->''You're confused? How'd you lose? Why'd you drop your jaw?''\\
''Lost your shot? You forgot, about [[WhatCouldPossiblyGoWrong Murphy's]] [[ChekhovsGun Law?]]''\\
''Furious? Curious? Found your tragic flaw?''
-->-- '''Goldentusk''', adding his own lyrics to the ''Franchise/{{Saw}}'' theme song.

->It is the existence of a weak point that makes somebody a hero. Isn't that great motivation?
-->-- '''Pirohiko Ichimonji''', ''ZettaiHeroKaizouKeikaku''

->Well, every spy is supposed to have a fatal flaw. ''(drinks from bottle)'' This will be mine.
-->-- '''Series/{{Spooks}}'''

->You know, just once in this lifetime, I would like my favorite team to acquire a legendary skill position player who does NOT turn out to be a complete fucking shithead. The Vikings drafted Randy Moss, and I had to spend a decade justifying his existence to myself when he would [[UnsatisfiableCustomer sit down and make a salad]] on the weak side of a running play. Then they got Brett Favre and I enjoyed 95% of a pleasant season with him until all the interceptions and [[CovertPervert dong shots]] took over. Now there's Adrian Peterson, and given everything that has transpired with Peterson in the past six months, I find myself genuinely surprised that we didn't discover he was an insane asshole years ago...Why couldn't he be normal? Why couldn't he just NOT [[AbusiveParents beat the piss out of his kid?]] Other teams have normal players. Is it so goddamn hard? I JUST WANT TO SEE YOU RUN, YOU JACKASS.
-->-- '''[[http://deadspin.com/adrian-peterson-is-a-fucking-moron-1693304284#_ga=1.71846739.132996656.1427258683 Drew Magary]]''', "Adrian Peterson Is A Fucking Moron"
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