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[[folder: Comic Strips ]]

->'''TV:''' We'll return to ''Santa's Summer Vacation''...
->'''Garfield:''' (That man should '''not''' wear a swimsuit!)
-->-- ''ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}''

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[[folder: Fan Works ]]

->''Naked servants rushed up bearing trays of food and goblets of wine, a sight that might have been titillating had they looked remotely human.''
-->-- ''Fanfic/RocketshipVoyager''

->I actually really like the Sakura scenes for similar reasons why I like the Rider scene: they're uncomfortable. Shirou keeps having flashes of The Shadow (something bad) in the middle of having sex (something that should be good and pleasurable.) Shirou keeps having violent and horrible urges during an act that should be soft and tender (see again dichotomy of "this ''should'' be good, but it's ''not''.") All while making it clear that they're two characters who do like and care for one another. It rules!! You are in a horror story. The story [[GameplayAndStoryIntegration does not pause]] to give you some hornies- you are in a horror story ''and you are still in a horror story as the porn unfolds''. It's cool!
-->-- '''[[https://www.tumblr.com/versegm/699014128837214208/my-gladly-the-complete-review-of-fatestay versegm]]''', about ''VisualNovel/FateStayNight'''s sex scenes

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[[folder: Film -- Live-Action ]]


->''"Alright, that's enough, Fat Bastard. As much as I like seeing Powers in agony (and I do), the thought of you naked is [[EvenEvilHasStandards just gross.]]"''
-->-- '''Dr. Evil''', ''Film/AustinPowers: The Spy Who Shagged Me''

->'''Scotty:''' There's so... many... penises.\\
'''Cooper:''' This is the biggest sausage-fest on Earth.\\
'''Scotty:''' It's the International House of Sausage!
-->-- ''Film/{{Eurotrip}}''

->''"Whoever painted The Trunchbull must have had a strong stomach. A really strong stomach."''
-->--'''Matilda''', ''Literature/{{Matilda}}''

->''[[HumanPopsicle Sleeper pod]] opens to reveal a shirtless [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Jeremy Ron Jeremy]].''
->'''Captain Quirk:''' My God! Put some clothes on that man!
->'''Boner:''' I'm afraid [[HesDeadJim he's dead, Jim]].
->'''Captain Quirk:''' How do ya know? You haven't even examined him.
->'''Boner:''' Can you blame me?!!
-->-- ''Sex Trek: Where No Man Has Cum B4''

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[[folder: Literature ]]

->''"If a corpse already liquid with decay had risen from the grave, smeared lipstick on its gums, and attempted a flirtation, the result could not have been more appalling."''
-->-- TheNarrator of ''Literature/TheGreatDivorce'' on a ghost attempting to seduce a Bright One.
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[[folder: Magazines ]]


->'''Hsu:''' Besides, this is the gaming audience, the most supportive audience in the world. If worst comes to worst I just picture all of them in their underwear.\\
(''Hsu walks up to the podium to give his speech'')\\
'''Hsu:''' I—\\
'''[[GeekPhysiques Obese cosplayer]] in the audience:''' Wanna see our underwear?\\
'''Hsu:''' My mind has just died.
-->-- ''ComicStrip/HsuAndChan''

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[[folder: Podcast ]]


-> ''(as Fred removes his shirt)'' "Mmm-HMM! A little something for the ladies! And that 'something' is 'immediate, violent nausea."
-->-- '''Mike''', ''Podcast/RiffTrax'', THINGS (1989)

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[[folder: Video Games ]]


->'''Maurice:''' Hey, hey, hey! Watch your language! This is radio, we have regulations about that sort of thing!\\
'''Jan''': But you let a naked man on.\\
'''Maurice''': Eh, he's behind a screen. You can't see him; he's not that exciting. Imagine a flabby guy with a pony tail and a nasty rash. You'll get the picture.\\
'''Jan''': Imagine one? I ''married'' one.
-->--''Pressing Issues'', Radio/GTARadio

->'''Takeda''': Mileena...\\
'''Mileena''': ''Fresh meat~''...\\
'''Takeda''': It's just not sexy when you say that.
-->-- ''Takeda vs. Mileena Match Quote'', VideoGame/MortalKombatX

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[[folder: Web Original ]]


->''"Louis Gossett is strutting around a table in way too tight Dockers shaking his ass back and forth like {{Music/Shakira}}. And I looked. God help me, I looked. I knew I shouldn't have, but I did. How could I not? His ass was right in the middle of the screen swinging back and forth like I was watching some weird table dance by [[Series/FamilyMatters Reginald Veljohnson]]. Part of me will ''never'' return."''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' [[http://spoonyexperiment.com/iron-eagle/ on]] ''Film/IronEagle''

->''"This week: {{ComicBook/Magneto}} fully embraces Casual Fridays on Asteroid M… maybe a little [[WalkingShirtlessScene too casual.]]"''
-->--'''Chris Sims''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/the-x-men-episode-guide-4x06-sanctuary-part-1-animated-series/ on]] ''WesternAnimation/XMenTheAnimatedSeries'', "Sanctuary, Part 1"

->''"At last, on February 22, 1999, the world's fate was sealed. A sight is witnessed on this date that is so disgusting that any human being who witnesses it would immediately lose any trace of sanity. Bess was seen naked."''
-->--'''N106''', Bad Webcomics Wiki

->''"This is objectively a sexy photograph, but holy hell does it make me want to die."''
-->--'''Corin Deeth III''', ''Podcast/KakosIndustries''

->''"1278. An elf wardancer chick in [[FullFrontalAssault nothing but body paint]] is totally hot. A Vesten berserker in nothing but body paint not so much."''
-->--''Blog/ThingsMrWelchIsNoLongerAllowedToDoInAnRPG''

->''"1328. The very concept of a Hutt lap dancer will earn me a dark side point."''
-->--''Blog/ThingsMrWelchIsNoLongerAllowedToDoInAnRPG''

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[[folder: Web Video ]]


->''"'''''YOU ARE A NIGHTMARE MADE FLESH!''''' You have passed 'Coyote Ugly' and entered into some horrible Twilight Realm beyond! If a man woke up in bed with you, he would happily chew through his own neck! No no no no no, don't give me that, ''he would find a way!''"''
-->-- '''{{Website/SFDebris}}''' on post-op transsexual Quark, ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'' ("Profit and Lace")

->''"Remember the good times of ''VideoGame/LaMulana''. The laughs, the cries, the experiences of a wonderful adventure game before it went freaking berserk and showed me [[spoiler:[[BraggingRightsReward wearing a skimpy swimsuit]]]] and I got made fun of by [[TrollingCreator Duracuets]]. [[ShootTheShaggyDog What a... what a lame thing to do.]]"''
-->-- '''LetsPlay/DeceasedCrab''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_69urn7asVA Let's Play La-Mulana 084: THE END]]

->''"Never thought I'd say this, but...this scene involving a nude Creator/KirstenDunst [[ShowerScene being bathed]] [[GirlOnGirlIsHot by another woman]] is the least erotic thing I've ever seen."''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/BrowsHeldHigh Kyle Kallgren]]''', on ''Film/{{Melancholia}}'' [[note]]The scene in question involves a severely depressed woman breaking into tears when she futilely tries to calm herself down by taking a bath.[[/note]]

->''"DAAAAAH! Fuck it, movie! Fuck it! I- I got a hard enough time watching his acting, you gotta show me his ass?! What the hell?!"''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''', on seeing [[Film/TheRoom2003 Tommy Wiseau's]] butt

->''"I now understand how someone not attracted to women feels when watching ''Anime/KillLaKill''."''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/RebelTaxi Pan Pizza]]''' regarding ''WesternAnimation/SuperDuperSumos''

->''"Wish somebody would taze me right now/This story's 'bout as sexy as rabies right now."''
-->-- '''WebVideo/HonestTrailers''' on ''Film/FiftyShadesOfGrey''

->''"Oh, just -- no! Oh God, no! Why?! I would like to think... that I could have led a long, happy and productive life never having seen '''Creator/JohnTurturro's ass!'''"''
-->-- '''WebVideo/CinematicExcrement''' on ''Film/TransformersRevengeOfTheFallen''

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[[folder: Western Animation ]]


->'''Timmy:''' Fairy World?\\
'''Vampire:''' [[HalloweenTown Scary World.]]\\
'''Timmy:''' You’re not that scary.\\
'''Vampire:''' Yeah, well here’s a photo of your Grandma’s feet.\\
'''Timmy:''' Aaagh! It burns!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents'', "[[Recap/TheFairlyOddParentsS2E8AMileInMyShoes A Mile In My Shoes]]"

->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Sandy, I saw it! [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking It's big... scary... and pink!]]\\
'''Sandy:''' So's Patrick's belly button, but I ain't afraid of that neither!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', "[[Recap/SpongebobSquarepantsS2E20SquidOnStrikeSandySpongeBobAndTheWorm Sandy, SpongeBob And The Worm]]"

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[[folder: Real Life ]]


->''[[SelfDeprecation "I don't do horror films."]]''
-->-- '''James Garner''', asked if he would ever shoot a nude scene

->''"The crew was convulsed with laughter, and they kept showing each other cigarette stubs and winking as they did so, as if to say that was the size of my skittle. Camera crews are renowned for their unkindness in these matters."''
-->-- '''Creator/TomBaker''' on the making of ''Literature/TheCanterburyTales'' (1972)

->''"I've always wanted to see Serge Lifar. Now I have. And it's all true..."\\\
"What is true?"\\\
"He is every bit as bad — no, dreadful — as I've always heard." Even I could tell that the flabby-buttocked man onstage was, if not bad, oddly repellant as he struck his poses. Year later, Nureyev said that when he was in charge of the Paris Opera Ballet, his most difficult task was [[BrainBleach to exorcise the malign ghost of Lifar.]]"''
-->-- '''Creator/GoreVidal''', ''Palimpsest''

->''"You didn't have to drop your boxers just to show us that."''
-->-- '''Lyra Heartstrings (Friendship Is Magic)''' in response to Nyx posting a pic of his [[JustForFun/IThoughtItMeant hairy legs]], ''Blog/{{Bronyism}}''

->''"Jenny [=McCarthy=] has a technologically splendid bosom that should, in my opinion, be put to a better use than being vomited upon."''
-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert''', review of ''Film/DirtyLove''

->''"[[EatingTheEyeCandy I thoroughly enjoy seeing]] a beautifully proportioned [[MaleFrontalNudity nude male.]] So did Creator/{{Michelangelo|Buonarroti}} and [[Creator/AugusteRodin Rodin]]. But if the male is [[FatSlob blubbery]], he should keep his beer barrel to himself and not be a portly polluter."''
-->-- '''June Lockhart'''

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