->''They just spent ten minutes showing us Alec Su taking a bath.''
-->-- '''Website/UrbanDictionary''' on fanservice

->''"They do make an admirable attempt to add plot, but like most people I only watch it for perverse reasons."''
-->-- '''Ood Sigma''', on TheDoctorWhoForum, discussing ''Secret Diary of a Call Girl''

->"I just realized for the first time that we're in the ladies' locker room, is in the background, there was a woman in a towel, what was the point of that?"
->"What do you ''mean,'' 'what was the point'?"
-->-- ''Gremlins2TheNewBatch'' voice commentary.

->''And G must show herself in tights\\
For two convincing reasons--\\
[[ShesGotLegs Two very well-shaped reasons!]]''
-->--''[[Creator/GilbertAndSullivan The Grand Duke]]''

->''"So really, the entire purpose of this comic was to get {{Xena}} into skimpy dominatrix gear. Well, I've heard of worse reasons to make a comic!"''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]'''

->''"Dear Movie, thank you SO MUCH for this scene!"''
-->-- '''[[Series/MysteryScienceTheatre3000 Tom Servo]]''', on a shot of [[GirlOnGirlIsHot two women sharing a bed]] in ''The Brain That Wouldn't Die''.

->''"Thereís pandering, thereís shameless pandering, and far, far beneath that, thereís Letís Put LoisLane In A [[StarWars Stormtrooper]] Outfit pandering. [[CantBelieveISaidThat I never thought Iíd say this]], but come on, ''Smallville''. Youíre better than that."''
-->--'''Chris Sims''' and ''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-episode-9-13-warrior/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Warrior")

->'''Strong Bad:''' ''(reacting to a loud roar from the Trogdor arcade machine)'' What the crap was that?
->'''Strong Sad:''' It sounds like the fan's broken! You'll have to get it serviced.
->'''Strong Bad:''' Serviced?!? Where am I supposed to get [[IncrediblyLamePun fan service]] around here?
->''(As if on cue, the [[EnsembleDarkhorse Trogdor]] arcade machine comes to life)''
-->--'''Strong Bad''', ''VideoGame/StrongBadsCoolGameForAttractivePeople Episode 5'', [[LampshadeHanging hanging a lampshade.]] (Note: this denotes fanservice in a general sense, rather than sexual content.)

->''"Seriously, this trailer ''only'' interrupts the action for one reason: [[MaleGaze slow pushes on neat butts]].\\
It probably goes without saying, but just in case, I should point out that these are not [[PlotPoint plot-forwarding]] butts. VinDiesel never says, "Hey, Ludacris, Other Guy, get outta that car and come over here; we need to drive fast cars or those butts are going to '''explode'''!" The Rock never pulls over to the side of the road saying, "Damn, they're getting away with all of the car money. I'd be able to catch them, but I'm out of gas, and my car runs on butts." They serve no story function. Just butts for butts' sake."''
-->-- Website/{{Cracked}}.com on ''FastFive'' trailer, in the [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/i-cant-tell-if-movies-are-being-serious-anymore/ article]] about PoesLaw and trailers.

->''"It's like, 'Hey, we've got this horrible shitty game, but there's a girl taking her clothes off, so you have to keep playing!'"''
-->--'''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' on ''Menace Beach''

->''"Men should be [[HeroicBuild buff]]! Women should be [[MostCommonSuperpower vavoom!]]"''
-->-- '''Hiromu Arakawa,''' creator of ''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist,'' on the copious amounts of {{Fanservice}} in her work.