->''"Oh mercy! Which one of you strapping young bucks will catch my fall?"''
-->--'''Doctor Venture''', ''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers''

->'''Hobbes:''' You know, if you feel the urge to pass out on the floor in shock, feel free.\\
'''Uncle Max:''' I think I will. Someone get behind me.
-->--''Fanfic/TroubleIsland'' (after [[spoiler: everyone realizes Calvin's CassandraTruth]])

->'''Jon:''' If you're impressed by a windmill you'd be swooning if you saw the Great Keep at Winterfall.\\
'''Ygritte:''' What's swooning?\\
'''Jon:''' ''[{{beat}}]'' Fainting.\\
'''Ygritte:''' W-What's fainting?\\
'''Jon:''' ''[longer beat]'' When a girl sees blood and collapses.\\
'''Ygritte:''' Why would a girl see blood and collapse?\\
'''Jon:''' Well… not all girls are [[ActionGirl like you]].\\
'''Ygritte:''' Well girls see more blood than boys.
-->-- '''Series/GameOfThrones'''

->'''Tylor:''' "Yuriko! No fair! You can't faint before I do!"
-->-- '''Anime/IrresponsibleCaptainTylor'''

->'''Skulduggery''': Are you going to faint?\\
'''Stephanie''': I've never fainted before but I think you might be right.\\
'''Skulduggery''': Would you like me to catch you?\\
'''Stephanie''': If you wouldn't mind?\\
'''Skulduggery''': Not at all.\\
'''Stephanie''': ''[faints]''
-->-- '''Literature/SkulduggeryPleasant'''

->'''[[{{Troll}} Discord]]''': Does anypony have a fainting couch?\\
''[everyone looks at Rarity]''\\
'''[[DramaQueen Rarity]]''': [[RunningGag What?]]
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'', "Three's a Crowd"

->'''Ash''': ''[After getting hit in the face from a door which Gary opened]'' I… beg your pardon. ''[Faints]''
-->-- '''Anime/PokemonTheOriginalSeries'''

->''"Well, someone needs a sandwich." *ding*''
-->-- '''Jeremy''', ''WebVideo/CinemaSins (Whenever a character faints on screen)''

->'''Claire''': Fainting spells?\\
'''Seth''': Oh. Leading men, even second leads--they can't let women hit the ground. It's like… totally subconscious. Try it.\\
'''Claire''': ''[fake faints]''\\
'''Passingby man''': ''[rushes onscreen and catches her]'' Are you ok? You're lucky I just happened to be here.\\
'''Claire''': ''[giggles]'' Thank you.
-->-- ''Series/{{Dramaworld}}''

->'''Mabel:''' [[ThisIsThePartWhere Is this the part where]] one of us faints?\\
'''Soos:''' Oh, I am ''so'' on it, dude. (''faints'')
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'', after [[WhamEpisode the climax]] of "Not What He Seems"

->''"And when you asked me to marry you I would have said yes if I hadn't passed out. But, really, what can you expect from me? I've probably been unconscious for at least half of this book."''
-->-- '''Naomi Sanders''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' fanfic, ''Fanfic/MustLoveNedFlanders''

->''"These days, the modern young lady must display a miscellany of talents in her quest for a suitor. She must be a witty conversationalist, an accomplished musician, and an expert in the art of the swoon. For managing to faint with nary a petticoat out of place is a most coveted talent indeed."''
-->-- '''Lady Whistledown''', ''Series/{{Bridgerton}}'': "The Art of the Swoon"
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