handsome Jack:]]''' Jimmy, please make a note: I'm strangling Mister Moorin for ''[[BerserkButton bringing up my wife.]]''\\
'''Mister Blake:''' (''scribbling'') Choking... Mister Moorin...\\
'''Handsome Jack:''' No, no, Jimmy, choking is something you do when you eat too fast. As I'm crushing Mister Moorin's windpipe with my watch chain, what I'm doing is actually referred to as ''strangling.''
-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Borderlands 2}}''

->'''Hoyt''': '''''I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR FAMILY.''''' It is by ''my'' grace that ''your head'' isn't impaled on the antenna of my car! Therefore, I would like it if you gave a fuck about Jason Brody!\\
'''Vaas''': Okay, Hoyt. Okay, alright.\\
'''Hoyt''': Fantastic! (''beat'') [[MoodSwinger I am really loving this weather.]] What's the name of the village down the road? Beras Town? A bunch of native sympathizers. They stole a transportation manifest that's close to my heart. [[DisproportionateRetribution I'd like to pay them a visit.]] Nice to see you, Vaas.
-->-- ''VideoGame/FarCry3''

->''"[[ApologeticAttacker Forgive me.]] I don't believe we've met."''
-->-- '''Gehn''' after shooting the player, ''VideoGame/{{Riven}}''

->'''James''': Charlotte's got [[BlindSeer Mithras]] stashed away somewhere safe now. He says Charnel's been summoning demons to aid [[OmnicidalManiac Marduk]].\\
'''Charnel''': He ''lies!'' Do not believe ''anything'' he says!\\
'''James''': ... What if he tells me you're a villain?\\
'''Charnel''': ... Don't believe anything ''else'' he has to say!
-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Sacrifice}}''

->''"Shhhh...it's okay to be afraid."''
-->-- '''Scarecrow''', ''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamKnight''

->''"He's actually quite a reasonable man in the way he talks but he's obviously '''very''' disturbed."''
-->-- Creator/JohnNoble referring the above Scarecrow in this interview [[https://youtu.be/tbg9Bqsvifg?t=1m54s here.]]

->'''[[spoiler:[[BigBad Creation]]]]''': [[CasualDangerDialogue You've been on this for too long, Scott.]] [[MechanicalAbomination They're]] barely holding themselves together any-\\
'''Scott''': ''[[BigWhy WHY?!]]'' I have been a good man! ''We've'' been good people! Why have you demons come to torture me and my family?!\\
'''[[spoiler:Creation]]''': I... Um... I- I was saying... That we've gone-\\
'''Scott''': STOP IGNORING MY QUESTIONS! If I'm going to die, at least I want to know why! Can you at least give me that?!\\
'''[[spoiler:Creation]]''': ''(sigh)'' [[ApologeticAttacker Look, I'm sorry.]] [[FalseReassurance It's just the way things have to go. It's just a part of life!]] Um... for us, I mean...

->Hey, ''kid... Wanna see some'' '''''magic''''' ''? I'm Weber... I've been waiting for you... Today is your lucky day. I've got something really special for you. You're gonna love this. Take good care of it!'' Heh heh heh...
-->--'''Weber''', just before giving you the Nitroglycerin[[labelnote:*]]May explode in battle to deal you massive damage[[/labelnote]], Big Bug[[labelnote:*]]Eats its way through your inventory[[/labelnote]] or Blackmail[[labelnote:*]]Kills you after a certain number of turns, unless you pass it on[[/labelnote]], ''VideoGame/DokaponKingdom''



->''"Jillian was finally coming to realize that Wanda was right about [[BitchInSheepsClothing Dame Branch's]] charm. Her kindness was an act, a weapon, a tool."''
-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Erfworld}}''

->''"When I am finished with this minor interruption, we will resume our gentlemanly negotiation. I will proceed to beat you severely until you agree to do what I ask. I trust you won't take it personally."''
-->-- '''[[LouisCypher Doc Scratch]]''', ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}''

->'''Redcloak''': Our alliance with [[BigBad Xykon]] is one of the most important tools we have, and we cannot afford to screw that up. That does NOT mean we should trust him. I know he seems funny and charming, but believe me, when you've seen for yourself the depth to which he'll sink-- \\
(''DescriptionCut to [[PerkyFemaleMinion Tsukiko]] putting on a show of'' [[Series/AmericanGladiators Reanimated Gladiators]])\\
'''Xykon:''' I love it, but can we get more silver spandex on those costumes?\\
(''back to'')\\
'''Redcloak''': --[[NightmareFuel you will never sleep well again]].
-->-- ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''

->''We want to kill you each in a unique and horrible way while the others look on. But first, let's get to ''know'' each other.''
-->-- '''Shufgar''', ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''

->(Having blown the wall down and standing there with glowing red eyes, pauses to dust herself down with a smile) ''Oh dear! Sorry about that! I hope I haven't interrupted anything. I just wanted to visit my friend!''
-->-- '''Posey''', ''Webcomic/TheSanityCircus''

[[folder:Web Original]]

->''"Adrian Brody is some black ops soldier who is literally dropped into a new planet along with other soldiers and killers... They also have a [[TheUntwist failed plot twist]] with Topher Grace who plays a humble doctor who is so nice and hasn't killed anyone at all and if you haven't figured out the plot twist by now you haven't seen a movie ever."''
-->-- '''Miles Antwiler''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/07/13/predators-nimrod-antal-2010/ on]] ''Film/{{Predators}}''

->''"Don't you know it's dangerous to walk alone at night? Someone like me might find you. Poor girl never saw it coming. Slash across her tummy - stomach contents everywhere! ♥ "''
-->-- ''Viral Renegade''

->''"Oh, believe me, I ''am'' bad... I just like being polite about it! Ehe!"''
-->-- '''[[VideoGame/KirbySuperStar Marx]]''', ''Roleplay/WeAreOurAvatars''

->''"{{Musc/Ariana|Grande}}ís own mom thought she was going to be a serial killer. She warned us! I bet that wicked child wishes hoes who cross her into the cornfield. The cornfield might seem like itís a nice place since Ariana isnít there, but I doubt she lets her enemies off that easy. Her music probably [[SuckinessIsPainful plays on a loop]] in the cornfield."''
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/09/16/ariana-grande-latte-really-loves-and-appreciates-her-fans-and-i-mean-the-opposite-of-that-of-course/ Michael K.]]''', "Ariana Grande Latte Really Loves And Appreciates Her Fans (And I Mean The Opposite Of That, Of Course)"

->''"You look stressed, Vader! You appear to be in pain. You need a vacation-here, take a trip on my train..."''
-->--'''UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler''', ''WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory'', "Adolf Hitler vs. Darth Vader 2"

->'''Shaka Zulu''': I've got the strength of a lion and the speed of a cheetah, and we all know you're just a chicken, Caesar.\\
'''Julius Caesar''': Ooh, can I be a hyena? Because I'm going to laugh when I pave roads with the bones of your goat-herding ass.
-->--''WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory'', "Shaka Zulu vs. Julius Caesar"

->''"I'm sorry. Every now and then [[PetTheDog I get these little slips of humanity]], but I make sure to crush them as soon as possible."''
-->--'''Ask That Guy''', ''WebVideo/AskThatGuyWithTheGlasses''

-> ''"But he sat down with Richard Spencer and they had a talk, and Richard Spencer comes in he always doing this thing of'' 'oh it's nice to meet you', [{{stutters|top}} with "your"] '[[PorkyPigPronunciation I]] love your work' ''you know. He comes in and he's very humble and he tries to act like'' 'I don't mind other people' ''but as you slowly chip away at him, you really get to the person that he is on the inside."''
-->-- '''Korey Coleman''', ''WebOriginal/DoubleToasted''

->'''Vegeta''': Don't you understand!? If it didn't grant my wish, then I'm not immortal, and [[EvilOverlord Freeza's]] going to... [[RightBehindMe g-going to...]]
->'''Freeza''': Oh no, don't mind me. By all means; ''give me some ideas''.


[[folder:Western Animation]]

->Dear Jack:\\
Aku ♥
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SamuraiJack''

->''"So sorry, Mr. Simpson. Your house is blocking construction of our new Matlock Expressway. Now, I am a fair man. You will have 72 hours to vacate. At that time we will blow up your house and any remaining Simpsons"''.
-->--'''Sideshow Bob''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

->I ''could'' have done that. ...But then I would've never have gotten to see the look on your face when you were tricked [[spoiler: ''by your favorite little Ruby!'']](disturbingly UnevilLaugh)
-->-- [[spoiler: '''Navy the Ruby''']], ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse''

->Oh, he doesn't change, Orel. That's just his true nature coming out.
-->-- '''Bloberta''' on '''Clay Puppington''', ''WesternAnimation/MoralOrel''


[[folder:Real Life]]

->''"[[UsefulNotes/CharlesManson Charlie]] was always [[SinisterMinister preaching love]]. Charlie had no idea what love was. [[TheSociopath Charlie was so far from love it wasn't even funny.]] [[AxCrazy Death is Charlie's trip.]] It really is."''
-->--Testimony of '''Paul Watkins''', ''People v. Charles Manson''

->''"[[CheshireCatGrin That smile.]] That oily, drippy, disingenuous smile. Itís the kind of smile that lets you know Isiah just got back from grabbing your wifeís ass."''
-->--'''[[http://www.gq.com/story/25-biggest-sleazebags-in-sports Drew Magary]]''', "The 25 Biggest Sleazebags in Sports!"

->''Behind his grinning face was the mind of a calculating monster.''
-->--Introduction to [[Film/GeneralIdiAminDadaASelfPortrait a documentary]] about '''UsefulNotes/IdiAmin'''