->'''Hobbes:''' Has Stupendous Man ''ever'' won a battle?\\
'''Calvin:''' Well, [[MetaphoricallyTrue they're all moral victories.]]
-->--'''''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes'''''

->"You know me. I always save the day."
-->-- '''[[SadClown Sarcastic! Hawke]]''' to [[spoiler:their dying mother]], ''VideoGame/DragonAgeII''

->'''Tarquin:''' Look at you! What are you, a protagonist? I'm so proud! Have you thwarted any villains yet?
->'''Elan:''' We mostly run away or have mixed victories. Wait, does Nale count?
->'''Tarquin:''' [[BigBadWannabe Eh, not really.]]
->'''Elan:''' Then, no.
-->-- ''WebComic/TheOrderOfTheStick''

->'''Commentator:''' [[OverlyLongGag He can't seem to do anything right... Watch him screw up over...and over --]]\\
'''Copycat:''' [[SetRightWhatOnceWentWrong Fear not, people of San Francisco! I went to the future and saw the bridge fall apart, but now because of that, I can stop it from ever happen--]] '''''CRASH''''' [[YouAlreadyChangedThePast Heh heh. Whoops. It turns out that I was the cause of the bridge collapsing after all.]]\\
'''Onlooker:''' Well, it looks like Copycat has screwed up again!\\
'''Onlooker 2:''' [[SarcasmMode What a surprise.]]\\
'''Commentator:''' [[ButterflyOfDoom Again.]]\\
'''Copycat:''' [[GoodNewsBadNews Good news, everyone!]] [[BadFuture I stop a terrible dystopian future from ever coming to pass!]] [[EarthShatteringKaboom ...Bad news is that my actions have created a new future in which we all die.]]\\
'''Onlooker:''' [[NiceJobBreakingItHero Damnit! I knew you'd screw up somehow!]]
-->-- ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4860110/7/Heroes_Abridged_With_Commentary_Genesis Heroes: Abridged with Commentary]]''

->''"''{{Film/Pumaman}}'' is ten times the movie that ''Captain America'' is, at ''least''. And I'm being serious; I'm not trying to be funny. ''Pumaman'' is a ''far'' superior film. Just look at ''Pumaman'' for a second: It's full of action beats. There's lots of fighting. (It's not great, but it's fighting.) The music is surprisingly catchy! (Little crappy, but catchy.) And Pumaman has actual fucking superpowers. I mean, OK, so flying and teleporting has nothing to do with being a puma, but hell, ''look'' at this! He's using superpowers! He's tearing a car up and flipping it over with super-strength! That's ''cool!'' He's ''doing stuff!'' And it even has a memorable villain in the form of Donald Pleasence, who [[TookTheBadFilmSeriously even in crappy movies does a pretty damn good job.]] Now, don't get me wrong: the special effects were terrible, the mythology was ridiculous, and the hero of ''Pumaman'' [[CursedWithAwesome was a whiny bitch, too]]. But at the end of the day, it was about a hero flying around and fighting crime. And he did it a lot. Something ''Captain America'' didn't get around to until the '''75-minute mark.'''"''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' on ''Captain America 2: Death Too Soon''

->''Gabriel Macht is…alright as the Spirit. I guess. I mean, he is not really asked to do a whole lot and that is another complaint I have: The Spirit doesn’t really DO anything! Seriously, for as much power as he has, he is surprisingly ineffectual. Even after the climax I kept expecting something more from him. Seriously!? That’s it? Its sad that I think the police actually have the crime issue covered and don’t need a superhero. ''
-->-- '''Miles Antwiler''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/04/27/the-spirit-frank-miller-2008/ on]] ''Film/TheSpirit'' (2008)

->''"All you ever do is wave your finger at how people are gonna get killed and yet '''you're constantly getting people killed!''' What's wrong with you?! You're terrible heroes! All of you!"''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''', review of ''[[Film/TheLostWorldJurassicPark Jurassic Park: The Lost World]]''
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