->''Wrestling/SinCara, Sin Cara\\
Friendly neighborhood Sin Cara\\
Wears a mask, only fights\\
Underneath [[UnnaturallyBlueLighting stupid lights]]\\
Look out!\\
Here comes the Sin Cara!\\\
Can he botch? Listen, jerk:\\
His hurricanrana [[PunchPunchPunchUhOh will never work]]\\
Jumps the ropes, that was nice!\\
(This match was [[CaughtOnTape recorded twice]])\\
Look out!\\
There goes the Sin Cara!''
-->--'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARDGkqf8wSo Sin Cara anthem]] (parodying the ''[[WesternAnimation/SpiderMan1967 Spider-Man]]''' theme)

->'''Hobbes:''' Has Stupendous Man ''ever'' won a battle?\\
'''Calvin:''' Well, [[MetaphoricallyTrue they're all moral victories.]]

->Iím realizing Iím a pretty lousy hero. But Iím trying. I made a leap of faith. Iím asking you to as well.
-->-- '''Weaver''', ''Literature/{{Worm}}'' ([[https://parahumans.wordpress.com/2013/06/18/crushed-24-4/ Crushed 24.4]])

->''Did you think you mattered, [[spoiler:Hawke]]? Did you think anything you ever did mattered? You couldn't even save your city. How could you expect to strike down a god? [[spoiler:Anders/Fenris/Isabela/Merril/Sebastian]] is going to die, [[KickTheDog just like your family, and anyone you ever cared about]].''
-->-- '''Nightmare''', ''VideoGame/DragonAgeInquisition''

->'''Tarquin:''' Look at you! What are you, a protagonist? I'm so proud! Have you thwarted any villains yet?\\
'''Elan:''' We mostly run away or have mixed victories. Wait, does Nale count?\\
'''Tarquin:''' [[BigBadWannabe Eh, not really.]]\\
'''Elan:''' Then, no.
-->-- ''WebComic/TheOrderOfTheStick''

->'''Commentator:''' [[OverlyLongGag He can't seem to do anything right... Watch him screw up over...and over --]]\\
'''Copycat:''' [[SetRightWhatOnceWentWrong Fear not, people of San Francisco! I went to the future and saw the bridge fall apart, but now because of that, I can stop it from ever happen--]] '''''CRASH''''' [[YouAlreadyChangedThePast Heh heh. Whoops. It turns out that I was the cause of the bridge collapsing after all.]]\\
'''Onlooker:''' Well, it looks like Copycat has screwed up again!\\
'''Onlooker 2:''' [[SarcasmMode What a surprise.]]\\
'''Commentator:''' [[ButterflyOfDoom Again.]]\\
'''Copycat:''' [[GoodNewsBadNews Good news, everyone!]] [[BadFuture I stop a terrible dystopian future from ever coming to pass!]] [[EarthShatteringKaboom ...Bad news is that my actions have created a new future in which we all die.]]\\
'''Onlooker:''' [[NiceJobBreakingItHero Damnit! I knew you'd screw up somehow!]]
-->-- ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4860110/7/Heroes_Abridged_With_Commentary_Genesis Heroes: Abridged with Commentary]]''

->''"''{{Film/Pumaman}}'' is ten times the movie that ''Captain America'' is, at ''least''. And I'm being serious; I'm not trying to be funny. ''Pumaman'' is a ''far'' superior film. Just look at ''Pumaman'' for a second: It's full of action beats. There's lots of fighting. (It's not great, but it's fighting.) The music is surprisingly catchy! (Little crappy, but catchy.) And Pumaman has actual fucking superpowers. I mean, OK, so flying and teleporting has nothing to do with being a puma, but hell, ''look'' at this! He's using superpowers! He's tearing a car up and flipping it over with super-strength! That's ''cool!'' He's ''doing stuff!'' And it even has a memorable villain in the form of Donald Pleasence, who [[TookTheBadFilmSeriously even in crappy movies does a pretty damn good job.]] Now, don't get me wrong: the special effects were terrible, the mythology was ridiculous, and the hero of ''Pumaman'' [[CursedWithAwesome was a whiny bitch, too]]. But at the end of the day, it was about a hero flying around and fighting crime. And he did it a lot. Something ''Captain America'' didn't get around to until the '''75-minute mark.'''"''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' on ''Film/CaptainAmericaIIDeathTooSoon''

->''Gabriel Macht isÖalright as the Spirit. I guess. I mean, he is not really asked to do a whole lot and that is another complaint I have: The Spirit doesnít really DO anything! Seriously, for as much power as he has, he is surprisingly ineffectual. Even after the climax I kept expecting something more from him. Seriously!? Thatís it? Its sad that I think the police actually have the crime issue covered and donít need a superhero. ''
-->-- '''Miles Antwiler''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/04/27/the-spirit-frank-miller-2008/ on]] ''Film/TheSpirit'' (2008)

->''"All you ever do is wave your finger at how people are gonna get killed and yet '''you're constantly getting people killed!''' What's wrong with you?! You're terrible heroes! All of you!"''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''', review of ''[[Film/TheLostWorldJurassicPark Jurassic Park: The Lost World]]''
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