->'''Yumi''': Ami! I have no room to read my Decibel Destroyer, who totally rules over Knoble Knight.\\
'''Ami''': Ha! Knoble Knight would make mince meat out of Decibel Destroyer. Knoble Knight rocks!\\
'''Yumi''': Decibel Destroyer rules and rocks!\\
'''Ami''': Knoble Knight rocks, rules... and rocks!\\
'''Yumi''': Decibel Destroyer rocks, rules, rocks, rules, rocks....
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/HiHiPuffyAmiYumi'', "Manga Madness"

->''(ColdOpen of Ted, Barney, and Marshall silently sitting in a coffeehouse)''\\
'''Ted:''' Well I guess that decides it.\\
'''Marshall:''' Yup.\\
'''Barney:''' [[Series/{{Friends}} Hanging out at a coffee place?]] Not nearly as much fun as hanging out at a bar.
-->-- ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'', "[[Recap/HowIMetYourMotherS2E07Swarley Swarley]]"

->''"The sun blazes red over the convention center!\\
As red as the blood of all who enter!\\
That's pumped through the hearts into this fearless choir.\\
It's the size and the shape of a fist clenched in ire\\
\\
That's raised to the sky in faith and in duty,\\
That holds that red sun in all its beauty\\
A beauty we all must ignore!\\
As we take the last steps to war!\\
\\
'Cause our movie's better than yours!\\
\\
No our movie's better than yours!\\
Our movie's better!\\
Our movie's better than yours!\\
Our movie's better!\\
No our movie's better than yours!\\
Our movie's better!\\
\\
Our movie's better than yours!"''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'', "Nerds of a Feather"


-> ''"Don't you ever, ''ever'' compare me to ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', you hear me Kyle? Compare me to ''Family Guy'' again, and, so help me, I will kill you where you stand!"''
-->-- '''Eric Cartman''', ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'', "Cartoon Wars Part 1"

->''[Stormcloaks are charging up a hill, ready to attack Whiterun]''\\
'''Stormcloak #1:''' For Skyrim!\\
'''Stormcloak #2:''' For Skyrim!\\
'''Stormcloak #3:''' For Skyrim!\\
'''Stormcloak #4:''' For Franchise/DragonAge!\\
''[RecordNeedleScratch as all the Stormcloaks stop, then turn to face Stormcloak #4]''\\
'''Stormcloak #4:''' Um... I... I... well... For Skyrim?\\
''[All the Stormcloaks then chase after Stormcloak #4]''
-->-- ''WebAnimation/GamerPoop [[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim Skyrim]] #3''

->''"a much salty gratz from [[WesternAnimation/HowToTrainYourDragon2 /r/httyd]]"''
-->-- [[http://www.reddit.com/r/BigHero6/comments/2wtxwh/it_won/cou3rng reddit comment]] on ''WesternAnimation/BigHero6'''s Oscar

->''"What happened when [[Wrestling/EvanBourne Matt Sydal]] and I became [[http://www.wrestling-titles.com/us/roh/roh-t.html World Tag Team Champions]]? You people acted like these belts belonged to Wrestling/AustinAries and Wrestling/RoderickStrong, or if those belts belonged to the Briscoe Brothers. You acted like me and Matt Sydal were like some couple of ham sandwiches that didn't even deserve the belts. YOU COULDN'T WAIT for us to lose those titles. Why? Why did you give up on me when I never, NEVER gave up on you? Was it [[Wrestling/ImpactWrestling TNA]]? You people just never quit. Just because I'm a part of TNA doesn't mean I haven't busted my ass every time I stepped into a Wrestling/RingOfHonor ring. The only people that think there is a rivalry between TNA and Ring of Honor are YOU PEOPLE! Not the TNA office, not the Ring of Honor office and not the wrestlers, JUST YOU! You people act like just because I'm a part of TNA that I'm restricted of what I can do here at Ring of Honor. You people made me pay for a decision I was forced to make over three and a half years ago. Well you know what? I made the right decision then. And if I had to make that same decision today I'd choose TNA all over again.''"
-->--'''Wrestling/ChristopherDaniels''', ''ROH Good Times, Great Memories''

->''"i can't believe it's nearly 2018 and dweeby ass superhero fanboys are still having the [[Creator/MarvelComics marvel]] vs [[Creator/DCComics dc]] debate like y'all just need to accept the fact that neither of them will ever amount to the greatness that is [[Film/SkyHigh2005 sky high (2005)]] dir. mike mitchell and just move on with your lives"''
-->--[[https://storygirl000.tumblr.com/post/632188588579340288/i-cant-believe-its-nearly-2018-and-dweeby-ass This]] Website/{{Tumblr}} post


->''We drive [[CoolCars dope cars]]\\
We bump sick beats\\
Just take a look, son\\
[[IOwnThisTown We run these streets]]\\
Slick chrome rims\\
And [[HellBentForLeather black leather]]\\
The only question is\\
Which one of us is better?''
-->-- '''VideoGame/GrandTheftAuto VS VideoGame/SaintsRow RAP BATTLE''', ''Music/JTMusic''