->''A gay is woman's best friend, because he's the only male who she can have a talk with [[AllMenArePerverts without him thinking about her butt]].''
-->-- a saying.


->''[[NWordPrivileges I love the word faggot]] because it describes my kind of guy! You see, I am a fag hag. Fag hags are the backbone of the gay community. Without us, YOU'RE NOTHING. We have been there, all through history, [[TheBeard guiding your sorry ass down the underground railroad]].... we went to the prom with you!''
-->-- Margaret Cho