->"What is food to one man may be fierce poison to others."
-->-- '''Creator/{{Aristotle}}'''
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!!LiveActionTV
->'''Shirley''': I rented ''Film/TowerHeist'' last night. And I'm not spoiling the ending, but let me tell you, it was quite the hilarious thrill-ride. That Creator/BrettRatner -- mmm! He's a master of comedic action adventure! A master at storytelling. He's just a master at making movies in general! I'm gonna say it: he's the new [[Creator/StevenSpielberg Spielberg]].\\
'''Abed''': I have to go. You're a bad person. ''You're a bad person.''
-->-- ''Series/{{Community}}'', "[[Recap/CommunityS3E19CurriculumUnavailable Curriculum Unavailable]]"

!!Newspapers
->''Those who think ''Transformers'' is a great or even a good film are, may I tactfully suggest, not sufficiently evolved.''
-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert''' [[http://www.rogerebert.com/rogers-journal/im-a-proud-brainiac on]] ''Film/TransformersRevengeOfTheFallen'' fans

!!WebAnimation
->"I didn't expect to hear any more from [[VideoGame/{{Uncharted}} this franchise,]] but I guess if you feed humanity flavourless wallpaper paste for decades then you shouldn't be surprised if that's all they want to eat now."
-->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''VideoGame/Uncharted2AmongThieves''

->"Music/{{Creed|band}} sucks! I HATE you, and I HATE the bands you like!"
-->-- '''''WebAnimation/RedVsBlue''''' PSA

->"I don't care how many people actually likes this. The ones who are saying 'check your brain in at the door' checked their brains as soon as they were given birth to."
-->-- '''Co-Host 3000''' on ''Film/TransformersDarkOfTheMoon'', ''WebAnimation/{{Spill}}''

!!Web Original
->''That explains the one a**hole in my audience who was more than vocal about his dislike of the movie and camped outside the exit to tell people who liked it otherwise. I wanted to bitch him out in front of his friends, but there's no point. He will always be the Creator/MichaelBay wanking, Music/MichaelBolton loving jack off and there is nothing I can do to convince him this was a great movie.''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/01/27/the-fall-20062008-tarsem/ on]] ''Film/TheFall''

->UsefulNotes/{{Juggalo}}: ''For the most part, an uneducated, pathetic excuse for a human being who listens to the group [[Music/InsaneClownPosse ICP]] who are bold enough to actually consider themselves musicians. People you see wearing "hatchet-man" accessories. They should not be allowed to reproduce, because that is too cruel to future generations.''
-->--'''''Website/UrbanDictionary'''''

->''This is Will Leitch, the founder of ''Deadspin'' and [[BitingTheHandHumor world’s most annoying Cardinals fan.]] We love Leitch, but we also like trolling him at every possible opportunity by telling him that he is human garbage and his favorite team is a band of wingnut Puritan shitbags...We wrote this post in advance of the Cards losing, despite our fear of TOTALLY jinxing the Cubs in the process. But we couldn’t wait because we ''had'' to post this right when your dorky penis team lost and your pain was at its most acute!''
-->--'''[[http://deadspin.com/eat-shit-leitch-1736329729 Drew Magary]]''', "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA EAT SHIT, LEITCH!" (''Deadspin'')

->''Maybe you’re one of those people who spend more man-hours proudly telling everyone who’ll listen about how you’ve never watched ''Series/BigBrother'' than the people involved in making it spent, well, making it. Perhaps you wear your BB-hatred like a badge of honour, joining every “I hate BB!” Facebook group you can find and letting everyone know you’ve got better things to do with your time, well whoopee-balls for you. Maybe I don’t like your face, but I don’t keep harping on about it. ([[BigStupidDooDooHead I don’t like your face, as it happens. It’s too wide at the top and you’ve got a stupid chin]])''
-->--'''[[http://franticplanet.wordpress.com/2009/11/28/top-10-tv-shows-of-the-decade-%E2%80%93-6/ Stuart Millard]]'''

->''I hate to be the one to say this, but if you like the new ''[[Film/TheAmazingSpiderManSeries Spider-Man]]'' movies, you're a wrong idiot. This isn't up for discussion.''
-->--'''[[http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-things-that-must-happen-to-keep-marvel-movies-awesome/#ixzz3AD3MYU2M J.F. Sargent]]''', '''''{{Website/Cracked}}'''''

->''The world hasn’t been the same ever since Music/JustinBieber’s Canadian breakfast sausage hit the Internet. Lives and relationships have been destroyed. Case in point: One of my friends said to me, “I can’t believe Justin Bieber’s dick is more impressive than Music/LennyKravitz’s.” I would tell you that friend’s name, but I erased it from my memory, because she is forever dead to me now.''
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/10/09/justin-bieber-wants-his-dick-off-of-the-internet-but-hes-glad-you-saw-it/ Michael K.]]'''

->''Those who say this is the greatest ''[[Literature/DoctorWhoNewAdventures New Adventure]]'' are simply wrong, and very probably lack souls.''
-->--'''Dr. El Sandifer''' [[http://www.eruditorumpress.com/blog/bat-anti-review-blog/ on]] ''[[Recap/DoctorWhoNewAdventuresTimewyrmExodus Timewyrm: Exodus]]''

->[[ComicStrip/TheFamilyCircus Family Circus]]'' has been shitting in the mouth of comedy for 51 years and we need to fight back... Can you imagine what it would be like if you found something like this funny? You'd be both the happiest and [[TalkToTheFist most-punched]] person in the world, and I am really glad you don't exist. But in case you do, seriously: Fuck you.''
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-family-circus-cartoons-improved-with-dick-jokes/#ixzz31r72KYTx "6 Family Circus Cartoons Improved With Dick Jokes"]]

!!WebVideo
->"''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVIII'' sucks and ''you'' suck for liking it!"
-->-- '''Noah "''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment The Spoony One]]''" Antwiler'''

->"I don't think you're gonna have the desire to play ''Mall Tycoon 3''. And if you do....well...your face is dumb...or something..."
-->-- '''WebVideo/{{Brutalmoose}}'''

->''"It doesn't matter if you think Creator/HaydenChristensen did a poor job portraying Anakin Skywalker, it doesn't matter if you think Creator/GeorgeLucas made some bad movies, it doesn't matter even if you're correct in these opinions, which, knock-knock, is fucking subjective. But, let's say even if you were right these were bad movies objectively, '''it gives you absolutely no right to attack them for it''', [[InternetJerk to bully them online or to write hurtful shit you'd never say to them in person]]. I honestly don't understand how people can get so angry over some fucking movies that they do shit like this. [[DontLikeDontRead If I don't like a movie, then I won't watch it again]]. It's that simple. And if I'm very invested in that franchise the movie's a part of, then I'll still love the franchise. And if you can't do that, respectfully step away, then that's on you. Don't be a bitch just because you can't handle a little bit of adversity in your life. I swear to God, people like this wouldn't last a day in the shoes of the people who are targets of this hate. No fucking chance."''
-->-- '''[=TurfNation=]''', "[[https://youtu.be/I94syqrGYWo Toxic Prequel Haters (Toxic Star Wars Fans)]]"

!!RealLife
->"There are shows I am a fan of but don’t watch because I didn’t like what they are doing with it. And I’m talking original Japanese {{Toku}} shows. But I don’t go on forums to trash it. I think that’s really lame. As is criticizing a show for 6-11 year old kids and [[PeripheryDemographic you are in your 20’s or older]]. Honestly, I’m speechless! I stay away from Series/{{Teletubbie|s}} and Series/{{Barney|AndFriends}} forums!"
-->-- '''Steven Wang''', Executive Producer of ''Series/KamenRiderDragonKnight''

->"[[ILoveTheSmellOfXInTheMorning I love the smell of burning gamers]] in the morning."
--> -- {{Media Watchdog}} '''Jack Thompson'''

->"Rob Ford is a crack-smoking Bills fan. Which comes first, the chicken or the egg?"
-->--'''Will Brinson''', 1.12.13 Tweet

->"Any human dumb enough to voluntarily sit through a second helping of that unremitting fecal spew really ought to just get up and leave the planet via the nearest window before their continued presence does lasting damage to the gene pool."
-->-- '''Creator/CharlieBrooker''' on ''Film/TransformersRevengeOfTheFallen'' fans
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