->"Okay, this chick wants to be a knight at a time when women aren't allowed to be knights. Well, good for her going against the norm and wanting to be strong. The only problem is ''she isn't strong!'' And I don't mean physically, I mean in any sense... It's just her getting captured and yet still boasting about she's going to be 'the World's Greatest Knight.' Young lady, you ''definitely'' need a career change!"
-->'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' on [[QuestForCamelot Kayley]], ''Top 11 Dumbasses In Distress''

-> "I will now be Sakura~ .... Sasuke! Sasuke! Sasuke! Save Sasuke, Naruto; while I sit here and cry, and not be useful in a real fight.
-> -Imca uses fake tears-
-->-- '''[[Roleplay/WeAreOurAdventuringAvatars Imca]]''' on [[{{Manga/Naruto}} Sakura Haruno]]

-> "We need to get out of here!" I yelled proactively as he carried me, [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial proving I wasn't a whimpering damsel in distress]].
-->'''Fanfic/BecomingFemale'''