->What is food to one man may be fierce poison to others.
-->-- '''[[Creator/{{Aristotle}} some Greek guy]]'''
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->Music/{{Creed}} sucks! I HATE you, and I HATE the bands you like!
-->-- '''''Machinima/RedVsBlue''''' PSA

->'''Shirley''': I rented ''Film/TowerHeist'' last night. And I'm not spoiling the ending, but let me tell you, it was quite the hilarious thrill-ride. That Brett Ratner -- mmm! He's a master of comedic action adventure! A master at storytelling. He's just a master at making movies in general! I'm gonna say it: he's the new [[Creator/StevenSpielberg Spielberg]].\\
[''Abed slams his fork on the table, startling everyone'']\\
'''Abed''': I have to go. [To Shirley] You're a bad person. ''You're a bad person.''
-->-- ''Series/{{Community}}'', "[[Recap/CommunityS3E19CurriculumUnavailable Curriculum Unavailable]]"

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[[folder:Real Life]]

->'''Juggalo''': For the most part, an uneducated, pathetic excuse for a human being who listens to the group [[Music/InsaneClownPosse ICP]] who are bold enough to actually consider themselves musicians. People you see wearing "hatchet-man" accessories. They should not be allowed to reproduce, because that is too cruel to future generations.
-->--'''''Website/UrbanDictionary'''''

->There are shows I am a fan of but donít watch because I didnít like what they are doing with it. And Iím talking original Japanese {{Toku}} shows. But I donít go on forums to trash it.I think thatís really lame.As is criticizing a show for 6-11 year old kids and [[PeripheryDemographic you are in your 20ís or older]]. Honestly, Iím speechless! I stay away from Series/{{Teletubbie|s}} and Series/{{Barney|AndFriends}} forums!
-->-- '''Steven Wang''', Executive Producer of ''Series/KamenRiderDragonKnight''

->Maybe youíre one of those people who spend more man-hours proudly telling everyone whoíll listen about how youíve never watched ''Series/BigBrother'' than the people involved in making it spent, well, making it. Perhaps you wear your BB-hatred like a badge of honour, joining every ďI hate BB!Ē Facebook group you can find and letting everyone know youíve got better things to do with your time, well whoopee-balls for you. Maybe I donít like your face, but I donít keep harping on about it. ([[BigStupidDooDooHead I donít like your face]], as it happens. Itís too wide at the top and youíve got a stupid chin)
-->--'''[[http://franticplanet.wordpress.com/2009/11/28/top-10-tv-shows-of-the-decade-%E2%80%93-6/ Stuart Millard]]'''

->'I don't know much about art,' you aver, 'but I know what I like.' Actually you don't. You have been browbeaten into feigning pleasure at the sight of so-called art that actually makes your skin crawl, and you are afraid to admit it for fear of seeming dull. This has gone on for so long that you have forgotten your own mind. Do not fear: in a few minutes' reading I can break the spell and liberate you from this unseemly condition. [...] There are, of course, people who truly appreciate abstract art. You aren't one of them; you are a decent, sensible sort of person without a chip on your shoulder against the world.
-->-- '''David P. Goldman''', ''[[http://www.atimes.com/atimes/Front_Page/IA30Aa04.html Admit it - you really hate modern art]]''

->[[ILoveTheSmellOfXInTheMorning I love the smell of burning gamers]] in the morning.
--> -- {{Media Watchdog|s}} '''Jack Thompson'''

->Rob Ford is a crack-smoking Bills fan. Which comes first, the chicken or the egg?
-->--'''Will Brinson''', 1.12.13 Tweet

->You people have won the Worst Fans on the Fucking Planet title belt for 30 years in a row. You're horrible when you win, and you're [[SoreLoser especially horrible when you lose]]ói.e., when you get to drive more nails into your wrists and drag your stupid crosses from WEEI to WBZ and back again. Even in good times, you assholes show off your losses like a kindergartener showing off a booboo. ''THIS IS THE SKINNED KNUCKLE I GAWT WHEN TYREE MADE THAT LUCKY CATCH! [[HollywoodNewEngland SOME SCAHHHHHS NEVAH HEAL!]]'' You have three Super Bowl titles and yet you will invariably find a way to bitch about the ones you didn't (and shouldn't) have won. You will simultaneously wax nostalgic for the old days and curse them in equal measure. You will complain about Belichick losing his touch while simultaneously lording his genius over opposing fans. You'll brag about Robert Kraft's classiness while threatening to fist someone's ladyfriend for wearing a Giants jersey to Gillette Stadium...I fucking hate the Patriots and my favorite day of every year is the day they get knocked out of the playoffs.
-->--'''[[http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2013-new-england-patriots-1238962098 Drew Magary]]''', "Why Your Team Sucks 2013: New England Patriots"

->Those who think ''Transformers'' is a great or even a good film are, may I tactfully suggest, not sufficiently evolved.
-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert''' [[http://www.rogerebert.com/rogers-journal/im-a-proud-brainiac on]] ''Film/TransformersRevengeOfTheFallen'' fans

->I don't care how many people actually likes this. The ones who are saying 'check your brain in at the door' checked their brains as soon as they were given birth to.
-->-- '''Co-Host 3000''' on ''Film/TransformersDarkOfTheMoon'', ''WebAnimation/{{Spill}}''

->Any human dumb enough to voluntarily sit through a second helping of that unremitting fecal spew really ought to just get up and leave the planet via the nearest window before their continued presence does lasting damage to the gene pool.
-->-- '''Creator/CharlieBrooker''' on ''Film/TransformersRevengeOfTheFallen'' fans

->I hate to be the one to say this, but if you like the new ''[[Film/TheAmazingSpiderMan Spider-Man]]'' movies, you're a wrong idiot. This isn't up for discussion.
-->--'''[[http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-things-that-must-happen-to-keep-marvel-movies-awesome/#ixzz3AD3MYU2M J.F. Sargent]]''', '''''{{Website/Cracked}}'''''

->Deadline says that ''[[Film/FiftyShadesOfGrey Fifty Shits]]'', which cost $40 million to make, has broken all kinds of records. Itís the biggest February opening since ''[[Film/ThePassionOfTheChrist Passion of the Christ]]'' opened with $83.9 million in 2004. It also broke the record for the biggest Valentineís Day and Presidentís Day weekend openings. It also beat Music/JustinBieberís record for the most number of women its left disappointed and cold inside. No, I watched the local news on Friday night and they were interviewing people as they came out of the theater. 80% of them were middle-aged moms wearing Sofia by Sofia Vergara jeans. One of them kept going on and on about how much she loved it and she didnít want it to end. Her crotch sounded like a mop being wrung out when she walked away [[CrazyCatLady and I prayed for her cats who probably didnít hear the end of it when she got home.]]\\\
So, see, that shit brought somebody happiness. And Iím sure the BDSM community will embrace it when doms realize that if they [[SuckinessIsPainful really want to test their subsí pain threshold]], theyíll make them watch Fifty Shades while wearing [[http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/fiftyshadestorturedevice-500x304.jpg this.]]
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/02/15/fifty-shades-of-grey-is-expected-to-make-80-million-in-3-days/ Michael K.]]'''

->''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVIII'' sucks and '''''YOU''''' suck for liking it!
-->-- '''Noah "''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment The Spoony One]]''" Antwiler'''

->Now I have stuck up for [Michael] Cimino in the past going so far as to defend ''Film/HeavensGate'' and say it is a very good effort. My generosity has come to an end. IÖf*ckingÖHATE ''The Sunchaser''!!! Hate is too soft a word but it is what I will go with for the moment. My hate might even transcend the film itself to people that would have balls enough to admit they like it. Iím not sure.
-->-- '''[[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/02/01/the-sunchaser-1996-michael-cimino/ Miles Antwiler]]''', proving {{it runs in the family}}

->Those who say this is the greatest ''New Adventure'' are simply wrong, and very probably lack souls.
-->--'''Dr. Phil Sandifer''' [[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2013/09/bat-anti-review-blog.html on]] ''[[Literature/VirginNewAdventures Timewyrm: Exodus]]''

->''ComicStrip/FamilyCircus'' has been shitting in the mouth of comedy for 51 years and we need to fight back... Can you imagine what it would be like if you found something like this funny? You'd be both the happiest and most-punched person in the world, and I am really glad you don't exist. But in case you do, seriously: Fuck you.
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-family-circus-cartoons-improved-with-dick-jokes/#ixzz31r72KYTx "6 Family Circus Cartoons Improved With Dick Jokes"]]

->''"We live in quite an interesting age. You can tell someone's sexual orientation and level of education from just their interests."''
-->-- Signature on Website/DeviantART.

->Creator/AdultSwim is kind of like [[{{Imageboards}} 4chan]]. In the beginning they were both small corners of the world where American {{anime}} fans could congregate. Then a bunch of [[FanHater anime-haters]] hop on board and [[NetworkDecay complain about the content that started it all.]]
-->-- '''hwkerins'''; Website/YouTube user, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdGhgHj1GCE commenting on an old Adult Swim bumper.]]

-> ''"You're a terrorist for liking WesternAnimation/CodeLyoko."''
-->-- '''Yet ANOTHER dA comment'''.

->''"No, [''Series/ANTFarm''] is not the best show on Creator/DisneyChannel. Even if it was that wouldn't say much about DC since the quality of all their shows has tanked since the end of ''Series/WizardsOfWaverlyPlace''. It's fools like the the [sic] OP and the second poster who actually think this show is funny. And it's not adults or so called "haters", idiot. It's just people with common sense and good taste in humor that know this show is far from funny. ''ANT Farm'' is crap."''
-->-- ''Website/IMDb'' user '''[[http://www.imdb.com/user/ur5893534/boards/profile/ lilej2]]'''

->''"...I don't like [[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]] or [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]] because I don't like reviews where the reviewer puts more time reviewing the FANS over the WORK they claim to be reviewing. When you start insulting the perceived target demographic rather than start actually reviewing the damn work, which is why I clicked that link in the first place, then my cursor quickly goes to the 'back' button because it's amazing how many reviews just turn into [[http://ualuealuealeuale.ytmnd.com/ ualuealuealeuale]]."''
-->-- A [[HypocriticalHumor Negative review]] of game reviews.

->''"For you 14 year olds that listen to [[Music/{{Dragonforce}} faggotforce]] and other gay bands, complexity and speed does not make music good. When you mature as musicians you will realize the genius of bands like sabbath."''
-->-- Comment on a Website/YouTube video of a Music/BlackSabbath song

->''"doing shirase ''[''in ''Tetris: The Grand Master 3''''] to level 400 is a crime in itself"''
--> -- A troll in a chatroom about ''VideoGame/{{Tetris}}''

->''"Every time you watch a [[WesternAnimation/TotalDramaIsland Canadian]] [[WesternAnimation/TotalDramaAction show]] [[WesternAnimation/{{Sixteen}} about]] [[WesternAnimation/{{Stoked}} teenagers]], an angel dies."''
-->-- A poster on 4chan's /co/ board

->''"I am an anime hater. I support the ban, not because i think it's evil because I think it's retarded."''
-->-- Comment on a ''[=GamePolitics=]'' story on ''[=RapeLay=]'' bannings

->''"The biggest mistakes caused by the Pokťmon franchise.... 1. Zero's fanbase: What is worse than this mockery of villans? The fact that some people actually like him."''
-->-- ''[[http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/100_Worst_Pokťmon_Cash-ins Uncyclopedia]]''

->''"Having a favorite character from "[[Series/StarTrekEnterprise Enterprise]]" is like having a favorite position to be raped in."''
-->-- [[Website/SomethingAwful Weekend Web]] on IMDB from 2004

->''"Sorry to burst your bubble, fanboys, but it's true. If you love Shiny Toy Guns, chances are you like penises in your butt and mouth."''
-->-- Rather homophobic segment of a comment on a Website/YouTube video of Shiny Toy Guns' cover of ''Major Tom'' (strangely enough, earlier in that comment, the writer admitted to liking Shiny Toy Guns)

->''"People like you are the reason why VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII has gotten so much hate recently. They don't call it the most overrated game of all time for nothing. So you think you're part of a majority, huh? More like minority, douche."''
-->-- Website/YouTube video comment responding to a comment defending [=FF7=] from a negative review. (However the defending comment stated that the writer simply disagrees with the review, suggesting that the writer of the above quotation was overreacting.)

->''"Twitards are the most delusional, psychotic, braindead cultural pollutants since video game fanboys and need to be purged from their shitty cults. Grab your shotguns everyone who hates Twilight! It's hunting season!"''
-->-- Website/YouTube video comment

->''"Never underestimate the power of fangirls. They have the ability to make people hate entire series and genres merely because they dislike the fangirls."
-->-- a quote from [[Website/DeviantArt dAmn]] about fangirls and peoples' tendency to judge works solely on their fandom.

->''"The only thing personally that sucks about [[SonicTheHedgehog Sonic]] is the fanbase. I mean it's comprised of insane fanboys such as recolors, retro fags, obessessed lunatics, furries and such that it becomes rare to find a sane fan."
-->-- Website/YouTube video comment

->''"Yaoi fangirls make me want to punch puppies."''
-->-- An Anti-Yaoi stamp on Website/DeviantArt.

->''"like crocs? go fuck your uncle!!!!"''
-->-- Wall post from a major anti-Crocs group on {{Facebook}}

->''"So instead of wasting 912312993021' ''(sic)'' hours mastering that shit, go and do something productive."''
-->-- Comment on a Website/YouTube video of someone playing ''PopNMusic''

->''If you're a regular, normal human being with taste, then this movie should force you to eject out of your seat as if your pants were on fire. If you're thick and was somehow fooled to believe that this movie could even be good, then please buy a DVD to this movie and lock yourself in your room to watch this movie on endless repeat and never come out- you are the reason why we get these awful, awful series. Or at the very least, you should be smacked in the face for saying you like this movie.''
-->-- '''[[http://www.deviantart.com/art/The-Top-10-Worst-Movies-of-2009-List-521691106 Blu3Danny]]''' on ''Film/TransformersRevengeOfTheFallen'' (No. 6 on his Top Ten Worst Films of 2009 list)

->''Everybody who has watched this E3 has probably moved on to UsefulNotes/XboxOne or [[UsefulNotes/PlayStation4 PS4]]. If you haven't by now, I feel sorry for you, because you are a sheltered, nonsocial, autistic person that can't accept anything but cartoony, childish, repetitive, weeaboo culture! You don't know what good games are! You're insulting VideoGame/CallOfDuty like they make the same game over and over again?! Look at the VideoGame/NewSuperMarioBros series, and then tell that to yourself! You fucking psycho motherfuckers that insult [[Creator/MicrosoftStudios Microsoft]] and Creator/{{Sony}}! They win E3 and Creator/{{Nintendo}} had the worst showing of all time! Never have I been so disappointed! Do not dis Xbox and Sony! Nintendo lost by a longshot to every E3 showing in history! Fuck you people that think ANY of their games are worth purchasing over Microsoft and Sony! Fuck you! You have no taste in gaming! Your future is doomed because you are glued to only Nintendo! You suck and you ruin gaming as an image!''
-->-- WebAnimation/MarioTehPlumber on Nintendo's 2015 E3 Digital Event

->...[T]his review [of ''Film/TheMatrixRevolutions''] is not for you; it is for those of us who recognize that this massively hyped series never lived up to the potential we all knew it had.
-->--'''[[http://aisleseat.com/matrix3.htm Mike McGranaghan]]''' on the ''[[Franchise/TheMatrix Matrix]]'' franchise

->''"Stop liking what I don't like."''
-->-- '''Anonymous'''
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