->'''Anne''': Well, he did offer to translate something for me first, but I probably should have said something before I picked him up.\\
'''Translator Man''': She came straight out of nowhere! It was quite a shock!\\
'''Anne''': I was right in front of you... I'm not sure how you didn't realize I was there.\\
'''Translator Man''': ... Straight out of nowhere!
-->-- Roleplay/WeAreOurAvatars

->'''C-Sec Customs''': A few changes were made to reduce the risk of geth infiltration. We apologize for the inconvenience.\\
'''Legion (a geth infiltrator)''': Geth do not infiltrate.\\
'''C-Sec Customs''': You should leave your personal synthetic assistant at home. They're not allowed on public shuttles anymore.\\
'''Legion''': ... Geth do not ''intentionally'' infiltrate.
-->-- ''VideoGame/MassEffect2''

->'''Twilight:''' I don't understand; [the Star Swirl the Bearded Wing is] supposed to be right here. How are we supposed to find it now?\\
'''Pinkie Pie:''' Maybe we should ask somepony in the Star Swirl the Bearded Wing.\\
({{Beat}})\\
'''Twilight:''' [[LampshadeHanging Huh, how did I miss that?]]
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'', "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS2E20ItsAboutTime It's About Time]]"

->'''Ryan:''' ''[Boat equipped in his hand]'' Hey, where's my boat?
-->-- ''Creator/RoosterTeeth's "LetsPlay ''VideoGame/{{Minecraft}}", "Episode 33 - Achievement Racetrack"

->'''Crow:''' Hey, Mike! Could you hand me my plans? ''[Paper flies into mouth]'' Thank you! Why, look at that: "Breach hull, all die!" Even had it underlined!
-->-- '''Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000TheMovie'''

->''"Okay, how the hell did Jill not see him hanging from the ceiling light like that? It's not that far off the ground, she would have been able to see him the doorway and probably wouldn't even need to look up. What the camera sees is not the same as the character's eyesight."''
-->-- ''WebVideo/BadMovieBeatdown'', ''Film/JackAndJill''

->''"We forgot to pay attention. This always fucks us."''
-->-- '''[[Music/NinjaSexParty Danny Sexbang]]''', ''WebVideo/GameGrumps'', "You Don't Know Jack: Mock 2 - Game Grumps VS"

->''[[foldercontrol]]

[[folder: "You lost track of a twelve-foot tall demon-man as red as a dying star? That is truly a great achievement." ]]
''
-->-- '''The God-Emperor of Mankind''', ''WebAnimation/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice''

->''[horde of Ultramarines running past in the background, chanting and driving a Land Raider]''\\
'''Salamander 1:''' IT'S REALLY QUIET TODAY.\\
'''Salamander 2:''' YES!
-->-- ''WebAnimation/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice''

->''"NOOO! How?! WHY!? How could I let this happen?! [[StealthExpert The Raven Guard]], out-sneaked by a toad?! HOOOOW?!"''
-->-- '''Chapter Master Kayvaan Shrike''', ''WebAnimation/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice'' "Bro-Trip 40,000"

->'''Kayvaan Shrike:''' Wait... where did the traitor go!?\\
'''Corvus Corax:''' Wh- did- did he escape? Seriously, ''why does no one notice anything '''happening''' today!?''
-->-- ''WebAnimation/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice''

->'''[[DiabolicalMastermind Dallas]]:''' Bagged the body. Question is, where do I hide it?\\
'''[[MissionControl Bain]]:''' Dallas, come on. You're standing next to a dumpster.
-->-- ''VideoGame/PAYDAY2''

-> '''River:''' How could we miss that?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Low-level {{perception filter}}, or maybe we're ''thick.''
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho''

->'''Jamie:''' C'mon! The whole place is going to blow up!\\
'''Second Doctor:''' No, it's quite all right, Jamie. The planet is quite safe. There's only going to be a localized volcanic eruption. It'll only affect the island.\\
'''Jamie:''' Maybe so, but ''we'' happen to be ''on'' the island.\\
'''Second Doctor:''' OH MY WORD!
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho''

->'''Josh:''' Drake?\\
'''Drake:''' What?\\
'''Josh:''' ''Where's the door hole?''\\
'''Drake:''' It goes right there. See? I drew it with a magic marker.\\
'''Josh:''' You were supposed to cut it out with the power saw.\\
'''Drake:''' Dude, I'm gonna!\\
'''Josh:''' Oh, really?\\
'''Drake:''' Yes!\\
'''Josh:''' ...So go get the power saw.\\
'''Drake:''' Okay, I will. ''(Walks smack-dab into the treehouse wall, then slowly realizes he and Josh are trapped)'' ......[[LateToTheRealization I see the problem]].\\
'''Josh:''' '''''OH, DO YA!?'''''
-->-- ''Series/DrakeAndJosh''

->'''Anderson:''' And she did it! The only person to successfully cross the Big Balls! And she's showing no signs of slowing down!\\
'''Ariel:''' Where's the pole?!\\
'''Henson:''' ''([[RecordNeedleScratch tires screech]])'' And we might have hit a snag.
-->-- ''Series/Wipeout2008'', failing to see the pole ''right in front of her.''

->[While surrounded by goblin ninjas]\\
'''Belkar:''' Wait. I think I just failed a Spot check.\\
'''Hailey:''' Really? I don't see anything.\\
'''Belkar:''' Exactly. Hey, V, don't you have a familiar that grants Alertness?\\
'''Vaarsuvius:''' Hmm? Oh, yes, yes, of course. My raven is right here.\\
[{{Beat}}]\\
'''Belkar:''' See anything?\\
'''Vaarsuvius:''' I do not.\\
'''Golbins:''' Umm... we're like RIGHT here.\\
'''Belkar:''' Wait! I think I just failed a Listen check!
-->-- ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'', [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0003.html strip #3]].

-> [[[Ride/StarWarsGalaxysEdge Batuu]]] is currently occupied by the First Order, but the Resistance has also set up a base in the very same outpost. That last part is kinda funny because of the proximity of the two organisations. So you have Kylo Ren's big ship, and periodically he will stomp out of it and he's like: "Where's the Resistance"? And Rey is straight up doing photo-op meet-and-greets like a block away. But that's Kylo Ren's problem: he's too focused on his work. If he went around the corner to get himself a hot dog wrap, he'd see the Millenium Falcon. It's parked in the middle of the street.
-->-- '''WebVideo/JennyNicholson''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYy6V_ZVSU8 Star Wars Land: An Excruciatingly In-Depth Prequel]]

-> '''Alfred:''' What does this mean? I didn't even see it! I didn't even see it! I'm so-\\
'''Penny:''' I- I'm not even mad... because ''neither'' of us knew that shit was there.
-->-- ''LetsPlay/SnapCube'', right after failing to notice a diagonal [[TabletopGame/ConnectFour connect-four]], ''[[https://youtu.be/7Opx0gzdytg?t=1524 Clubhouse Games w/ Alfred!]]''.

-> "I'll find this homicidal maniac," said ComicBook/ThePunisher in ''Secret Defenders'' #4. "No, ''we'll'' find this maniac," responded Namorita. "Where do we start?" ''Namorita, he's right in front of you! '''The Punisher''' is a homicidal maniac!
-->-- ''Marvel Year in Review 1993''

->Aliens are [[TooDumbToLive just too stupid for words to express]]. An alien air traffic controller can look at a fighter that has been human-modified for 20 minutes and is only 50 feet away and not notice the welded-on missile rack until the missile is fired through his work station.
-->'''40 Things I Learned from ''Film/IndependenceDay'''''

->'''Snore's Mom:''' Sweetheart, are you okay?\\
'''Duncan:''' I'm fine.\\
'''Snore's Mom:''' ''[gasps]''\\
'''Duncan:''' Uh, just very sleepy. Thank you, parent. Good night. ''[makes kissing noise]''\\
'''Snore's Mom:''' Her first words.\\
'''Snore's Dad:''' Wow!\\
'''Snore's Mom:''' Did you hear that? Her first words!\\
'''Snore's Dad:''' And complete sentences, too.\\
'''Snore's Mom:''' She's gonna be a genius.\\
'''Snore's Dad:''' Yes!\\
'''Snore's Mom:''' I gotta call Mom.\\
'''Snore's Dad:''' We are such great parents. I told you, co-sleeping with her the first year would make her smart. Dad of the year. Right here.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/MonstersAtWork'', "The Damaged Door"

-> ''"Meownster? What meownste-AAAAH!"''
-->-- '''Gathering/Treasure Forte Palicoes''' after being spotted by a large monster, ''VideoGame/MonsterHunter 4''

-> ''"Seems That You Failed To Notice''\\
''The [[HumongousMecha Giant Freaking Robot]] In The Middle Of My Palace"''
-->-- '''Queen''', ''VideoGame/{{Deltarune}}''

->'''Franchise/{{Superman}}:''' Nothing suspicious. No sign of Charlie. And I feel like a peeping tom. I suppose a man's entitled not to be home when I pay a call-- but I can't shake the feeling I missed something. Something I'll regret missing later on.\\
'''Dru-Zod:''' I told you, Kru-El-- He never noticed! He was in a hurry-- and so his concern was focused on Quex-Ul-- his health, his safety-- not his lead-lined closet and the contents thereof.
-->-- ''ComicBook/ThePhantomZone''

->'''Frank Drebin:''' Where's Nordberg?\\
'''Ed Hocken:''' (''Points straight down at hospital bed'') He's right here, Frank.
-->-- ''Film/TheNakedGun''

->''"I honestly, truly can't believe you fell for that. Let me sum it up for you... Some extremely suspicious '''pirate''' comes up, offers you a drink, and leads you to his suspicious boat. Any normal person would've turned back by then. But what do you do? You hop on! Well, now you're stuck with us."''
-->-- '''Honip''', ''{{VideoGame/Wynncraft}}''

->"Calm down," said [[Anime/HappinessChargePrettyCure Megumi]]. "We locked all of them[[note]]the windows[[/note]]. And the doors."\\
Unfortunately for her, she didn't think of securing the ventilation system.
-->-- ''Fanfic/GlitterForceIntoTheGlitterverse''

->''"[[VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys3 The attraction]] sucks because they forgot to get an animatronic before they opened it, but luckily, they were able to find one and didn't even have to worry about the obvious corpse inside. Remember when I said that [[VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys FNAF]] people can't see a corpse even if its spitting in their face? Well, aside from [[RevenantZombie Michael]] being walking, talking proof of that, Springtrap is housing William Afton's probably dead body and now he's trying to run you down because you just have such a hateable face."''
-->-- '''WebVideo/BumblesMcFumbles''' [[https://youtu.be/a-DbEybuqns explaining the timeline]] of ''VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys''


-> '''Mark:''' I am showing you this because it will help you understand my slow descent into madness as I desperately search for a way out of this place, when it was, in fact, right in front of me all along. I am an idiot, and I have no justification for my actions. I am merely showing this to you so you further understand just how stupid I am. {{Beat}} Please enjoy.
-->--'''WebVideo/{{Markiplier}}''' explaining how he got lost in a laundry room for 45 minutes because he missed the exit that was right in front of him. VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddysSecurityBreach

-> '''Jon:'''[[https://youtu.be/vJ4IuRo2uPc?si=yDapAS9rnS9N-QJE&t=1191 Oh, no that just says 'Supply', I thought that was important!]]
-->-- '''LetsPlay/ManyATrueNerd''' as he proceeds to spend the next hour ignoring supply crates and also complaining about the scarcity of health and ammo.

-> In this video Jon:

->Looks directly at a crate with "supply" and pictures of bullets on them but decides it's not important.

->Crouches into a vent that's blocked by an identical supply crate, breaks it and picks up the ammo and health it drops.

->Says "supplies, I like supplies"

->Picks up ammo from larger solid crates with similar pictures of bullets on them.

->Watches an NPC say "take these supplies" before throwing a supply crate in front of him, which breaks and drops health and ammo that Jon picks up.

->And despite all of this he doesn't realize that these crates that are everywhere contain health and ammo, and continues to walk past them.

->Jon is the reason video game developers have to pay voice actors to say “there are supplies in those crates with ‘supplies’ written on them.”
-->-- '''LetsPlay/ManyATrueNerd''' commenters.
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