--> ''The most remarkable characteristic of the Facebook people is that [[HappinessIsMandatory they've built a system without any room for negativity.]] An individual either "likes" something or moves on, either "joins" a group or "ignores" the invitation. There is no dissent, only silence. The one outlet they have to express indignation or hatred is through the comments, but even that resource is limited to the confusion of their stunted vocabulary and grammar.''
-->-- '''Soren Bowie''', ''[[{{Website/Cracked}} If Columbus Had Explored the Internet]]''

--> ''It's kind of like if the pictures in your high school yearbook came alive and went bald and said sorry.''
-->-- '''Téodor''', ''Webcomic/{{Achewood}}''
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