->''"It works great! The fat one balances the two skinny ones!"''
-->-- '''Michelangelo''' (Creator/EricIdle) on the number of Christs in his "Last Supper", ''Creator/MontyPython at the Hollywood Bowl''.

->''"Fatty and Skinny went to bed. Fatty rolled over and killed Skinny dead."''
-->-- Old Klingon Proverb

->'''Creator/GKChesterton:''' To look at you, one would think there was a famine in the land!\\
'''Creator/GeorgeBernardShaw:''' To look at you, one would think you caused it!
-->-- Comedy duo

->'''The Fat One:''' Hello, I'm the Fat One, and this is my husband the Skinny One.\\
'''Lorna:''' But don't you have names?\\
'''The Fat One:''' ''[completely deadpan]'' We're the fat, skinny, gay Anglican Marines. Why would we need names as well?
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E7AGoodManGoesToWar A Good Man Goes to War]]"
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